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My best guess about the IT thing is that everyone who posts on his food-fight-fetish message board or IRC channel mysteriously just happens to be in IT and they all interpreted the correlation backward IT workers aren't likely to have this fetish, but people who talk about their fetishes on the Internet are likely to be IT workers
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quote:He was saying how this is a really common thing (especially in IT circles!?), but isn't that what everyone with a fetish thinks? "I found out that something really obscure makes me hornier than I've ever thought possible, but I can't find a tumblr dedicated to it." -no one since 2013. When you have a thousand weirdos, who get off on the same thing you do, at your fingertips, it's easy to forget that's a thousand out of several billion. In the old days, a common kink meant you'd see it in a porn mag on occasion. If it was really common, and had a dedicated community, it could even support its own publications. Now it just takes an Internet connection, and a few bad photoshops.
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I'm glad that people can find other people that are into their really weird "I only get off if I see a pocket watch slowly being disassembled by a skilled watchmaker" type fetishes. They can sit around and debate which watches are best for disassembling and what not. Good on them I say, just stay off of my forums.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:48
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I still don't understand how these things end up being so weirdly specific.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:53
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mods please rename me splatter-whore
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quote:I'm a giant creeper. My boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me very late last year (what a wonderful xmas/birthday present!) because I kept 'insulting him' by arguing about gun laws (he's a gun nut, and while I enjoy shooting, I don't have a penis to need to compensate for). I still don't know exactly what I did wrong, and why people love to attach their identities to concepts like that. Hell, I've always been unable to understand other people in general! I get the sense Ive always been isolated from the rest of the world. I mostly stay off by myself, which can get rather lonely, obviously. The thing is, I still miss my boyfriend terribly even 10+ months later. I'm still very much in love with him and there are times when I get lost in fantasies about loving him (given his giant dick) or just cuddling up watching TV or something. I made a fake profile a couple months back, and used to befriend him on facebook. We quickly started talking again going as far as sexting a few times(I used amateur pics off the internet). Talking with him curesd my depression and loneliness, and I'm the happiest I've been in almost a year, but I do feel guilty over catfishing him. I don't want to go back to the dark place, but I don't know how much longer I can keep it up as he's insistent on wanting more pics from me, and I can't just send random ones to him. He likes to keep collections of women he talks to, so he's quickly catch on if I send him a different pussy. Hell, I should stay away from him emotionally since he is a serial philanderer (hell I was an affair) but my feelings for him are not exactly something I can just turn off. I'm getting some mixed messages w/r/t your ex's dick in this confession, AFAICT he gets really into guns because he wants to compensate for his giant Pringle-can dick At any rate you know I'm going to tell you to just hit him up IRL, as yourself, instead of in an anonymous confession he won't read or through a fake profile, so do it. quote:I've lost all my passions in life. I'm approaching 25, a virgin goon and I'm in an ok place so far aside from that, but something weird is happening to me mentally.... I don't like anything I used to like, I don't feel strongly about anything at all. Yeah that's p straightforward depression. 
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Catfish goon, if this guy keeps 'collections' of his women and cheated to start your relationship with him what makes you think he won't/isn't cheating now or in the future? A healthy relationship is based off of better morals than that. Especially if you don't agree on something as huge as, oh I don't know, GUNS. There are other big-dicked humans out there willing to big-dick you trust me. Depression goon; do yourself a solid and release some endorphins from your brain as a reaction to stimulus; don't need no shrink to tell you that. In fewer words; runner's high. Its a thing.
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Sjs00 posted:
Also, have you ever considered the mixture of percocet, whiskey, and Diablo 3? Just space out and make colors happen.
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Oct 19, 2016 02:45
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legit life tip: get real beefy, bitch
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Yeah, it's called anhedonia. Exercise can cure it, or if that fails, get therapy and antidepressants before it worsens.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Also, have you ever considered the mixture of percocet, whiskey, and Diablo 3? Just space out and make colors happen. I knew there was a reason why me and my dumbass brother could never enjoy that game. VanSandman posted:legit life tip: get real beefy, bitch 
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loquacius posted:I'm getting some mixed messages w/r/t your ex's dick in this confession, AFAICT he gets really into guns because he wants to compensate for his giant Pringle-can dick depression goon you should go out and fight crime you might just discover that you have the power to beat anyone up with one punch
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or you'll get the sweet release from life that you long for win/win imo
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Oct 19, 2016 06:06
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tactlessbastard posted:Thanks for writing in to Savage Love! This week, we've brought in food fetish expert Dr. Potatoes O'Brien, PhD and he says... wow, racist
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CharlestonJew posted:depression goon you should go out and fight crime you might just discover that you have the power to beat anyone up with one punch alpaca diseases posted:or you'll get the sweet release from life that you long for Just remember to film your extended torture at the hands of the bad guys so that one fetish guy can get off. edit: For real though, speak to a doctor about it and I hope you get better. 
