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blue footed boobie posted:Imagine picking up a girl at a bar and thinking "wait I have to call my friend so we can all have sex." You lack team spirit.
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*is football player talking about the new guy* look at this dude. Screwing only one chick by himself in a happy consensual relationship. He'll never make it in the team Jim.
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Did anyone used to watch Dream Team on Sky One, that drama about a fake football team wearing purple? Well anyway in that the players were basically incapable of having sex by themselves, their first thought when they pulled was to call their teammates to hide and secretly watch them or to have them join in, often in the club locker rooms.
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blue footed boobie posted:Imagine picking up a girl at a bar and thinking "wait I have to call my friend so we can all have sex." See also: "wait I have to call my friend, then record this" When has anyone been sat around and thought "I know, I'll watch that video of me and Bazza nailing that Vietnamese prostitute!"
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Did anyone used to watch Dream Team on Sky One, that drama about a fake football team wearing purple? loving hell thats so old now
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Did anyone used to watch Dream Team on Sky One, that drama about a fake football team wearing purple? Back when that show was on the telly in Finland the channel running it raffled off Harchester United replica shirts. My brother won one of them. I should see if he still has it somewhere. That's my Dream Team story.
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Dream Team was too daft and unrealistic. Much preferred the Hurricanes, far more realistic.
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Meat Wagon posted:Dream Team was too daft and unrealistic. Much preferred the Hurricanes, far more realistic.
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Dream Team was good when it was about the youth team kicking lumps out of each other and "play the game, not the occasion". And the Irish lad who got sent off 5 seconds into his debut didn't get a contract rip. Then they grew up into first teamers and it all got nutty. They had to kill off half the cast every season (except Luis Amor Rodriguez who was doing the chairwoman?).
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St Evan Echoes posted:God loving drat that show owned the only episodes i remember are them painting boots on the indian? players feet and the one where they played some weird football in mexico because i just checked the wikipedia page for it. big jock knew
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Footballers' Wives was the poo poo
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blue footed boobie posted:Imagine picking up a girl at a bar and thinking "wait I have to call my friend so we can all have sex." It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
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For as long as I live I will never forget Fletch, Prashant Datani, and Linda
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Troy Queef posted:the only good show about football was Jossy's Giants
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blue footed boobie posted:Imagine picking up a girl at a bar and thinking "wait I have to call my friend so we can all have sex." sounds pretty epic, just two bros high fiving while having sex
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Oct 18, 2016 15:00
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Renford is a funny name for a man I tried to have sex with
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-37716100 The dangers of talking to 'Arry through the car window
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Italian owners doing dodgy things? Say it ain't so http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37759489
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Just catching up with last weeks Popbitch - came across this:Popbitch posted:Which England manager candidate has been a bit sloppy with his text messaging? One text that's gone astray shows him gushing to his current mistress, telling her how he'd rather be in bed with her than having to go and take football training?
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Pardew.
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Oct 25, 2016 15:39
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Trick question. All of them would rather be in bed with their mistress than on the training pitch.
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hell I know I would!
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jyrka posted:Trick question. All of them would rather be in bed with their mistress than on the training pitch.
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St Evan Echoes posted:Counterpoint: Arsene World cup punditry is his mistress.
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St Evan Echoes posted:Counterpoint: Arsene He had an affair with a rapper or something. It was all very weird.
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Joey is finding training with the youth team too stressfulquote:Rangers midfielder Joey Barton has been signed off with stress as negotiations on a severance deal continue. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37915256
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https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/796064237382733824 what a great collection of people in that family
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trem_two posted:https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/796064237382733824 "class"
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Click play for some good ol' manslaughter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmzVb-7P3N0 quote:In response, the player cold-cocked Trejo right into his teammates face. Trejo collapsed and people rush to help him, which is where the video ends on YouTube. According to a report from local newspaper Criterio Hidalgo, Trejo died at the scene. The report includes still photos showing what looks like a body covered by a blue tarp surrounded by yellow police tape. An ambulance eventually arrived on the scene, along with local police.]
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trem_two posted:https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/796064237382733824 Would you consider a sister's ex-boyfriend being part of the family?
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brocked posted:"[Joey] Barton stormed out of the club's training complex on Thursday, clutching a state-of-the-art coffee machine that he had previously gifted to the first team squad."
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Gigi Galli posted:The Greek league system has been suspended after somebody set fire to a referees house. Wow. Just loving wow.
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