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Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Met the aunt of little 2-year-old Raylen today. Apparently he's named for some trigger-happy cop in a hat on HBO.

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Raylen Green is people

princecoo
Sep 3, 2009

Astrofig posted:

Met the aunt of little 2-year-old Raylen today. Apparently he's named for some trigger-happy cop in a hat on HBO.

To be fair Justified was a pretty badass show.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

princecoo posted:

To be fair Justified was a pretty badass show.

Fitting since Raylen is a bad and rear end name.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I keep hearing Justified is good but I couldn't get through the second episode. Guess I need to power through a few more.

canis minor posted:

I don't remember if this was in this thread, or in the news lately

http://www.auntminnie.com/index.aspx?sec=ser&sub=def&pag=dis&ItemID=90713




This X-post from GBS's OSHA thread mentions a radiologist named Raven Knickerbocker.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
There's a Nastassja giving a Tedx talk in NYC. I keep seeing "Nasty rear end" when I look at it.

Failed Nihilist
Apr 10, 2015
Saw a Dennis Rape running for local office. Which office? The county school board of course. When I see the signs, all I can think about are the horrible taglines he could have. "Rape for our schools," "Rape: Putting our children first." etc.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Failed Nihilist posted:

Saw a Dennis Rape running for local office. Which office? The county school board of course. When I see the signs, all I can think about are the horrible taglines he could have. "Rape for our schools," "Rape: Putting our children first." etc.



The Raper Cornhole Shootout was absolutely a real thing that happened.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

There's an eye doctor named Richard Porn in my town. I know a few people who have worked with him and apparently he has a very good sense of humor about it.

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

There is a client at my job named Rolf Gort.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

skeemon posted:

There is a client at my job named Rolf Gort.

Golf Adventures with Scooby & The Gang

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

AA is for Quitters posted:

and theres a guy in the county jail with the middle name Jimmylimmy.

No lie, this made me laugh out loud. :)

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Saw a TV sports reporter today named Guerin Austin

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm pretty sure this dude has been mentioned at least once already but I just noticed the album title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Zug4rpe30

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm pretty sure this dude has been mentioned at least once already but I just noticed the album title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Zug4rpe30

Because a dick is also an organ you see!

e: Oops meant to edit that not quote :shrug:

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

There's a woman running for office in upstate NY named Zephyr Teachout

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

This is the most Hoosier thing ever. Tom Raper is an Indiana billboard legend, and Cornhole is our state pass-time.

Anyway, to actually contribute: my good friend is dating a lady named Cheylie and it's supposedly pronounced like Shyla or something. Fuckin' Mormons, man...

Tim_the_Enchanter
May 27, 2013

I was in Lowe's a little while back, and some little girl was acting up; pulling things out of bins and throwing them on the floor. Her mother screamed her full name and I immediately had it seared to memory: Precious Diamond Treasure.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
From CNN, about a kidnapped girl who was recovered.

http://us.cnn.com/2016/10/10/us/florida-girl-rebecca-lewis-abducted-amber-alert/index.html

quote:

Her suspected kidnapper, West Wild Hogs, is in custody, the TBI said.

WEST WILD HOGS

gently caress I'm glad the little girl is ok because goddamn

Rough Lobster has a new favorite as of 21:11 on Oct 11, 2016

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tim_the_Enchanter posted:

I was in Lowe's a little while back, and some little girl was acting up; pulling things out of bins and throwing them on the floor. Her mother screamed her full name and I immediately had it seared to memory: Precious Diamond Treasure.

She has a promising career ahead of her as a fluffy white cat owned by a wealthy dowager who lives in a penthouse suite

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
One of the big medical stories of the week is the separation of twin boys conjoined at the head.

Their names are Anias and Jadon. Big brother Aza is looking forward to seeing them after the surgery.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Talk to your doctor about Lanesra today.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
What the hell is romantic about that name?

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
It sounds like a character in a Harlequin.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
From work--an old lady named Phyllis Nurgitz. Reminds me of chicken nuggets and the gersberms meme at the same time!

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
My mom works at a daycare, and she told me that last week she got a new baby named Wolf. I thought that surely that's just a silly nickname or something, but no, the kid's actual name is Wolf.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Vastarien posted:

My mom works at a daycare, and she told me that last week she got a new baby named Wolf. I thought that surely that's just a silly nickname or something, but no, the kid's actual name is Wolf.

:wow:

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

drat, I forgot Wolf Blitzer existed. Maybe that kid will have a bright future in broadcast journalism!

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Vastarien posted:

My mom works at a daycare, and she told me that last week she got a new baby named Wolf. I thought that surely that's just a silly nickname or something, but no, the kid's actual name is Wolf.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Doesn't seem too bad, probably short for Wolfgang.

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
My old roommate used to work at a charter school. One of his kids was named Prince Sultan Jihad.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
A daughter of a coworker has the surname Glasscock. She just married a man called Undie. She won't be hyphenating :(

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Thing about people named Glasscock, you can always see them coming.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
A bunch from work:

Doug Muscus
Bill Bossmann
Thomas Twamley
Dawn Dick
Cord Spreckelsen
Bliss Badger

And some bad first names:

Khevin
Keithlynne

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
I passed a condo yesterday being sold by Mike Ballout.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
A class list for Kindergarten had a bunch of interesting names:
Braxtyn
Mag
Auda
Aber
Summerly
and 3 Rileys.

But the name that really stood out as strange for a 5-year-old was Ned.

Grillfiend
Nov 29, 2015

Belgians ITT
(ie Me)


:10bux: say he's named after the GoT character

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StandardToast
Feb 13, 2012

Got a partner at one of the firms I take named Brackett. Probably a family name or something, but his name fits his horrible personality.

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