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Zzulu posted:how do you inherit so much money that you don't even need to work anymore Depends on where you live and what your expenses are like. I used to play DotA with a guy who's parents had died suddenly in very quick succession and once he sold all their assets and stuff he ended up with somewhere around a million dollars plus an investment portfolio and a rental house with a paid mortgage. He had few expenses and owned a house so he basically decided to set up a savings account and pay himself around 30 grand a year for the rest of his life and sell off stocks and things if he needed to pay for vacations or medical expenses. I mean, he also had gone to school for physical therapy or some bullshit so if he ever really wanted to he could pick up work here and there, but mostly he just smoked weed and played videogames.
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That's still a lovely way to become retired. I'll have a really big inheritance when my parents die, but I'd still rather have them around. No judgement on my part for Batman goon though. I don't think there's anything wrong with moving on with your life and enjoying it after loved ones die. Its honestly what they were probably hoping for.
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quote:The Trump thread in C-SPAM is constantly talking about the Donald Trump "n-word tape". thank you for breaking this story to the GBS anonymous confessions thread I dunno, the October surprise Trump has already had might have been enough, but I'm eagerly awaiting this one if it's real  quote:I am one of three people who curated the twitter account @WhiteGenocideTM, before we got suspended. We do lots of other works as well, because of all the stuff you throw against the wall, only a little bit sticks. But we've caused a lot of chaos directly and indirectly by pushing ideas into people's heads and onto their feeds with stupid poo poo like memes and tweets. I am very impressed with this thing I've never heard of And a bonus short third one: quote:I really enjoy the smell of my own nutsack. It`s got a weird sweet nutty smell that makes me go"mhh yeah thats nice". Sometimes i`ll stick a finger down in my groin area and sniff if afterwards. My ballsweat...it smells good.
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ballsack smelling goon i have a question: do you want to smell the ballsack of others
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Nut sack smeller is obviously that one German soccer coach.
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Try putting some balls in your mouth, nutsack goon. Same goes for racism goon.
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lmfao at "curating" a twitter the delusions of grandeur just keep ramping up from there
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Dude, he image macros at a super high level. Writing words over pictures is serious business.
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can someone please pay big man tyrone 25 bucks to get him to say Get real beefy bitch he wont say swears though so i have no idea what else to get beefy as
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I know this is me being very late to the party, but I have something for all you monkey-torture goons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY spoiler: the video contains no actual torture.
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Putty posted:can someone please pay big man tyrone 25 bucks to get him to say Get real beefy bitch I know that's a stupid thing to have a strong opinion about but it really is just a random piece of really blatant internet racism and it bothers me a lot. On the other hand, dude's making (tiny amounts of) money hand over fist and marketing himself really well, and he's a class act from everything I've heard, so good on him.
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quote:Can you be a hikikomori with a job? Because that's what I am. I live on my own and make enough money to live "comfortably" but since my job is remote I can spend days and even weeks without going out my apartment. I don't have many hobbies, lately I have been very into a series and participating in its fandom is fun but even there it feels awkward to interact with other fans. I just reblog stuff and maybe post once in a while (this is normal for me, I was heavily into a series of books when I was younger but I never, never, interacted with another fan, even though I consumed fan material like crazy. I probably read hundreds of fanfics those years). quote:My girlfriend and I went on a double date this weekend and her friend's boyfriend made a pass at me.
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quote:I will never tell my girlfriend about this. And here we have the smartest confessor in the whole thread.
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see i wouldve relished in exposing him and ruining my gf's friendship and maybe one or both of the romantic relationships, but i also have some hosed up problems with intimacy
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OMGVBFLOL posted:see i wouldve relished in exposing him and ruining my gf's friendship and maybe one or both of the romantic relationships, but i also have some hosed up problems with intimacy Thw big colombian closetfag would probably beat you up and then your girlfriend would take her friends' sides and you would have to walk home
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OMGVBFLOL posted:see i wouldve relished in exposing him and ruining my gf's friendship and maybe one or both of the romantic relationships, but i also have some hosed up problems with intimacy Whoops that wasn't anonymous.
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I'd definitely say that agoraphobic nerd goon should take up some outside hobbies before they turn into a mushroom. It's a big world out there, go enjoy it.
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Drunken Baker posted:Why do you think of yourself as a German Goo Girl, anonymous spaghetti Goon? I think she meant this GGG. I am ashamed that I could figure out that acronym  Also, splatter whore goon, that messy food fetish is called 'sploshing'. It's a thing, it's not really that weird. Tell your boyfriend to put a tarp down before you play so he doesn't have to get his couch steam-cleaned every week though.
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cyberia posted:I think she meant this GGG. I am ashamed that I could figure out that acronym No, she meant "good, giving, and game", something sex advice columnist Dan Savage came up with. Essentially she's saying that although combining sex with food isn't her thing, she was willing to go there for her partner because she is a giving sex partner and game to try new things.
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quote:Can you be a hikikomori with a job? Stop using words like 'hikikomori' and you might be able to make friends
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Schlub Husband posted:No, she meant "good, giving, and game", something sex advice columnist Dan Savage came up with. Essentially she's saying that although combining sex with food isn't her thing, she was willing to go there for her partner because she is a giving sex partner and game to try new things. its definitely for gennady golovkin
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