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Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Schwack posted:

Michael Bennett is the best Bennett.

Bob Condotta ‏@bcondotta 2m
In a quote I think I can use, Bennett said of Matthews' block that it was "a scary bitch rear end move.''

Bob Condotta ‏@bcondotta 2m
He continued:"If you have to dive at someone else's leg you are a little bitch.''

His neckbeard hides an ancient tome of wisdom, and on occasion, we are given a glimpse of its passages.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol of course the patriots get the steelers without roethlisberger.

Of loving course.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

FizFashizzle posted:

lol of course the patriots get the steelers without roethlisberger.

Of loving course.

The Steelers wouldn't win with him, I hate to tell you

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Anyone post Suggs tore his bicep....my poor sizzle

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Bills fans were selling shirts with a rifle crosshair over Kaep's picture in the tailgate

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

Oberst posted:

Anyone post Suggs tore his bicep....my poor sizzle

Pour some bleach on it he'll be fine

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

Oberst posted:

Anyone post Suggs tore his bicep....my poor sizzle

on the play where he roasted ereck flowers and got a sack

now Ravens' fans know what it's like to hate Ereck Flowers too

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Patriots gonna take the Steelers to town.

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
The Steelers have joined the illustrious Cleveland Browns as the two teams the dolphins could hope to defeat this season.

Let me repeat that. The Steelers got clowned on by what is a bottom-3 team. :lol:

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

NattyBo posted:

Pour some bleach on it he'll be fine

Lmfao

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Iodised QQ posted:

on the play where he roasted ereck flowers and got a sack

now Ravens' fans know what it's like to hate Ereck Flowers too

Have u met....James hurst

I mostly blame The Ed Reed Curse subcurse: The Ravens Injury Bug Curse

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Naturally Selected posted:

The Steelers have joined the illustrious Cleveland Browns as the two teams the dolphins could hope to defeat this season.

Let me repeat that. The Steelers got clowned on by what is a bottom-3 team. :lol:

Miami was right next to Seattle too. We're bottom 10, likely better than bottom 3.

Guess we have to see if having our offensive line healthy and playing great is a fluke

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Cody Kessler was a top 10 qb this week. Suck it.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Cody Kessler was a top 10 qb this week. Suck it.

I'll print you a nice tank top

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Cody Kessler was a top 10 qb this week. Suck it.

Who's gonna be on the list next week?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Kawalimus posted:

I remember the days when the Ravens losing two straight home games was unheard of. We definitely don't have the homefield advantage we used to. Pissed it all away.

You are an honest-to-goodness throwback goofball and I wonder if you're this way when it comes to bird watching.

"wow this tract of forest hasn't had any good birds in it for over 4 hours now... clearly, the magic is gone. forever. we might as well bulldoze it and turn it into suburban housing developments. at least then maybe a rich person will keep birds as pets and one will get out, allowing me to view it in all its glory"

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Amy Pole Her posted:

Miami was right next to Seattle too. We're bottom 10, likely better than bottom 3.

Guess we have to see if having our offensive line healthy and playing great is a fluke

7-1 when Albert Pouncey and James play the full game. Staying healthy is probably a fluke but the team plays much better with them.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
*has two super bowl wins since the last time my favored team even made the super bowl*

*is a cursed franchise*

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Well you see all those years they didn't win the Superbowl? That's a curse.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
definitive list of cursed teams:
Vikings and bills cursed to make title games and lose
browns and lions cursed to never succeed ever in any way
KC cursed to never draft a qb

that's it. that's the entire list

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Alex Smith completed 19-of-22 passes Sunday. Yes, he only threw 3 incomplete passes. None of those were passes defended. His 86.4% completion is highest single game percentage in Chiefs history with a minimum of 20 attempts.

this loving defense

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

indigi posted:

You are an honest-to-goodness throwback goofball and I wonder if you're this way when it comes to bird watching.

"wow this tract of forest hasn't had any good birds in it for over 4 hours now... clearly, the magic is gone. forever. we might as well bulldoze it and turn it into suburban housing developments. at least then maybe a rich person will keep birds as pets and one will get out, allowing me to view it in all its glory"

:lol:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Oakland - Carolina is going to be magical

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Brain Curry posted:

7-1 when Albert Pouncey and James play the full game. Staying healthy is probably a fluke but the team plays much better with them.

Pouncey had one snap this past week where he got thrown back maybe 4 feet by the DT power punching him.

But yeah, I'm stunned how different we are with Albert healthy. We've likely got to be on guard search again this offseason to replace Tunsil (moving to LT to replace Albert) and Bushrod. Oh boy more new blood!!

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Bigass Moth posted:

Well you see all those years they didn't win the Superbowl? That's a curse.

true, true

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


mastershakeman posted:

definitive list of cursed teams:
Vikings and bills cursed to make title games and lose
browns and lions cursed to never succeed ever in any way
KC cursed to never draft a qb

that's it. that's the entire list

Philadelphia is a cursed city

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

a new study bible! posted:

Philadelphia is a cursed city

it's a city that no one cares about or even remembers that it exists, the same goes for your sports team

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I don't know what Miami is but it's somewhere between cursed and blatantly incompetent

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

mastershakeman posted:

definitive list of cursed teams:
Vikings and bills cursed to make title games and lose
browns and lions cursed to never succeed ever in any way
KC cursed to never draft a qb

that's it. that's the entire list

Bengals in the playoffs. I still see Kimo von Oelhoffen diving in my nightmares

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Naturally Selected posted:

The Steelers have joined the illustrious Cleveland Browns as the two teams the dolphins could hope to defeat this season.

Let me repeat that. The Steelers got clowned on by what is a bottom-3 team. :lol:

Yeah lol, the starting qb is out 3-6 weeks. Hilarious

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int
i agree that the ravens not having infinite continued success is bullshit, and i also agree that kawalimus is legit a dude with issues

riht fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Oct 17, 2016

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I'm #TeamRomo

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

his main issue is curses and the counteracting of, its a strong platform and hell id vote for him

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


a new study bible! posted:

Philadelphia is a cursed city

Any city that gives that contract to Ryan Howard deserves to be cursed

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SportsTVRatings/status/788024692447649792

and they wonder why nfl ratings are down

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Why is nobody watching?!

*puts 25% of the Bears games in primetime*

I just don't understand!

*TNF is universally terrible because the players aren't ready for it*

Ban the gifs!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Reeeeeally missed the window of opportunity on that extension news.

https://twitter.com/TurfShowTimes/status/788028294142627840

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Ghost Dog posted:

his main issue is curses and the counteracting of, its a strong platform and hell id vote for him

he's the kind of outsider that could really shake things up. I just worry that he doesn't know what caused this most recent curse after you said his initial guess wasn't real

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

"Let's take the Patriots out and replace them with the Texans and see how it affects the readings! *90 second fart*"

Last night's game was borderline unwatchable minus the comedy factor for most of it

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The answer is, unironically, more NFC East games in prime time.

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