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Deceitful Penguin posted:On one hand, Haier is giving us interesting stories about his life and experiences in China. On the other hand, I get the feeling more and more that he and my uncle the serial cheater in his 60s would have lots of things in common. Good lord shut up you giant baby.
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Deceitful Penguin posted:where the guy calling a guy out for some legit poo poo is accused of being the creepy one 
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Oct 19, 2016 00:36
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Depending on the time of day, the McDonald's in HK are filled with old people. When school finishes it then gets packed with young people. This being Hong Kong though, both sides are as loud as possible.
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Oct 19, 2016 00:37
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Oct 19, 2016 01:49
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Cover of the difficult 2nd album, "Good For Healthy"?
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Blistex posted:the country could see itself going back towards Cultural Revolution-esq crackdowns on personal freedoms This has already started.
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Grand Fromage posted:This has already started. Its the kind of country where printing factual descriptions of events from 25 years ago can get you kidnapped for a forced apology and then disappeared forever.
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Oct 19, 2016 02:09
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Mao was right. gently caress you sparrows
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Imperialist Dog posted:Depending on the time of day, the McDonald's in HK are filled with old people. When school finishes it then gets packed with young people. This being Hong Kong though, both sides are as loud as possible. This is not just a Chinese thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85k8aDgk4lI&t=331s
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Oct 19, 2016 02:26
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Grand Fromage posted:This has already started. Yeah. Xi is a pretty regressive poo poo-heel, but he has a long ways to go before things get 1960's bad. It would be interesting to know what his and the CCP's plans are to quell the inevitable social upheaval/revolt. Really restrict movement (dial the Hukou system up to 11) to keep people from organizing? Restrict internet further, disable social media to do the same? Really inflate the number of PLA soldiers and police officers to there are less unemployed men stewing and causing trouble (and more to quell trouble)? Figure out the exact week things are going to poo poo and use the confusion to move all their assets and families overseas? You'd think that with all the issues at hand and the ones that are going to be cropping up, that there is going to be an inevitable revolution of some sort, and that the CCP must be planning for it.
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Nanomashoes posted:Armchair economist bookstore. lol like there's any other kind of economist
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Blistex posted:Yeah. Xi is a pretty regressive poo poo-heel, but he has a long ways to go before things get 1960's bad. It would be interesting to know what his and the CCP's plans are to quell the inevitable social upheaval/revolt. Nationalism and censorship can only take the CCP so far, as money trumps everything here. When people lose money (especially in the real estate market) there will be riots, at first nationalism can divert the rage towards Japan, Korea or the US but only for so long. The interesting thing here is the PLA, several of my wife's friends are married to PLA guys, and they would obviously massively lose out as well during a collapse, and who knows where their allegiance truly lies, to the party or to the money.
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Oct 19, 2016 02:53
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:There's a saying, "When everyone you meet is an rear end in a top hat, you're the rear end in a top hat." What if you're just in China?
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fish and chips and dip posted:Nationalism and censorship can only take the CCP so far, as money trumps everything here. When people lose money (especially in the real estate market) there will be riots, at first nationalism can divert the rage towards Japan, Korea or the US but only for so long. The interesting thing here is the PLA, several of my wife's friends are married to PLA guys, and they would obviously massively lose out as well during a collapse, and who knows where their allegiance truly lies, to the party or to the money. It's to the money hth Patriotic zeal will only carry you so far if you don't have any money to live on
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Fojar38 posted:It's to the money hth yeah, without money no more mistresses to bang
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Can you eat your deep, heartfelt love for the motherland and its glorious 5000 year history
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:If I knew an American that used tinder to gently caress chicks and then intentionally acts like an rear end in a top hat so they ditch him I would call him a creepy exploitative loser too. Using tinder... for casual sex?!?! what a monster. someone alert the tinder authorities, they'll be furious to hear their app is being used this way. what a creepy exploitative loser.
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Oct 19, 2016 03:17
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Haier change your Tinder profile picture to you standing under a banner that says "Sick Man Of Asia" and have a bunch of arrows pointing to you flexing real hard and doing a kickflip or something.
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Oct 19, 2016 03:25
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It's the H.A.I.E.R. system: Have US citizenship. Attract Chinese women. Initiate plunging. Encounter crazy. Repeat.
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Oct 19, 2016 03:31
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McGavin posted:It's the H.A.I.E.R. system: 
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McGavin posted:It's the H.A.I.E.R. system:
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McGavin posted:It's the H.A.I.E.R. system: It's so.. beautiful
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McGavin posted:It's the H.A.I.E.R. system: lmbo
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Oct 19, 2016 03:43
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etalian posted:yeah, without money no more mistresses to bang One of my wife's friends who is married to one of the PLA guys (I think he is a low level officer), she lives in Nanjing in the apartment they bought, while he is stationed in Guangxi. She is constantly telling my wife about how many older rich guys she is loving.
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McGavin posted:It's the H.A.I.E.R. system: It's good
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McGavin posted:It's the H.A.I.E.R. system: Perfection
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TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:Good lord shut up you giant baby. Fojar38 posted:It's to the money hth No idea what it's like now though; all my info on it is way outta date
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Oct 19, 2016 03:53
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You keep saying his name like that and we're going to get an infestation of confused North American housewives who came googling for washing machines.
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Oct 19, 2016 03:57
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McGavin posted:It's the H.A.I.E.R. system:
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Outrail posted:You keep saying his name like that and we're going to get an infestation of confused North American housewives who came googling for washing machines. It still takes three pages of Google search results for Rene Chang before Something Awful shows up. 
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big time bisexual posted:It still takes three pages of Google search results for Rene Chang before Something Awful shows up. Wait, are you actually searching for "Rene Chang?" Try "Lecher Rene" or "Lecher Chang" and see how far up the list we are. e: Oh yeah that's the stuff 
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Oct 19, 2016 04:31
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I was just looking for the old China thread, but I couldn't remember what it was called. Convenient timing
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Oct 19, 2016 04:36
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McGavin posted:It's the H.A.I.E.R. system:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPr4F8dplFg
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > the H.A.I.E.R. system: like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket
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Oct 19, 2016 04:53
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Haier would have a way better chance of meeting girls who are down with casual relationships and not going to get clingy or psychotic if he went to a club/bar instead, but that would require him to spend money so... The hunt for Free barrel-scrapings from a free app will continue
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Oct 19, 2016 05:23
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Hey club rats can be crazy too! There's nothing wrong with sending naked pictures online. As long as the other party is ready for it and likes it. If not then you are no better than some rear end in a top hat flasher in the subway
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Haier, please stop miscegnating, it's a racist creepy and VERY appropriative thing, to do.
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