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sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

diamond dog posted:

typical asian guy mad that white guys are stealing all the 8-year-olds

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Blistex posted:

and if he said that the US has been intentionally keeping their country poor and cheating them at every turn, and that China is going to make them all millionaires, they will eat it up.
This actually works and I am waiting for him to double or triple the finger pointing and insults at the US once China gets more established with him. It will be fun to watch, but sad for the locals who won't realize how lovely this could turn out to be for them. I wonder if it will hurt the huge amount of Filipinos that are trying to get to the US by whatever visa means.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sheep-Goats posted:

Despite recent history if anyone is seriously arguing that the Philippines is better off getting into bed with China than America, or that that would somehow be less disgusting, they've got their head jammed way up their rear end.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3793843&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=15#post465586770

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Haier posted:

Dragonfruit Vassal

Lychee Lichdom

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

that guys a retarded tankie who genuinely thinks north korea is cool and good

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
like he sincerely thinks stalin did nothing wrong

bug chaser chaser
Dec 11, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

like he sincerely thinks stalin did nothing wrong

???

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Darkman Fanpage posted:

that guys a retarded tankie who genuinely thinks north korea is cool and good

i'm aware of that i just wanted to post evidence of someone being dumb enough to think what duterte is doing is good

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Darkman Fanpage posted:

like he sincerely thinks stalin did nothing wrong
What, even with the gays?

That's some pro-tier Stalinism right there


Which actually reminds me of one of my fav ~western thoughts~ where a bunch of the commentariat were thinking that China would now encourage homosexuality to help "solve the gender discrepancy" which was some of the funniest poo poo I've heard


imagine the propaganda

"Comrade Lin Bao loves Long Wang! Better going forward as comrades-in-bed!"

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Which actually reminds me of one of my fav ~western thoughts~ where a bunch of the commentariat were thinking that China would now encourage homosexuality to help "solve the gender discrepancy" which was some of the funniest poo poo I've heard


imagine the propaganda

"Comrade Lin Bao loves Long Wang! Better going forward as comrades-in-bed!"
I've been saying this for ages. If ladyboys were as normal here as in Thailand, there would probably be much fewer unhappy single dudes running around.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
If my prostitute can't be in danger of getting pregnant, I'm not interested.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Haier posted:

I've been saying this for ages. If ladyboys were as normal here as in Thailand, there would probably be much fewer unhappy single dudes running around.
No, that's the thing, in Thailand that is normal, and while historically China was way more cool than the west about homosexuality (that is, male homosexuality of course, lesbian erasure was just as hip there as in Europe) modern reality is completely different. They decriminalized homosexuality what, 2001 or something? Yeah...

As it currently is, that's a bit like suggesting as a solution to the problem that they reintroduce eunuchs, because well, ~it worked it in the past~.

For now, we get to look and enjoy the sight of a China struggling to find some way to keep their young men from deciding that hey, life is poo poo, maybe we should change some things around...

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

My mayor is off to visit china because we are building a new bridge we didn't need and the previous mayor determined it would be very slightly cheaper to have it all fabricated in China and any fears of sub-standard quality was based purely on racism and protectionism.

None of the people involved in the construction had ever outsourced to china to this extent and had no clue you had to actually keep tabs on them. They got a good ways into production until someone involved in the project actually went to visit. I mean all the report said it was going well, and no one would lie about something as important as the type of steel used in a bridge, or the quality of the welds. They visited and found the steel was not what was ordered, and the welds were garbage. The chinese company protested and tried to get more money but in the end was forced to scrap everything they did and start over by doing what was actually loving asked of them. This put the project way behind schedule. Next they raised a fuss because the bridge had some large circular elements to it (it's a draw bridge) and they made a bunch of statements about how they have no idea how to accurately cut large circles and will do their best but they've never done it so don't expect it perfect. We needed it perfect because that's how the bridge will go up and down and needs to perfectly fit some motors and poo poo. We had to pay more to send them help. There's been a bunch of other fuckups typical to any unsupervised chinese outsourcing and low-ball bidding.

So to make the people of Victoria feel better they pulled out all the stops to welcome the mayor of Victoria on a big official visit, to prove that they totally are following our instructions and have a good attention to detail.


Real inspiring.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I can't wrap my head around the whole face thing and how it's so incredibly at odds with chabuduo. Wouldn't you lose face if you put out a substandard product? What am I missing?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Brannock posted:

I can't wrap my head around the whole face thing and how it's so incredibly at odds with chabuduo. Wouldn't you lose face if you put out a substandard product? What am I missing?

Yeah I'd love a more indepth explanation for how it works. So many of the things that would bring shame and ridicule to people in most place seem to be totally ignored in China, while minor everyday things people just apologize for or learn or grow from are suddenly become hills you MUST die on

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

nobody can truly understand the inscrutable orientals

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Brannock posted:

I can't wrap my head around the whole face thing and how it's so incredibly at odds with chabuduo. Wouldn't you lose face if you put out a substandard product? What am I missing?

