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CRIME AND PUNISHMENT a student kills Rick Harrison and his simple servant Chumlee and buries a 52" flat screen tv in a quarry.
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FRANKENSTEIN: A stem cell research assistant creates a crude lewd dude that somehow ends up on the republican ticket
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Anna Karenina: Real housewives of St. Petersburg
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The Sentimental Education: a young man gets caught up in Occupy Wall St, before abandoning that after it fails to go into finance and lusts after the woman who friend zoned him
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I'd do Hemingway, but he's already modern
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The Time Machine: A man travels to the distant future to discover that Trump and Hillary supporters have diverged and evolved in very different and terrifying ways. At the end he travels even further, to a world ruled by enormous orange lobsters with very tiny claws.
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To Kill a Mockingbird: A black man is shot by the police, Atticus takes the case for the family. Scout befriends a local R word.
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Ulysses A cuckold wanders around Dublin and overthinks things
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Sherlock Holmes: A man solves crimes using his downright uncanny ability to know exactly what to look up on Wikipedia. The Hound of the Baskervilles: Same basic story as the old one, except instead of Watson and those other people, the Scooby-Doo gang aid the detective in solving the ghost-dog mystery.
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"Room with a window that is entirely blocked by bricks except for the 1-inch square to look out of and you still pay way too much rent. Better start thinking about sucking dicks to make rent."
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To the Lighthouse -- a bunch of people sit around a beach house tweeting
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Two Gentlemen of Verona: same story just with ca-razy references to the big lebowski thrown in
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Lolita: A pedo goes to jail for forever and people say bad things about him on the internet.
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It: A bunch of scaredy cat kids have to come to grips with the scary clown sightings but ultimately they band together for a homosex orgy.
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Good Morning, Midnight An aging woman returns to the bars of her youth to discover them themed and catering to her generation, full of tactful nostalgia and happy grayhairs
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Finnegans Wake: your stoner roommate won't shut the gently caress up
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The Golden Bough: This non-fiction classic has been updated with an in-depth analysis of modern myths such as Harry Potter, Disney's Frozen, and the popular videogame series Dark Souls.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 14:11 |
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Dox Quixote: the story of Caro
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The Portrait of Dorian Gray: In a long forgotten corner of the internet, a man's Myspace profile ages in his stead.
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The Art of War: Presented by Blizzard Entertainment.
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Manticorny posted:Finnegans Wake: your stoner roommate won't shut the gently caress up Lol
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The Count of Monte Cristo A man exacts a decades long plan to put something over on three old acquaintances, assures them it was just a prank
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alot of these are really funny thanks for participating friends :] dont want to quote the whole page AYE yai yai!
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Romeo and Juliet Frat bro is cat fished by a young teen but just goes along with it anyways
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A Confederacy of Dunces: Ignacius J. Reilly owns a computer and is a prominent member of several online communities. His forum posts are now inter-spaced throughout the book. His avatar image is an "ironic" anthropomorphic golden retriever, cropped from hardcore furry porn. Everything else is the same.
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Lord of the Flies: A bunch of pasty middleschool boys try to live out minecraft.
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Utopia: A idyllic philosophical look into a fictitious island nation that collectively redpilled
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2001: A Space Odyssey A monolith is identified on the moon from Satellite photography. Nasa attempts to investigate, but is denied funding. Twenty years later, they manage to get a little drone up to test the soil around it
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Dox Quixote: the story of Caro
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Doctor J Off posted:I'd do Hemingway, but he's already modern A post in r/relationships about a guy's trip to Spain where he did a bunch of macho poo poo but still couldn't get laid and he gets beat up by one of the boyfriends of the girl he can't get over.
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The Great Gatsby: was going to make a cuck joke but this book is literally just a bunch of people cucking around.
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Slaughterhouse Five: Aliens land on earth and hack facebook to never display posts in a sensible chronological order. Star Wars: All the characters are still far away and very dead.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 14:33 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:The Sun Also Rises also his dick dont work.
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For Whom the Bell Tolls: an idiot american goes to afganistan to help the resistance and.. god damnit another caro story
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:The Sun Also Rises Spot on. For Whom the Bell Tolls Communist idealists fight for freedom and justice for all people of the world, get roped into buying a con artist $1000 pants
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The Old Man and the Sea Grandpa has to get a job at Long John Silvers for the health insurance
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Metamorphasis: The tale of a professional gamer.
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Wuthering Heights: A man rises from humble beginnings and a rough and abusive childhood to become a world-famous pick up artist and blogger who writes a lot about women, how to get women, and how to be an Alpha Man.
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The Idiot: Woody Boyd moves to the big city and gets a job as a bartender. Befriending a rich harlot(Kelly) that Sam Malone has his eyes on a tumultuous relationship is formed.
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In Search Of Lost Time A man sits down to write the world's longest r/relationships post
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