A man and woman loudly defecate on live TV: The US Presidential Debates

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

gently caress I HATE FACEBOOK

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Why do people hate Hilary?

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Aw hun! Where do I start??

1. She enabled her husband to sexually harass and assault many woman. Verbally attacking and trying to discredit them.

2. Denied request of military support to the US Consulate in Benghazi while she was Secretary of State. Then lying to the US public about the reason for the attack while telling foreign leaders the truth. Then tried to cover it up and lie about it.

3. Sent classified emails over a private server, then lied about it. Then tried to hide it by having her server wiped clean. Btw, very little of what she has said about the handling of classified information is true. Any military or government personnel can tell you. They get tons of training every year on it.

4. Changing her stance on issues to appease the particular crowd she's addressing.

These are just the facts. There's also Travelgate, stealing $22,000 worth of memorabilia from the White House when they left office the first time, the Clinton Foundation, taking millions of dollars in contributions from foreign countries and businessmen for political favors, mysterious deaths surrounding the Clinton's business dealings. That's just to start...

I don't care for Trump either. He's an rear end. But the Clintons are evil.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 12:02

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 08:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

christ when someone from another loving country knows all of that is bullshit you know something is seriously wrong with your media

no loving wonder trump still has supporters

# ? Oct 10, 2016 12:14

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

Booblord Zagats posted:

Maybe we can petition to have a triumaritive instead. Put B-rock , Diamond Joe and Dave Mustaine as the three branches instead

if we have a Triumvirate then the Robotechs will come for us

# ? Oct 10, 2016 13:08

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Here's a pretty solid rundown of the trump half of the debate (almost all of it was lies)

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/785448408039456768

# ? Oct 10, 2016 13:24

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Mr. Nice! posted:

Here's a pretty solid rundown of the trump half of the debate (almost all of it was lies)

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/785448408039456768

But Benjamin Ghaziiiii

# ? Oct 10, 2016 13:26

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

TBeats posted:

But Benjamin Ghaziiiii

the biggest reveal about him is that stonetear played eve with vilerat.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 13:27

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I left the room during Ben Ghazi to make coffee.

# ? Oct 10, 2016 15:33

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

I left the room during Ben Ghazi to make coffee.

So did Hillary :smugdon:

# ? Oct 10, 2016 16:07

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

So did Hillary

This joke made me laugh

# ? Oct 10, 2016 16:30

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

So did Hillary

# ? Oct 10, 2016 17:11

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

So did Hillary

Best joke itt

# ? Oct 10, 2016 20:56

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Booblord Zagats posted:

Best joke itt

And then you showed up

# ? Oct 10, 2016 20:58

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

TBeats posted:

And then you showed up

This is another really, really great joke

# ? Oct 10, 2016 21:46

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

TBeats posted:

And then you showed up

Rude

# ? Oct 11, 2016 16:06

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

TBeats posted:

And then you showed up

godDAMN

# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:05

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

I like how people think Bill doesn't have game. Like yeah the ex president that can play the Saxophone can't get loving laid.

PookBear fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Oct 13, 2016

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:40

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

dude you know bill is smooth as gently caress for real

# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:46

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

I'd suck his dick while sober

# ? Oct 13, 2016 06:38

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

Reverand maynard posted:

I'd suck his dick while sober

but would you maintain eye contact

# ? Oct 13, 2016 15:20

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Tonight is the third and final presidential debate. This very well may be a fun bit of live television.

# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I think it's going to be pretty boring rehash.

# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:49

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

holocaust bloopers posted:

Tonight is the third and final presidential debate. This very well may be a fun bit of live television.

This is very likely Trump's last chance to call Clinton a oval office on live TV. I hope he doesn't waste his chance.

# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:50

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

eagerly awaiting Vilerat's mom

# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:52

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Please no more

# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:53

The Pi dude: Oct 19, 2013; Buglord

~~Hillary~~ Bill should bring Microwave's mom.

# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:53

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Ugh.. Last day off and I have work tomorrow. Up at 0345.

Got a 1 hour bike ride in and then had two beers afterwards. Kinda wish I would have waited till the debate that it could be more tolerable

Who am I kidding I'm stoked for this poo poo show

# ? Oct 19, 2016 23:57

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Hey don't forget to get in the mood with the cutest boi in town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D_Rhp77cdA

and then remember what could have been

I'm really curious to see if and how this ~~debate~~ spectacle can top the last one.

# ? Oct 20, 2016 00:04

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

The Pi dude posted:

~~Hillary~~ Bill should bring Microwave's mom.

# ? Oct 20, 2016 00:09

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

I want to see what level of Breitbart that Trump brings to the debate. My guess is that he completely ignores the moderator and goes off on a tangent.

# ? Oct 20, 2016 00:18