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oldpainless posted:With how dangerous it is, why does anybody even fight anymore? And suddenly, the thread encounters a wild Economist!
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oldpainless posted:With how dangerous it is, why does anybody even fight anymore? https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohol-health/alcohols-effects-body
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:26 |
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oldpainless posted:With how dangerous it is, why does anybody even fight anymore? According to my anthro class, because humans still love to get buck wild and do macho displays.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:40 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:I think I've told this story in this thread, but after learning self defense and basics of Tai Chi, Aikido, Krav Maga, two guys tried to mug me, I broke a nose and started shouting, and then called 911 on myself, sobbing. The 911 operator explained what happened to me, and everything was (relatively) fine. Don't get into real fights; it's horrible. It's like the third time I've seen you tell that exact "story" so chances are, yeah, you probably told it in this thread before.
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how me a frog posted:It's like the third time I've seen you tell that exact "story" so chances are, yeah, you probably told it in this thread before. Maybe someday I'll learn my lesson. quote:(It’s 6:30 in the morning and our store has been open for about a half hour. I am the only cashier at the moment, so I am taking care of a cash register, as well as two self scan registers. A lady with a carriage full of items walks past my cash register down to the self scan registers. After she tries to find her first item, she calls me over.)
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 22:56 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:I think I've told this story in this thread, but after learning self defense and basics of Tai Chi, Aikido, Krav Maga, two guys tried to mug me, I broke a nose and started shouting, and then called 911 on myself, sobbing. The 911 operator explained what happened to me, and everything was (relatively) fine. Don't get into real fights; it's horrible.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:01 |
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LOL if you aren't throwing CHI-BLASTS right at the heart of your enemy with bad rear end Tai Chi skills you learned from an old Chinese lady at the park
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:19 |
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e_angst posted:Seriously. The majority of real fights look something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jepe68XC6tU. WrenP-Complete posted:Maybe someday I'll learn my lesson.
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# ? Oct 17, 2016 23:45 |
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oldpainless posted:With how dangerous it is, why does anybody even fight anymore? the amygdala
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:17 |
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But I killed her in Bloodborne? And man, Krav Maga "just" being really painful crotch shots takes a lot of mystique out of it.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 00:37 |
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sweeperbravo posted:the amygdala
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 01:06 |
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oldpainless posted:With how dangerous it is, why does anybody even fight anymore? Some dude called me a fag, we're meeting behind the gym after school to settle this like men!
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:04 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:She, please. Sorry, didn't mean to be rude
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 09:30 |
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 21:03 |
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poptart_fairy posted:But I killed her in Bloodborne? The Legend of The Cockpuncher!
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 21:12 |
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I don't understand how people fall for these kinds of things. You can clearly see where it has been (terribly) edited in MSPaint or something.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 22:24 |
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I know these are fake texts, but this is exactly the kind of thing my dad would do, considering I've walked into my room to see things like this on several occasions over the years
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 22:28 |
Another Tumblr story that starts off kinda realistic and then ventures off into "Nobody speaks like that" territory.quote:Okay STORY TIME
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 22:28 |
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ugghhhh
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 22:35 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Another Tumblr story that starts off kinda realistic and then ventures off into "Nobody speaks like that" territory. I don't know if it's the intent of the writer, but it comes off as a story about the writer being a judgemental shitbag considering their criteria for an undesirable is "works out" and "owns a guitar". Not even going into the whole "this guy taught me dudebros aren't bad, but also dudebros are terrible and murders" thing.
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# ? Oct 18, 2016 22:37 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Another Tumblr story that starts off kinda realistic and then ventures off into "Nobody speaks like that" territory. This person comes off like such a poo poo.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 00:18 |
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Butt Detective posted:I know these are fake texts, but this is exactly the kind of thing my dad would do, considering I've walked into my room to see things like this on several occasions over the years The cat gives no gently caress about your dad's silliness/dagginess. He just likes the comfy cushion.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 00:23 |
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 03:26 |
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My coworker then proceeds to get immediately fired and I'm written up for safety violations as well.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 03:56 |
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Did you know that jocks can actually be good people and sometimes even smart as well? I know, I know, it sounds fake, but trust me on this. Nerds!
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 05:22 |
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Why yes, I always quote movie lines to my boss after breaking a $25,000 piece of equipment. He's a Sherwhovian and appreciates my clever repartee.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 05:51 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Another Tumblr story that starts off kinda realistic and then ventures off into "Nobody speaks like that" territory. I wish she would have ended the story with "and then we made out, as I realized my lesbianism had been cured " I mean, if you're going to sound like a piece of poo poo just go all out.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 11:35 |
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e_angst posted:And suddenly, the thread encounters a wild Economist!
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 12:53 |
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Dreddout posted:Some dude called me a fag, we're meeting behind the gym after school to settle this like men! But enough about sex.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 12:54 |
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Not to beat the dead horse of martial arts chat, but Bruce Lee specifically created Jeet Kun Do because all the other main martial arts styles he encountered were full of "if your opponent does X, you do Y" rigid form over usefulness. Which then becomes funny as Lee's on book on the subject is full of the exact same thing. To make things more on topic, Lee's biography is chock full of stdh. My favorite is the part about him being raised poor on the streets of Hong Kong, where teen gangs would have rooftop kung fu battles. *cue archival footage of him as a child actor, and traveling with his (iirc) internationally successful opera singer father*
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 18:34 |
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There are some great comments under the youtube video about knife fights. While the majority are sensible, there's a significant minority of people claiming that they definitely could beat a knife using aikido or whatever.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 18:44 |
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Non Serviam posted:I wish she would have ended the story with Flip the author in the story and the guy definitely would have made the claim (although dude seemed pretty cool, even from the start before he became a deep philosopher).
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 19:22 |
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Yeah knives ain't no laughing matter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 19:29 |
Fathis Munk posted:Yeah knives ain't no laughing matter. Training videos like this are probably why so many people get shot.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 19:49 |
I've seen enough Arnie movies where I reckon if they ever build a time machine, the first thing they should do is send me to the Somme. I would turn that sucker about in a day - a single day.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 20:33 |
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"people investing so much" says the person getting up early on the weekend and wasting gas to drive to a place for 1-2 hours just to make fun of the people who sincerely want to be there.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 21:43 |
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Fedoras (or trilbies or whatever) are bad enough, but it's especially baffling when these people wearing them with t-shirts and jeans. Like, at least wear a suit if you're going for the whole "1940's salaryman" look.
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:30 |
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but, how will they wear their bitingly hysterical t-shirts then?
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:55 |
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they are aware that plenty of christians will punch you right in the face aren't they?
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