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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


if you had 10 minutes to browse the 2026 wikipedia whats the first thing you would look up

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Feb 2, 2009



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a history of stock prices and sports scores, dummy

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

if you had 10 minutes to browse the 2026 wikipedia whats the first thing you would look up

2017 best stocks

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a new study bible! posted:

a history of stock prices and sports scores, dummy

This and then a few minutes to catch up on modern physics, mostly to know if I should kill myself or not.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

i dont need stocks when I can bet on the next 10 superbowl + world series + kentucky derby + nba champs accumulators/multi's.

you could be a really awesome sports scout for the next 10 years as well and then just abruptly leave.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im gonna have to go with the outcome of every major sport championship from the past decade

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Robbie Fowler posted:

i dont need stocks when I can bet on the next 10 superbowl + world series + kentucky derby + nba champs accumulators/multi's.

you could be a really awesome sports scout for the next 10 years as well and then just abruptly leave.

Do you understand.... no you don't, simply based on your response.

"legitimacy" is its own reward, asshat.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

Do you understand.... no you don't, simply based on your response.

"legitimacy" is it's own reward, asshat.
just give me the money i dont give a gently caress about legitimacy lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Robbie Fowler posted:

just give me the money i dont give a gently caress about legitimacy lol

May the IRS audit you for eternity. :)

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

May the IRS audit you for eternity. :)
australia, irs can suck my rear end

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Robbie Fowler posted:

australia, irs can suck my rear end

There is a lot of holes in the desert. A lot of holes, filled with a lot of problems.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

VendaGoat posted:

Do you understand.... no you don't, simply based on your response.

"legitimacy" is its own reward, asshat.

haha look at this poo poo right here

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

the great deceiver posted:

haha look at this poo poo right here

Guess we can dig a hole, just a bit deeper.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

There is a lot of holes in the desert. A lot of holes, filled with a lot of problems.

That's my favourite movie. :hfive:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
you dummies, picking stocks and winning sports teams would not work. due to your foreknowledge and the butterfly effect you will change the future so the sports scores are different almost instantly. the best stuff to look up would be new developments in technology, because then you can steal the ideas and patent them first. i would go here to start:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_computing_hardware_(1960s%E2%80%93present)

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
the plots to the next 19 star wars movies

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Assuming I knew I'd have the opportunity ahead of time, I'd probably create a wikipedia page for myself that i'd update over the years. On that page I'd drop hints or outright detail what things I believe I should know at this point in my life. That'd also give me the opportunity to remove the things that didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

Assuming I knew I'd have the opportunity ahead of time, I'd probably create a wikipedia page for myself that i'd update over the years. On that page I'd drop hints or outright detail what things I believe I should know at this point in my life. That'd also give me the opportunity to remove the things that didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.

You're a time traveler and lost a fortune in Beanie Babies?

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

EVIL NOONER posted:

the plots to the next 19 star wars movies

hell yes. post all the spoilers. die nerds die!!

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
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Pornography trends

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Probably celebrity deaths, like I look at every night before bed.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
US Civil War of 2017

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Robbie Fowler posted:

i dont need stocks when I can bet on the next 10 superbowl + world series + kentucky derby + nba champs accumulators/multi's.

you could be a really awesome sports scout for the next 10 years as well and then just abruptly leave.

Same but I would also edit it so any other time travelers bet wrong and increase my ML

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Robokomodo posted:

Probably celebrity deaths, like I look at every night before bed.

but then you would ruin your hobby for the next ten years

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

if you had 10 minutes to browse the 2026 wikipedia whats the first thing you would look up

Kentucky Derby, Superbowl, Premier League winners. Place bets accordingly.

also stock prices

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Every legitimate political scandal. And then I would make sure I was the one holding the evidence. :twisted:

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Rutibex posted:

but then you would ruin your hobby for the next ten years

I'd make a grip of cash playing death pools and I'd buy a new hobby.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i would check up on the latest sonic the hedgehog games and halo

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i would look up all the awesome limited time offers from taco bell that await me in the next decade

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

the great deceiver posted:

i would look up all the awesome limited time offers from taco bell that await me in the next decade

actually i change my answer to this

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

if you had 10 minutes to browse the 2026 wikipedia whats the first thing you would look up

I would check to see if no-effort no content threads like this one were the final nail in GBS. drat, OP. You did not even put effort into spelling out three letter words.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
who else came out as gay??

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Cartouche posted:

I would check to see if no-effort no content threads like this one were the final nail in GBS. drat, OP. You did not even put effort into spelling out three letter words.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i woudl look up every animal that becomes extinct from now til then, and i'd keep like 6 of each one as a pet, and breed them.

not enough to save the population or the balance of earth or anything, just enough so that i'd be a dude who's a few years away from being too old to be 'cool' but then everyone i have over goes WOOOAA I THOUGHT THOSE WERE EXTINCT

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i'd check in on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MediaWiki:Bad_image_list for fresh additions

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Category:Harem anime and manga

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
spooky october ending: when i look at the wikipedia extinction list it says.....2018: homo sapien

then i look at my monitor and go "who will suck my cock now???"

those regular sapiens never do a good job! heyoo!!!!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i would edit some poo poo

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Betting on sports will change the outcome cus it's all rigged by gamblers anyway, but lottery numbers are pure and fair and also more money.

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014


why does this page exist on wikipedia?

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