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Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Doesn't look like it, but they did get a ninja in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH5xWJmn5w

An actual chariot and some real horses. I'm honestly impressed. The roman centurion costumes weren't awful either. They must've known some roman reenactment geeks

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TomR
Apr 1, 2003
I both own and operate a pirate ship.
That looks pretty lovely, but I didn't see a bunch of crap cgi so that's a plus.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Actually I take that back, on a closer look the costumes are really bad. Still real horses and a chariot...

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Geteven looks like a true work of art. I must watch it.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Origami Dali posted:

If Asylum are trying to confuse people, why do their covers always look like badly photoshopped hot garbage? You'd think they'd hire a competent graphic designer to better sell their turd movie.

It might look lovely and tacky to you, but it's expertly designed to grab the attention of the kind of moron who might actually buy that garbage.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
I'm glad the hero of Geteven clarified he doesn't do drugs or worship the devil

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
When they talked about merging the videos I was hoping scientist man would melt them all together in acetone

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
everyone is gay for jay, but have you seen small canadien's capris? are him and jim secret lovers?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Small Canadian looks sickly and has bad complexion, he's nothing compared to Jay.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

a bone to pick posted:

Small Canadian looks sickly and has bad complexion, he's nothing compared to Jay.

Mike needs to give him more time at his teat. He shouldn't favor Jay so much.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

MrSlam posted:

Mike needs to give him more time at his teat. He shouldn't favor Jay so much.

Mike's man-milk belongs to Jay, little canadian can keep sucking on curly canadian's nips.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

a bone to pick posted:

Small Canadian looks sickly and has bad complexion, he's nothing compared to Jay.

Yeah but that just brings out the mothering instinct in me and makes me want to protect & nurture him. I could swaddle him in a towel and carry him around in my backpack like it was a papoose.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah but that just brings out the mothering instinct in me and makes me want to protect & nurture him. I could swaddle him in a towel and carry him around in my backpack like it was a papoose.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
Geteven is a god drat national treasure and belongs in the library of congress.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Last night, Jack and Rich spent like 90 minutes trying to clear a 10 second-long stage of a dumb indie game over and over and over and over.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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That sounds like quality entertainment

I hope you gave them a donation

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i think mike might have a problem with hooch

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im talkin moonshine here, fishermans piss

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im talkin moonshine here, fishermans piss

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Lurdiak posted:

Last night, Jack and Rich spent like 90 minutes trying to clear a 10 second-long stage of a dumb indie game over and over and over and over.

I watched the first 10 minutes, and god drat. I started watching Pre Req a few months ago, and there were some really entertaining streams. That one with the giant flesh monster ending made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. But holy poo poo they've gotten terrible lately. Every stream is a poo poo, boring game.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i tried giving pre rec a chance but within 2 minutes jack misunderstood the point of super hot and i was all hell no

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

RaySmuckles posted:

Geteven is a god drat national treasure and belongs in the library of congress.

Geteven shits all over Breen. Geteven is the best

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


counterfeitsaint posted:

I watched the first 10 minutes, and god drat. I started watching Pre Req a few months ago, and there were some really entertaining streams. That one with the giant flesh monster ending made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. But holy poo poo they've gotten terrible lately. Every stream is a poo poo, boring game.

Jack actually had a twitter poll with 3 cool and interesting games, but then Rich was like "Here, let's play this Trump game"

And they actually had a bunch of fun with the dumb game until they got stuck on one part for the duration of a Lord of the Rings film.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
PreRec is watching two morons with inflated egos acting like they are hot poo poo with important opinions about video games and everything else, while they aggressively suck.

You should feel bad if you have been suckered into watching more than a couple of those videos where the focus isn't on Jay.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I liked the PreRec they did for the order 1886, just 40 minutes of jack and rich making GBS threads on a bad game and then they set it on fire with a bunch of matches that spell out "gently caress You"

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

PreRec is watching two morons with inflated egos acting like they are hot poo poo with important opinions about video games and everything else, while they aggressively suck.

You should feel bad if you have been suckered into watching more than a couple of those videos where the focus isn't on Jay.

I like any that are just them loving around and voicing characters. Police Quest and Phoenix Wright and such. I haven't been watching them frequently lately, but if they do another Phoenix Wright ep I'll be watching.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

steinrokkan posted:

PreRec is watching two morons with inflated egos acting like they are hot poo poo with important opinions about video games and everything else, while they aggressively suck.

Same but replace PreRec with Half in the Bag and video games with movies.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
don't watch pre rect. don't tak about it either.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
I had the idea for two guys talking about random bullshit while playing video games before podcasts, before twitch streaming, before Two Best Friends, before Game Grumps. But me and my best friend were incredibly lazy and lacked self-confidence. So this is the timeline where I'm forever taunted by the fact that the MrSlam and Friends Variety Power Hour will never be.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

MrSlam posted:

I had the idea for two guys talking about random bullshit while playing video games before podcasts, before twitch streaming, before Two Best Friends, before Game Grumps. But me and my best friend were incredibly lazy and lacked self-confidence. So this is the timeline where I'm forever taunted by the fact that the MrSlam and Friends Variety Power Hour will never be.

Shame because even Rich Evans levels of charisma would've made you all the money

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Nothing of value has been produced by video game culture

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

dreezy posted:

don't watch pre rect. don't tak about it either.

I wonder if they're gonna do a video about the Switch

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

temple posted:

Nothing of value has been produced by video game culture

Too harsh. Off the top of my head I can think of at least two tweets.


Well maybe one tweet.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

temple posted:

Nothing of value has been produced by video game culture
I spend so much time on this expensive game, and it has high production value. There must be something here! Better play more games and watch people play more games and read articles I agree with.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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video game culture will give us VR porn, so

so that's cool

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I wonder if they're gonna do a video about the Switch

the only switch in rlm is jay. he's a top and a power bottom.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
pre rec is fun when they have guests and boring poo poo (mlmp) otherwise

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

MrSlam posted:

I had the idea for two guys talking about random bullshit while playing video games before podcasts, before twitch streaming, before Two Best Friends, before Game Grumps. But me and my best friend were incredibly lazy and lacked self-confidence. So this is the timeline where I'm forever taunted by the fact that the MrSlam and Friends Variety Power Hour will never be.

But you'd never make Markiplier or Pewdiepie bank, 99% of youtube gamers make the equivalent of minimum wage or just-above at most and it's like a day job. Also you have to pander to the lowest common denominator and pretend to either be really scared or really excited by everything, all the time.

Berious posted:

pre rec is fun when they have guests and boring poo poo (mlmp) otherwise

Pre-Rec was good when it had Jay on occasionally or even Mike or Jessi every now and then. They'd even play entertaining stuff instead of Boring Indie Game or Boring Adventure Game or Boring Space Combat Strategy Game. I mean hell it's Halloween season and they could be revisiting Lakeview Cabin or trying out Dead by Daylight or even lovely games like Lucius/Lucius II. But they're playing Trump Ragdoll Clickbait Game and a Gears of War game.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
The really rich youtubers basically just got lucky, because their product is in no way better in any way than the other thousands of similiar videos nor were they usually the first to do the thing they're doing

Some clowns are just adored more than others

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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

how dare you guys besmirch the name of such a noble profession. playing viedo games is very important haven't you seen enders game?

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