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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

animals going extinct is bad, but I cannot lie and say that my entire day hasnt been made reading the article about the Scrotum Frog of Lake Titicaca dying off by the thousands

oh poo poo this is actually real?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/18/americas/peru-giant-frog-deaths/

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Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:

I would never lie about the scrotum frog of Lake Titicaca Luvcow, you know that.


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

I would never lie about the scrotum frog of Lake Titicaca Luvcow, you know that.

I'm picturing a bunch of really well meaning scientists trying to discuss the problem but continuously breaking into spontaneous laughter and giggles.

Instruction Manuel

Yes, it is what it looks like!

vanisher posted:

You know sometimes apple computers and republicans are just apple computers and republicans

*nods sagely*

Macnult posted:

do apple computers dream of republican sheep?

That's my favorite Killip D. Phick book.

My god, first it was the bees....

buglord

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

dissecting sheep brain made my stomach hurt. I don't feel like finishing left over chicken from last night :smith:

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/1C...WzMJTzUld3vfiCq

social vegan



dios mio

social vegan



http://i.imgur.com/wl5uyOS.mp4

social vegan



aw great here comes the nerd herd

FluffieDuckie

man she started putting the glasses on the kitty and all i could think was "there goes the whole plan"


chillest cat ever


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

vanisher

social vegan posted:

aw great here comes the nerd herd



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

City of Glompton

that was really good thanks for sharing social vegan :3:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

loquacius


we've all been there

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless


scrotum frog

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vanisher

Hogge Wild posted:



scrotum frog

I see it. Although being a positive person I like to see scrotums in everything.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!





Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

the coolest of puppers





Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
http://i.imgur.com/fmBZVZG.mp4





alnilam

vanisher posted:

I see it. Although being a positive person I like to see scrotums in everything.

lol

Matoi Ryuko



Here comes da snugglemonsterrr!!!

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Mao gives me a high five

https://youtu.be/f9A3LLNGvyM

strong coffee

"This is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee!"
I once looked after a couples albino racoon while they went on vacation. There was a whole part of a large barn with structures for him to climb around in. He was mostly cool and only tried to fight me once.

Manifisto



:yeah:

pogi

I went to the gym today and discovered I really enjoy climbing ropes, hello chat thread.

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Hugh Malone posted:

Trump Doctor fish lips
In my dish
How many pollsters
Do you wish
Step into a dressing room
I keep it on the bold side
Girl please me
Be my new wife
Every woman
Must think my money makes me mighty
So I ate a handful of blue pills
To make it right
Dissing her femininity
My affinity
I'm really old and odd
So I inflate my masculinity

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She hates it
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Notorious loquaciousness
Is my must
Rhetorical shock
My words you cannot trust
Stupid leading the blind
My intentions you'll discover
In time
When martial law is taking over
Uncontrollable votes
From a slow, white, swarm
Will sink everything
Decades of progress float
Idiotic by voice
A fanatic by choice
Aromatic is the pile
From which I foist

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She hates it
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

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The_Book_Of_Harry

sipping (well, slamming) organic margaritas at work makes me a happy camper

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



Hugh Malone posted:

Trump Doctor fish lips
In my dish
How many pollsters
Do you wish
Step into a dressing room
I keep it on the bold side
Girl please me
Be my new wife
Every woman
Must think my money makes me mighty
So I ate a handful of blue pills
To make it right
Dissing her femininity
My affinity
I'm really old and odd
So I inflate my masculinity

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She hates it
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Notorious loquaciousness
Is my must
Rhetorical shock
My words you cannot trust
Stupid leading the blind
My intentions you'll discover
In time
When martial law is taking over
Uncontrollable votes
From a slow, white, swarm
Will sink everything
Decades of progress float
Idiotic by voice
A fanatic by choice
Aromatic is the pile
From which I foist

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She hates it
My sex cake, my sex cake

Trump Doctor baby
She's my cake
My sex cake, my sex cake

Macnult posted:

Donald Trump decides to give all of BSSM a listen-through, but a scratch on his CD skips over The Power of Equality

bless all of you, especially misty mountaintop, for giving us these beautiful hymns. amen.


Historical Wizards


How is everyone doing this evening? (or appropriate time of day based on timezone)


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

Robot Made of Meat

Historical Wizards posted:

How is everyone doing this evening? (or appropriate time of day based on timezone)

I don't know about everyone, but I'm doing fine. Spent a nice evening downtown with a friend eating and drinking, and people-watching while the weather still isn't quite yet bitterly cold.

You?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Historical Wizards


Oh just browsing BYOB instead of sleeping, but otherwise I'm fine, not much going on with me.


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

death sext


I'm buying a car tomorrow and I'm a little nervous about it

but I'm taking my dad with me and he's going to help me out :hehe:


Robot Made of Meat

death sext posted:

I'm buying a car tomorrow and I'm a little nervous about it

but I'm taking my dad with me and he's going to help me out :hehe:

I hope the car-buying experience is a good one.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

death sext


thank you. i have prepared a list of what I'm looking for

+ gentlest honk
+ shiny
+ not powered by any vengeful spirits (very important)


Historical Wizards


Yeah, those spirits can be a real mixed bag. I really lucked out with mine, with the angry spirits around here I could have gotten a super bitter one from the U.S. Dakota war that would have caused all sorts of problems. Instead mine is just really upset about that whole World War One thing, which doesn't come up enough to be a major problem.


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

City of Glompton

Historical Wizards posted:

How is everyone doing this evening? (or appropriate time of day based on timezone)

I just spent 2 hours trying to record my Halloween song entries and Im very tired. now I remember why I could never be a singer, I get nervous just recording for byob :ohdear:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

City of Glompton

also I have blisters on my fingers and Im losing my voice. these are not indicators of good recording unfortunately...


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


hi byob friends. i had a pretty good day, and i hope all of you did, too. i went to many doctors, and there was a very excellent working pug at the doctors' office, too, doing a good job being a service dogge. i didn't want to disturb him because he was doing his job, so no pets.

i'm gonna make graham crackers, maybe. i have a chocolate graham recipe a friend gave me last year.

City of Glompton posted:

also I have blisters on my fingers and Im losing my voice. these are not indicators of good recording unfortunately...

:( sorry, city of glompton. i hope your fingers and voice heal quickly.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


death sext posted:

thank you. i have prepared a list of what I'm looking for

+ gentlest honk
+ shiny
+ not powered by any vengeful spirits (very important)

remember to ask if there are any extended warranties that you can purchase at the time and set up your ritual maintenance schedule for every full moon. extra oils for the cold moon.


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vanisher

death sext posted:

thank you. i have prepared a list of what I'm looking for

+ gentlest honk
+ shiny
+ not powered by any vengeful spirits (very important)



I recommend this fine model. I know vengeful spirits were on your list, but I think we can get a killer deal on this bad boy.

(actual unasked for advice to follow)

Just don't cripple yourself financially by getting into a huge car payment! Unless you can get help from loving parents of course.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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