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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

I'm so tired of Higher discussion. Is there nothing happening in China that is interesting? I'm mean y'all so hyped about his plungscapades I half think y'all wanna hop on his dick.

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Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



caberham posted:

There's nothing wrong with sending naked pictures online. As long as the other party is ready for it and likes it. If not then you are no better than some rear end in a top hat flasher in the subway

Haier posted:

Calling me handsome while you're that old means you've solicited a dick pic from me. She's surprised and says she has to go.


When a person compliments my looks I too immediately respond by showing them my genitalia.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

When a person compliments my looks I too immediately respond by showing them my genitalia.

respect the culture of hookup apps

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

value-brand cereal posted:

I'm so tired of Higher discussion. Is there nothing happening in China that is interesting? I'm mean y'all so hyped about his plungscapades I half think y'all wanna hop on his dick.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


Honestly? Great idea. Crossing streets must be so hazardous that it would be good to have a literal bumper [car] around your person. It's very clever and should be replicated across the world.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
is it normal in hook up apps to sext? I have no idea, it is a culture/subgroup I am completely unfamiliar with

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

The Great Autismo! posted:

is it normal in hook up apps to sext? I have no idea, it is a culture/subgroup I am completely unfamiliar with

5,000 years of name/post combo

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
is getting a lot of tattoos normal for thai monarchy...?

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



WAit... There are people wh o put n*ked photos of them SELVES, to online? :gonk: :stonk:

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
wechat is more like whatsapp or kik, so yeah sending your dick to people that responded to your friend-request is a bit weird

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:
Speaking of cultural appropriation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEA0zSxVN5Q

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

LentThem posted:

wechat is more like whatsapp or kik, so yeah sending your dick to people that responded to your friend-request is a bit weird

Man you suck at Whatsapp.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

The Great Autismo! posted:

is it normal in hook up apps to sext? I have no idea, it is a culture/subgroup I am completely unfamiliar with

It's not sexting when it's unsolicited, it's sexual harassment.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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value-brand cereal posted:

I'm so tired of Higher discussion. Is there nothing happening in China that is interesting? I'm mean y'all so hyped about his plungscapades I half think y'all wanna hop on his dick.

I could try and find some more "When China Rules The World" articles but I stopped looking a few weeks back and found my blood pressure improved

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

I could try and find some more "When China Rules The World" articles but I stopped looking a few weeks back and found my blood pressure improved

1 - There is not simply one western modernity, instead we are witnessing the birth of multiple modernities
2 - Chinese modernity will be very different from western modernity
3 - We are moving into a world of contested modernity
4 - China will become the largest economy in the world within less than two decades and then proceed to rapidly out-distance that of the United States
5 - China’s impact on the world will not simply be economic; it will also have profound political, cultural and ideological effects
6 - For thousands of years, China was at the centre of the tributary-state system in East Asia, which only came to an end with the arrival of European colonialism at the end of the nineteenth century
7 - As the East Asian economy is rapidly reconfigured around China, we should expect elements of the tributary system to reappear
8 - At its core, China is a civilization-state rather than a nation-state, a fact which will become steadily more apparent
9 - The Chinese state is very different from the western state: it has existed for over two thousand years, for over a millennium it has had no competitors (e.g., church, merchants) nor limits to its power; it is regarded with reverence and deference by the Chinese as the guardian and protector of Chinese civilization
10 - The Chinese have a deep and living sense of their own culture and civilization which they regard as superior to all others
11 - 92% of the Chinese believe that they are of one race, the Han Chinese, unlike the other most populous nations such as India, the United States, Brazil and Indonesia, which recognize themselves to be highly multi-racial and multi-cultural
12 - The similarities between the communist period and the Confucian era are more striking than the differences

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
china is so racist their olympic teams are 100% chinese people

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Can you please skip item number 4 and jump directly to 5? This is very upsetting.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Those are the 12 arguments at the core of the book literally titled "When China Rules the World", published 2009.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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fish and chips and dip posted:

1 - There is not simply one western modernity, instead we are witnessing the birth of multiple modernities
2 - Chinese modernity will be very different from western modernity
3 - We are moving into a world of contested modernity
4 - China will become the largest economy in the world within less than two decades and then proceed to rapidly out-distance that of the United States
5 - China’s impact on the world will not simply be economic; it will also have profound political, cultural and ideological effects
6 - For thousands of years, China was at the centre of the tributary-state system in East Asia, which only came to an end with the arrival of European colonialism at the end of the nineteenth century
7 - As the East Asian economy is rapidly reconfigured around China, we should expect elements of the tributary system to reappear
8 - At its core, China is a civilization-state rather than a nation-state, a fact which will become steadily more apparent
9 - The Chinese state is very different from the western state: it has existed for over two thousand years, for over a millennium it has had no competitors (e.g., church, merchants) nor limits to its power; it is regarded with reverence and deference by the Chinese as the guardian and protector of Chinese civilization
10 - The Chinese have a deep and living sense of their own culture and civilization which they regard as superior to all others
11 - 92% of the Chinese believe that they are of one race, the Han Chinese, unlike the other most populous nations such as India, the United States, Brazil and Indonesia, which recognize themselves to be highly multi-racial and multi-cultural
12 - The similarities between the communist period and the Confucian era are more striking than the differences

the great thing about martin jacques was that he used to shill for the USSR in the exact same way back in the 70s and 80s

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

When a person compliments my looks I too immediately respond by showing them my genitalia.
It's written that way on purpose. Sorry to offend. The first thing she said to me was "Hello, handsome boy," and things went from there. I'm not spamming peepee photos to people who don't want them, the way those people on the corners here shove gym fliers into your pockets when you walk by. If I was really savvy, I would try that instead.

value-brand cereal posted:

