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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Why yes, I do like a glass of fresh milk with my Vase of Pasghetti

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

hello, old friend

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Would so hard

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

bunnyofdoom posted:

Would so hard

Would chug and drown happy

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



' the palate-cleanser arrives and it's an orthodontic mould of the restaurant-owner's mouth.'

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Is vomit considered a palette cleanser now?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Sakurazuka posted:

Is vomit considered a palette cleanser now?

It works for me! Plus it keeps me slender.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Synthbuttrange posted:



' the palate-cleanser arrives and it's an orthodontic mould of the restaurant-owner's mouth.'

'Palate cleanser' does not usually mean to serve it on a palate btw

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Looks like a photo taken by an inspection camera down a clogged sewer main, Todd.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

TotalLossBrain posted:

Looks like a photo taken by an inspection camera down a clogged sewer main, Todd.

Who's Todd? I ate it. All of it.

InfinityComplex
Feb 5, 2011

Nothing better than swinging around a little girl like a flail.
That looks like my mother's cooking.

Edit: with the exception that she uses leftovers, not luncheon meat.

InfinityComplex has a new favorite as of 23:24 on Oct 17, 2016

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

how me a frog posted:

Who's Todd? I ate it. All of it.

Todd

[tod] | noun

1: Someone who prepares a bad lunch, proudly posts it to social media, and disappoints his friends.

E: "lunch" "Looks bad Todd"

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Picnic Princess posted:

Todd

[tod] | noun

1: Someone who prepares a bad lunch, proudly posts it to social media, and disappoints his friends.

E: "lunch" "Looks bad Todd"

I don't really think of you assholes that way. More like work colleagues I guess..

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Todd is the unofficial thread mascot

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:geno:

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



That's a little strange but not the worst-looking bun I've ever seen.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

I have ordered and eaten this at thai restaurants before.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Would x10

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The colors are weird and washed out but otherwise that looks totally normal.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Gotta nth the 'that's Thai food and doesn't belong here'

bummer dude
Jun 20, 2004

duuuude

Fish Of Doom posted:

Todd is the unofficial thread mascot



I never realized til now that this is gefilte fish and horseradish. I always thought it was one potato surrounded by 4 dollops of mashed potatoes.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

bummer dude posted:

I never realized til now that this is gefilte fish and horseradish. I always thought it was one potato surrounded by 4 dollops of mashed potatoes.

Holy poo poo , you cracked the code.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Does this count as AFP?



There's even a website!

http://www.mister-potato.com/global/

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
No? Is this a trick question?

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

bunnyofdoom posted:

No? Is this a trick question?

It's food and it's terrible, but direct all ire at the first can not the rest.

Content edit:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

EorayMel posted:

Does this count as AFP?



There's even a website!

http://www.mister-potato.com/global/

They're genuinely okay. Like, cheaper, slightly less salty Pringles.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Polyseme posted:

It's food and it's terrible, but direct all ire at the first can not the rest.

Content edit:


I'm fairly sure that's due to being #hexed actually.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

What the gently caress are those? They look like some kind of 'artificial vegetable and meat substitute' nutrient bricks straight from a dystopian nightmare.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Polyseme posted:

It's food and it's terrible, but direct all ire at the first can not the rest.

Content edit:


Hey, that's a totally normal dinner!

Let's see:
Large scoop of mashed potatoes somebody mixed with the tub of ice cream in the freezer
Chinese bootleg preschool plastic lettuce prop for playing restaurant manager
That one gelatinous dinner featured on the cover of the semen recipe cookbook

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Mashed peas molded into the shape of a pile of peas + :airquote:meat:airquote: molded into the shape of corrugated cardboard. (And a scoop of potatoes.)

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Polyseme posted:

It's food and it's terrible, but direct all ire at the first can not the rest.

Content edit:


That looks like "smooth" food. It's heavily processed for people who have problems chewing and eating.

It basically all has the texture of instant mashed potatoes, making it very easy to eat, but it turns out people were happier with it molded to sorta look like food instead of identical scoops.

pienipple has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Oct 19, 2016

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Like, the meat one I kinda get since it's basically a McRib but I've never seen a snes cartridge of peas before.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Buckets posted:

Like, the meat one I kinda get since it's basically a McRib but I've never seen a snes cartridge of peas before.

You mean the atari jaguar cartridges?

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Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

EorayMel posted:

You mean the atari jaguar cartridges?



Hey yeah, I wonder if the food guys used the cartridge molds like medical equipment manufacturers used the console molds for dental imaging machines?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The Snoo posted:



if this isn't the 'joke'/reason for posting the image then i am disappointed/confused

Superior choice

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


axolotl farmer posted:

Superior choice


I think that pun is more off-putting than the thought of drinking pig's milk.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




EorayMel posted:

Does this count as AFP?



If not, this sure does.



But, being serious now.





Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

Why would you p-

RareAcumen posted:

If not, this sure does.



But, being serious now.
Oh. Okay

I'm making this next time I wander into HT with friends, tipsy, and with a spare $5 in my pocket because this thread is where I get bad ideas. Well, I assume that's terrible macaroni salad on a bad mozz stick on baby spinach on a flour tortilla.
Ditto. This I assume to be terrible hot sauce on pre-shredded cheese on yellow mustard on burritos of indeterminate kind. Still in.
I can put ice cream in ramen, and I could do it today. Or something like that.
No. No. That looks like chocolate ice cream in there, and I refuse.
Tell me what this is so I can make it, or sadly acknowledge to myself that I can't eat that.

Fake edit: That last one is pulled pork mac'n'cheese. Would if I ate pork.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



That looks like something I would make.



I don't know what this is but it looks delicious.

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