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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
In an ironic twist, peanut butter is tearing this thread apart.

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

uncurable mlady posted:

they aren't gonna call it until the west coast polls close I suspect

When Georgia goes blue they won't be able to contain themselves.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

TotalHell posted:

I just got done talking to people with the Campaign. They say peanut butter on a bagel is fine, but cream cheese is best.

Goddamn, peanut butter on a raisin or chocolate chip bagel is a slice of toasted heaven. Cut it and throw it into the oven with the cut sides pressed together so it's soft on the inside and crispy on the outside.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Eat This Glob posted:

I'm indebted to Curt for '04, but Schilling owes the people of RI so much more. I hope he goes full on Kenny Powers with a Nazi fetish because that's basically who he is as a human being.

here's some kenny: :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEi4mTwyyfM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WhIpdqrNk

Tony Doughnuts
Aug 12, 2016

There are, in fact, still motherfuckers who gotta ice skate up hill




I maked these for you

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmfao at steve schmidt, a gop strategist, saying that texas is in play on tv just now

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Curt Schilling is worse than Trump when it comes to being told he's wrong. That election should be fun.

http://deadspin.com/curt-schilling-went-on-the-radio-to-defend-his-right-to-1787797459

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



YUM YUM MAFUCKAS



COME GET U SOME

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Vertical Lime posted:

it was over when ohio was called 9ish

it was official at 11

i'd argue it was over when pennsylvania was called - the mccain camp had absolutely no chance at that point to win. similar to the trump campaign right now!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

tedward zodiac is dumb as rocks

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Nichael posted:

These people are so loving angry all the time over things that are meaningless and impact no one. Whatever this ideology is called now (I don't even know if it's "conservatism" anymore), it's just sad and predictable.

it's called being a regressive

basically a lot of americans feel they "don't need no book learnin' ", and take pride in being straight D students in school

our school system sucks in a lot of ways but it's also a leading a horse to water sort of problem on top of that, which certainly doesn't help much

however sometimes you do end up with a feel-good turnaround result, like the kid of the founder of Stormfront (who himself helped spread the 'white genocide' mantra while a teenager and was considered a white supremacist wunderkind) going to college, saying gently caress all of that crap, and getting disowned by his shithead family when he realizes they're all morons: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/derek-black-white-nationalism-ku-klux-klan-neo-nazis-ideology-a7364966.html

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Cephalocidal posted:

Spoken like a man who has never experienced true quality in a bagel. Lesser bagels may not survive the transition state, but that's not a problem as long as you're not eating garbage bagels.

i'm going to take your word for it because the Polish Jews (((G-d bless them))) who created the bagel could have never imagined that not only could you have pizza on a bagel, but you could have it anytime, so all things are possible.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Epic High Five posted:

YUM YUM MAFUCKAS



COME GET U SOME

kill it

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
yeah so if she runs the table on the east coast then she'd get 270 without CA or TX but she'd need GA, FL, NC, OH, MI, WI, MN

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Epic High Five posted:

YUM YUM MAFUCKAS



COME GET U SOME

That's a pastry

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
im still mad at any motherfucker that puts oats on a bagel

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:bagl:

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
whyd bug boy delete that tweet?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



it is a unique and delicious taste explosion

anime was right posted:

im still mad at any motherfucker that puts oats on a bagel

ya not my fav but its the best pic I could find in 10 seconds

I don't mind fancy experimental bagels but prefer the fun stuff to be baked in to stay true to the no-frills and portable theme of the bagel

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Venom Snake posted:

whyd bug boy delete that tweet?

He was disinvited from Team Sopan for liking chunky peanut butter.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao @ this trump clip

"watch philadelphia" lmao have you ever seen how loving liberal philly is lmao just lmao

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

freep:

quote:

Nice little “Tower of Babel” that LBJ, Nixon, Cater, Reagan, George HW Bush, Bill Clinton, George W Bush, and Barack Obama have built here over the last 50 years....

quote:

Does that include those that only speak Ghetto. or Gang?

quote:

Nations with more than one language are inherently unstable.Instability works in the Rat Party's favor but against the country herself.

quote:

Democrats+64 million immigrants = 160 million communists...

quote:

I wish an Article V Convention would make English the Official Language of all government business and schools and business transactions.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
labyrinth is a bad movie

Pinback
Jul 22, 2012

I've been having real awful dreams about giant apocalyptic machinery
just mowing us all down...

:nitecrew:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



zen death robot posted:

:stare: have you tried lox and cream cheese that's the True Bagel topping

yes

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Someone ask Bill if he prefers chunky or smooth peanut butter, I think that will settle this

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
bagels are good. put whatever you want on them. put a bagel on a bagel

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pomp posted:

labyrinth is a bad movie

TV Guide: "Sinister british man plots to seduce a 12 year old girl in a fantastical adventure beginning with the kidnapping of the child she was entrusted with for the night"

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

Fidel Castronaut posted:

i'm going to take your word for it because the Polish Jews (((G-d bless them))) who created the bagel could have never imagined that not only could you have pizza on a bagel, but you could have it anytime, so all things are possible.

I'm 1/8th Polish Jew so I'm 112.5% satisfied with this response.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Pomp posted:

labyrinth is a bad movie

You're off the hook, Epic. Do what you want with bagels but this poo poo right here is beyond the pale.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

YUM YUM MAFUCKAS



COME GET U SOME

don't make me post the marmite toast

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


uncurable mlady posted:

bagels are good. put whatever you want on them. put a bagel on a bagel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Cephalocidal posted:

Ok, so if the bagel is still warm enough the peanut butter will become super oily and thin without actually separating as it binds to the dense carb lattice of the bagel. It's a unique taste and texture that you can really only get the one way.

No, you can also get this with toast. That's actually the correct way to do it.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Pomp posted:

labyrinth is a bad movie

Lets not say things we can't take back.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress it i'm posting the toast anyway



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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

uncurable mlady posted:

bagels are good. put whatever you want on them. put a bagel on a bagel


Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/788101060476805120

what're the chances Trump brings this up tomrorow?

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

zen death robot posted:

:stare: have you tried lox and cream cheese that's the True Bagel topping

Can't lox won't lox

For real though I can't eat anything that used to live in the water other than seaweed.

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

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