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ComfyPants posted:If true, it would be the first time anything in the thread got released. I got a release for ya... he he he * shifts weight to one side * E: cat tax a cyberpunk goose fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Seriously though I'm beginning to feel like Derek did in Tracergate. Box! Box BOX BOX BOX BOXY BOXYBOXBOX BOX! - demo was a waste of time Yes - that was constructed and staged only for the purpose of the show Yes - "citizencon_homestead - that does not represent true gameplay we will found in SC Who knows? - this stuff is akin to NMS constructed demos with all the dinosaurs and beautiful stuff. Yes - this is first and foremost them showing progress No, they were doing the demo instead of making progress - and putting multiple systems together No, they were putting a demo together - that it could represent an example mission Who knows? - that the gameplay we saw will be what we will be able to experience as players. Star Citizen is never coming out
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Just do it once or twice to either a-rate the sidewinder or buy and d-rate a much better ship like the cobra or the DBS, then you can do whatever you like. It's just a shortcut to get out of the very early game no-cash no-cargo no-chance in a fight stage. This, exactly. IMHO, the biggest flaw with E:D is the early game.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 09:25 |
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a cyberpunk goose posted:
Make it a chili dog
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 09:28 |
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:I remember watching that. I thought they were making fun of it crashing constantly whenever the animation finished. And the helmet animation isn't even in the game right now!
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 09:31 |
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CrazyTolradi posted:I just like giving you poo poo dude, it's fun. better. now, see if you can avoid 'absolute dismissal of argument because of the person presenting it' which here often takes the form of pictures or gifs. also see if you can present an argument without 'community approved company lines that do nothing to counter the criticism' which here takes the form of threadmemes. by avoiding these you will undoubtedly still come off looking like a bitch because you are incapable of mounting offense at me or defense of your own retardation but you will probably be less like citizens.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 09:46 |
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I am ashamed that I have to go to sleep and will miss the thread reaching page 6000. That said, the idea of griefing ben lesnick, unrepentant horrible person, by purchasing and destroying animation cells from a show only he cares about is a very goony thing to do and it makes me giggle a lot.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 09:56 |
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Ill most likely miss page 6000 due to taking a dump. Part of me is sad.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 09:59 |
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lol
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:08 |
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My main takeaway from the CitizenCon Apology was: 300+ Staff worked on That can't be true.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:16 |
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no_recall posted:My main takeaway from the CitizenCon Apology was: Excuse me, have you followed this game's development at all recently? That's exactly what you should be expecting
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:18 |
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no_recall posted:Whoever's managing CIG's Marketing Dept now is definitely not Sandi. The desperate attempt to make the dune worm a meme smacks of a marketing firm too. At least it's less embarrassing than alliwantforxmasisapsp
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Marching Powder posted:better. now, see if you can avoid 'absolute dismissal of argument because of the person presenting it' which here often takes the form of pictures or gifs. also see if you can present an argument without 'community approved company lines that do nothing to counter the criticism' which here takes the form of threadmemes. Have you tried D&D, friend? I hear it has lots of this.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:32 |
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orcane posted:Excuse me, have you followed this game's development at all recently? That's exactly what you should be expecting Not to poo poo on the team, I stand firmly that they are very competent and talented, all of them. But just look at how CR shits on everything, he's like a little boy that cries whenever he doesn't get what he wants. Also how that video frames CR as the main "star" of the show makes me sick.
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Marching Powder posted:better. now, see if you can avoid 'absolute dismissal of argument because of the person presenting it' which here often takes the form of pictures or gifs. also see if you can present an argument without 'community approved company lines that do nothing to counter the criticism' which here takes the form of threadmemes.
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no_recall posted:Not to poo poo on the team, I stand firmly that they are very competent and talented, all of them. I would say most of them, but Chris' incompetence runs very deep and all signs pointed towards "team can't achieve anything despite of their skills, because of Chris" early on. It's nice of him to confirm the claims put forth by "leaver" reviews on Glassdoor last year.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:46 |
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I'm too pro a poster to read your two paragraphs, but I will read every word of a six thousand page thread that doesn't make me feel bad including, but not limited to, 1000 word Derek Smart fan fiction and about a hundred pages worth of Jokes about a man being fat.
