Final Destination. No Items. Clinton/Trump Only. Third Presidential Debate

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This is a popularity contest survey on who will outperform this debate
	Strictly Come Dancing Edwardenholm M. "Ed" Balls, First of His Name, Supernova Dance Star and Ex-Shadow Chancellor
	Drone Murderess, Iron Abuela the Dread Queen Empress Hilda Tilton, First of Her Name, Colonial Adminstrator of Americore Asteroid Mining
	Real Est8 Magn8 Gaivs Conaldvs Magamicvs Tarvmpvs, First of His Name Bigly, The Golden One, Legio XXX Redneckvs Cohorts: "Carpe Pvssy!"
	William H. "Bill" Mitchell, Seventh of His Name, Expert Pollster and Twitter Slayer of Bots, Bumblebee enthusiast and Ma-Ti reincarnated

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BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Trump ties are pouring in from Mexico, Trump suits are pouring in from Vietnam, etc. etc.

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DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Umm China and India are developing countries...that is why they are growing that fast

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

jesucristo: May 6, 2005

srsly like what is up with his eyes?

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

durr developing nations grow faster than developed nations? zuuuh?????????????

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

this will be lost in the flood of posts but trump very clearly doesnt understand growth rates in the developing vs developed world and why those rates are different.

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Ima have a Gin Tonic I'm worth it

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Timeless Appeal: May 28, 2006

I love Wallace. Clinton has a blindfold on and one hand tied behind her back and she's still murdering him.

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

CherryCola: Apr 15, 2002; 'ahtaj alshifa

Kuato posted:

Is Trump literally retarded? Well he's going a long way in erasing all doubt tonight.

My brother is literally brain damaged and he is more eloquent than this.

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

Karate Sluts: Nov 21, 2010

she totally lied

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

yeah you can see his freckles and his eyes aren't white-goggled

he must be easing on the orange tanner

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

Panic Restaurant: Jul 19, 2006; Pork Pro

The real election was the friends we made along the way

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

He got sleepy again

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48

cheese eats mouse: Jul 6, 2007; A real Portlander now

I like when abuela starts outright laughing at him

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wow, he actually knows what TPP stands for!

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

yeah you need that education trump

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

"Is that the last report? Because if it is I should win easily."

My goodness Trump

You are amazing in a terrible, awful, stupid way

A tesseract of dumb

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Chris is actually doing well but Trump and his natural desire to try to needle someone named Clinton is managing to drag him down a bit

It genuinely feels sometimes like a debate between Hillary and Chris with Donald kind of heckling them.

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

The deck was stacked against Hillary and still Trump fucks it up.

That loving "Open borders" quote. Jesus

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

Zyla posted:

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/788919559990288384

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

I'm not watching. Is she kicking his rear end?

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I have friends!!!!

And I was right!!!!!!

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:47

A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

"I just left some high representatives of India"

Trump's red eyes explained.

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Kuato posted:

Is Trump literally retarded? Well he's going a long way in erasing all doubt tonight.

Donald... is he retarded?

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48

Soho Joe: Aug 11, 2006; the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing; Nap Ghost

GOLD STANDARD FACT CHECK

I WAS RIGHT

one time

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

They said I was right :mrgw:

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48

Crazyweasel: Oct 29, 2006; lazy

FYI THIS DEBATE IS loving BORING

Where is the sidney blumenthal breitbart conspiracy line???

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Karate Sluts posted:

she totally lied

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Homeless Friend posted:

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I don't mind Wallace being a hardass to both because Trump can't handle it but Abuela is used to it

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/788914022573826048

# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:48