I'm so tired of Higher discussion. Is there nothing happening in China that is interesting? I'm mean y'all so hyped about his plungscapades I half think y'all wanna hop on his dick.
:agreed: If more goons would think of me like a slim George Costanza in China they would be a lot less apt to complain about my posts for several pages. The bumbling buffoon on a skateboard who gets in a mischief and stupid self-created situations is a lifetime work in progress.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

LentThem posted:

wechat is more like whatsapp or kik, so yeah sending your dick to people that responded to your friend-request is a bit weird

but like tinder is an app for having sex, isn't it? like if I hired a stripper and she came over and started dry humping me in a thong, it's what I would expect, more or less. If someone did it on the subway, I'd be grossed out. If you're using an app to meet people for sex, I don't really think sexting is that egregious, especially when both parties are doing it. Yes just posting naked pics of yourself in like a hair salon is bad. Giving nude pics of yourself to someone who is looking for sex on an app for hooking up with people just doesn't jump off the page as sexual harassment.

caberham posted:

It's not sexting when it's unsolicited, it's sexual harassment.

is it unsolicited if you're literally using an app to meet people for sex? I honestly don't really know how I feel about it to be honest, because I have never used an app like it before. So I asked about it

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
If surprising people with goatcx is wrong I don't ever want to be right.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Forums user have goatcx'd me, hell caberham you are the moderator of a group chat with far worse than dick pics in it...are you complicit in mass sexual harassment then? Because that's the argument you're making right now

Like I don't think you are, but by your own standards, you are

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

bongwizzard posted:

If surprising people with goatcx is wrong I don't ever want to be right.
One of my memories from year 2000 (or maybe 2001) was spamming Goatse on Geocities "guestbooks." I thought I hit gold when I found a page for some lady's baby shower and grandparents and relatives were posting in it. Trolling was so simple back then.

My boss went to a restaurant for lunch. She'd been talking about it for ages and decided to go. She updated her Wechat wall with a description of how terrible the service and food are and said this photo will kept as proof to look on and know exactly why the place will surely go out of business. It was a photo of food that looked exactly like any other photos of Chinese food. I guess I cannot see the subtleties that Chinese people can.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

The Great Autismo! posted:

is it unsolicited if you're literally using an app to meet people for sex?

As in any human being interaction, even on these apps there's a few required steps before sex. A crucial step for women is feeling safe with the unknown dude she's about to meet and dick picks definitely do not help.

I'm not going to put words in your mouth but that's sorta equivalent to saying that date rape doesn't exist because the woman was interested in you and decided to go out with you.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

nerdz posted:

As in any human being interaction, even on these apps there's a few required steps before sex. A crucial step for women is feeling safe with the unknown dude she's about to meet and dick picks definitely do not help.

I'm not going to put words in your mouth but that's sorta equivalent to saying that date rape doesn't exist because the woman was interested in you and decided to go out with you.

I'm really not sure that analogy stands up and please note that these were not my words and that I think date rape is really terrible

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

The Great Autismo! posted:

I'm really not sure that analogy stands up and please note that these were not my words and that I think date rape is really terrible

Yeah, I'm not saying you said anything of the sort, but really it's not that hard to see why dick picks are never a good idea (maybe even when asked for)

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I appreciate the discussion, my only experience with tinder is through my buddy who lives in Beijing and was in Brazil and Belgium last year and banged a ton of hot chicks and had great pics to send all of us in our group chat.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

The Great Autismo! posted:

I appreciate the discussion, my only experience with tinder is through my buddy who lives in Beijing and was in Brazil and Belgium last year and banged a ton of hot chicks and had great pics to send all of us in our group chat.

did the women in brazil send him dick picks

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

nerdz posted:

Yeah, I'm not saying you said anything of the sort, but really it's not that hard to see why dick picks are never a good idea (maybe even when asked for)

I agree they aren't a good idea, like I said I've never done it before, but if you're literally looking for people to have casual sex with on an app that is used to meet people that have to accept you, I dunno. There's a lot more egregious stuff for me to waste my outrage on in the world imo

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

A handy guide for when dick pics are generally appropriate:
  • The intended recipient has said "I would like to see a picture of your penis."

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

hailthefish posted:

A handy guide for when dick pics are generally appropriate:
  • The intended recipient has said "I would like to see a picture of your penis."


  • You're not holding any sort of public office

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

The Great Autismo! posted:

Forums user have goatcx'd me, hell caberham you are the moderator of a group chat with far worse than dick pics in it...are you complicit in mass sexual harassment then? Because that's the argument you're making right now

Like I don't think you are, but by your own standards, you are

:tviv:

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Like in that group I received unsolicited gifs of cumshots and dick slaps. Is that sexual harassment?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Please go on and tell us how much more clarification you need

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

caberham posted:

Please go on and tell us how much more clarification you need

Do you believe getting gifs of cumshots unsolicited is sexual harassment? Yes or no is my question

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Lol if the back of your business card isn't a picture of your dick.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Do you feel that you have been harassed

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

nerdz posted:

  • You're not holding any sort of public office
But what if you intend to hold her pubic orifice?

Ha HA! Topical!

bongwizzard posted:

Lol if the back of your business card isn't a picture of your dick.
This remake of American Psycho is taking it to the next level.

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fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Chinese Burglar Gets Caught After Pooping on Victim’s Floor



quote:

A 39-year-old man from Henan known as Zhang was put on trial today for multiple cases of theft and burglary. Beijing Times reports that the man had been an active criminal for the past 4 years, carrying out one robbery and a staggering 287 cases of theft. During one of those cases, Zhang was breaking into a house when he needed to poop. As he stated at court, he “could not hold it” and had not stolen anything yet. He pooped right on the floor next to the victim’s bed.
http://www.whatsonweibo.com/chinese-burglar-caught/

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