Final Destination. No Items. Clinton/Trump Only. Third Presidential Debate

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GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

I want Donald Trump to come out as gay tonight.

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 08:58

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

axeil posted:

I am drinking a white russian to celebrate julian assange's likely flight to russia when he gets kicked out of the embassy.

straight whiskey until i run out 5 minutes in, then vodka tonics with a spritz of lemon

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

nooneofconsequence posted:

I can't watch this.

you can and you must

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What are people chanting?

let jill speak, jills not bills

something about jill stein anyway

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Zas posted:

aaaaaaaaaa

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What are people chanting?

"Let Jill Debate"

I agree, let her debate so she can get shithoused and all these people can finally shut up

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

That DICK! posted:

Would you vote for Commander Shepard(R) or Geralt of Rivia(D)

i assume that R is the Right Hook party and D is the Dicking Every Man and Woman in the Northern Kingdoms party

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

Serf: May 5, 2011

*me yelling at this dude on stage*

FREEBIRD

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

YOU A loving HAT posted:

drat i missed everyone coming in, where is vilerat's mom seated and who did trump bring?

current trump guest list:

Pat Smith
Malik Obama
Amb Chris Steven's fiance from 1995 Lydie Denier
'Lone Survivor' Marcus Luttrell
Leslie Millwee, latest bill clinton accuser via breitbart earlier today
4 Angel Moms
Sarah Palin
James O'Keefe
Wayne Newton

Matt Drudge and Scott Baio were also spotted in the audience

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

pushpins: Sep 11, 2006; Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

Is the moderator going to ask about grains in the pyramids? What happened with that?

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

What's the over under on Vilerat's mom yelling something stupid

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

namaste bitches

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What are people chanting?

I'm chanting ugh and noooo

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

lets do this poo poo

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

update: lime jarritos is real freaking good and donald trump is real freaking bad

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:58

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

OH GOD ITS HAPPENING

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Omg I hate Chris Wallace

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Guy DeBorgore: Apr 6, 1994; Catnip is the opiate of the masses; Soiled Meat

the audience claps as the boring white guys parade off the stage

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

That DICK! posted:

Would you vote for Commander Shepard(R) or Geralt of Rivia(D)

I'd vote for FemShep, the One True Shepard

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

hugh hewitt says he's excited to hear constitutional originalism discussed at the debate (presumably by Trump)

what universe does this man live in lmao

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

disjoe posted:

What's the over under on Vilerat's mom yelling something stupid

yes

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

disjoe posted:

What's the over under on Vilerat's mom yelling something stupid

What, you mean the ambassador's wife

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

leaders of las vegas desperately trying to pretend their town exports more than hookers, blow, and ruined lives

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

frankenfreak posted:

ed

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

How could that many people have been to a debate before ???

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Hahahaha imagine being so broken that you get a chance to protest on national television in front of millions and you do it for Jill loving Stein, :laffo:

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

frankenstein av i'm doing the biscotti in bourbon thing i'm doin it!!!! poo poo it's debate time. countdown to armageddon

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

tinstaach posted:

"Let Jill Debate"

I agree, let her debate so she can get shithoused and all these people can finally shut up

a little late now

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

and y'all wondered why trump didn't drop out of this one

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

Glad Wallace is treating the audience like the giant babies they are

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

YOU A loving HAT posted:

drat i missed everyone coming in, where is vilerat's mom seated and who did trump bring?

mannerup posted:

current trump guest list:

Pat Smith
Malik Obama
Amb Chris Steven's fiance from 1995 Lydie Denier
'Lone Survivor' Marcus Luttrell
Leslie Millwee, latest bill clinton accuser via breitbart earlier today
4 Angel Moms
Sarah Palin
James O'Keefe
Wayne Newton

Matt Drudge and Scott Baio were also spotted in the audience

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

namaste bitches

gently caress EVERYTHING imo

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Chokes McGee posted:

Well Chris, as you know I've talked about big wet butts in the past. in fact, if you go to my website during this debate, live,

Secretary Clinton wants you to think there's no asses out there that are wet. She wants to send all our butts to ISIS. I'm going to make asses wet again, the hugest asses, just the best. We're talking bigly amounts of water

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

I can't believe people think Jill loving Stein is a good candidate

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

30 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eQ78HCGEA

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

Alright let's get this shitshow over with

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

Equeen: Oct 29, 2011; Pole dance~

i'm still loving nervous about these things ahhhhh

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

also, lmao @ Brian Williams's running joke about talking LSU football with James Carville

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Lol @ how many of these idiots are celebrities and 1%ers who go to these things all the time

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

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Sojenus: Dec 28, 2008

i have this open in another tab and muted because i can't not watch it but i also can't watch it so this is the best compromise i can do, i want to die

# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:59

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