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lol So easy.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:48 |
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Marching Powder really needs to refactor his posting style.
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Marching Powder posted:I'm too pro a poster to read your two paragraphs, but I will read every word of a six thousand page thread that doesn't make me feel bad including, but not limited to, 1000 word Derek Smart fan fiction and about a hundred pages worth of Jokes about a man being fat.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:49 |
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Stop touching Marching Powder.
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AP posted:Stop touching Marching Powder. Marching Powder is the Anti-Goldbond
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AP posted:Stop touching Marching Powder. Yeah, the airport sniffer dogs will catch you if you do.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:52 |
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Marching Powder, honest question, what kind of hat do you wear?
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:53 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:lol Puppet master three times in a row. Has anyone ever seen puppet master used by someone who isn't in the process of definitively losing an internet argument but cannot stop posting?
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:55 |
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Dig up!
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:57 |
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Marching Powder posted:Puppet master three times in a row.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:57 |
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I puppermastered someone else's conversation with Marching Powder
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 10:57 |
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I've got a better idea than buying the boxes: contact EA and find out how much they want for the Wing Commander IP. Do a Kickstarter to raise that money. Get "Derek Smart's Wing Commander: a Derek Smart Game by Derek Smart" released.
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Sunswipe posted:I've got a better idea than buying the boxes: contact EA and find out how much they want for the Wing Commander IP. Do a Kickstarter to raise that money. Get "Derek Smart's Wing Commander: a Derek Smart Game by Derek Smart" released. Will it star Derek Smart in the Also, was it really accurate to call them FMVs when they were only at half-resolution with interlacing black lines? Tippis fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Oct 17, 2016 |
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Marching Powder posted:I'm too pro a poster to read your two paragraphs, but I will read every word of a six thousand page thread that doesn't make me feel bad including, but not limited to, 1000 word Derek Smart fan fiction and about a hundred pages worth of Jokes about a man being fat. Actually, most of us don't do that. By this point I just tune in here to see if there's a funny new picture, if a friend-o is posting or just to touch the thread sheriff.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 11:09 |
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Tippis posted:Will it star Derek Smart in the He's the commanding officer briefing you on your missions against the Shilrathi.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 11:11 |
As usual the smallest few pages throwing some jokes around funny or not seems to drive some people into a complete tailspin...like thanks guys who don't like a joke down vote and move on yeah?? Seriously who's making this a tedious read the hit n miss one liners or the goon essayists dedicated to proper and correct posting. Also stfu. if your post is the one lacking content that simply whines about other posts guess what, you are the problem.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 11:12 |
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How dare they joke about boxes! -Solid Snake
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 11:13 |
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Ben will be in a box, chris will be in a cell, sandi's acting is cardboard, and lando will need a box when he's sleeping on the streets again. Come on marching powder,bitch at me.
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a whole buncha crows posted:As usual the smallest few pages throwing some jokes around funny or not seems to drive some people into a complete tailspin...like thanks guys who don't like a joke down vote and move on yeah?? Seriously who's making this a tedious read the hit n miss one liners or the goon essayists dedicated to proper and correct posting. Also stfu. if your post is the one lacking content that simply whines about other posts guess what, you are the problem. I've still got 11 pages to go before I'm even I'm the same ballpark as the saga of the box and this is way funnier. Don't worry though, you'll still get your thousand post retard chat when the thread is slow.
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MeLKoR posted:He's the commanding officer briefing you on your missions against the Shilrathi. Briefings will be unskippable. You can try to skip them, but... well, you can guess what happens.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 11:18 |
Yeah you sound reasonable and like you think before you post.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 11:19 |
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Complains about people making fun of others. Unironically calls people retards. Lol.
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