You only lose face when someone points out that you are putting out a substandard product. Also that person will loose a little face for being a tattletale.


Baronjutter posted:

My mayor is off to visit china because we are building a new bridge we didn't need and the previous mayor determined it would be very slightly cheaper to have it all fabricated in China and any fears of sub-standard quality was based purely on racism and protectionism.

None of the people involved in the construction had ever outsourced to china to this extent and had no clue you had to actually keep tabs on them. They got a good ways into production until someone involved in the project actually went to visit. I mean all the report said it was going well, and no one would lie about something as important as the type of steel used in a bridge, or the quality of the welds. They visited and found the steel was not what was ordered, and the welds were garbage. The chinese company protested and tried to get more money but in the end was forced to scrap everything they did and start over by doing what was actually loving asked of them. This put the project way behind schedule. Next they raised a fuss because the bridge had some large circular elements to it (it's a draw bridge) and they made a bunch of statements about how they have no idea how to accurately cut large circles and will do their best but they've never done it so don't expect it perfect. We needed it perfect because that's how the bridge will go up and down and needs to perfectly fit some motors and poo poo. We had to pay more to send them help. There's been a bunch of other fuckups typical to any unsupervised chinese outsourcing and low-ball bidding.

So to make the people of Victoria feel better they pulled out all the stops to welcome the mayor of Victoria on a big official visit, to prove that they totally are following our instructions and have a good attention to detail.


Real inspiring.

I think the "China.jpg MK1" thread predicted this exact scenario when it was still an early proposal. Fojar and I have been saying this would happen ever since they got the contract.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yes it has come full circle, much like drill bits made in China

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
This guy's channel is like 95% him jerking himself off over giving money to poor people. (The other 5% is cool photography and Asian MRA poo poo by the looks of it)

Australia has some great assimilation going on because this guy is just as loud mouthed, dumb, and obnoxious as the average Aussie.

Dr. Killjoy fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Oct 22, 2016

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
You mean we didn't learn that from Vietnamese during the war?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
found an unironic Duterte supporter on my Facebook

quote:

In just one trip to China the president of the Philippines ended almost a decade of hostility, secured over $13 billion in infrastructure investment, secured an open Visa policy, secured the first high-speed rail system for the Philippines, reopened disputed fishing Waters and ended almost a hundred years of economical and political unfairness in a partnership between the United States and the Philippines.

What did your president do this weekend?

well he didn't do anything that loving stupid lmao

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Lookin forward to driving over a bridge made of Chinese steel

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Baronjutter posted:

My mayor is off to visit china because we are building a new bridge we didn't need and the previous mayor determined it would be very slightly cheaper to have it all fabricated in China and any fears of sub-standard quality was based purely on racism and protectionism.

None of the people involved in the construction had ever outsourced to china to this extent and had no clue you had to actually keep tabs on them. They got a good ways into production until someone involved in the project actually went to visit. I mean all the report said it was going well, and no one would lie about something as important as the type of steel used in a bridge, or the quality of the welds. They visited and found the steel was not what was ordered, and the welds were garbage. The chinese company protested and tried to get more money but in the end was forced to scrap everything they did and start over by doing what was actually loving asked of them. This put the project way behind schedule. Next they raised a fuss because the bridge had some large circular elements to it (it's a draw bridge) and they made a bunch of statements about how they have no idea how to accurately cut large circles and will do their best but they've never done it so don't expect it perfect. We needed it perfect because that's how the bridge will go up and down and needs to perfectly fit some motors and poo poo. We had to pay more to send them help. There's been a bunch of other fuckups typical to any unsupervised chinese outsourcing and low-ball bidding.

So to make the people of Victoria feel better they pulled out all the stops to welcome the mayor of Victoria on a big official visit, to prove that they totally are following our instructions and have a good attention to detail.


Real inspiring.

ahahahahahahahhaha

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Baronjutter posted:



Real inspiring.

lmao

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
Duterte is having the "ISn't Ameirca poo poo Lmao?" conversation with China right now. told y'all

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Brannock posted:

I can't wrap my head around the whole face thing and how it's so incredibly at odds with chabuduo. Wouldn't you lose face if you put out a substandard product? What am I missing?

Because just like every ideology in the history of humanity, people will pick and choose parts of what, when and where they want to follow it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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dozens of racist canadians mysteriously drown in victoria harbour

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Brannock posted:

I can't wrap my head around the whole face thing and how it's so incredibly at odds with chabuduo. Wouldn't you lose face if you put out a substandard product? What am I missing?

The missing part is this: you don't lose face by making a substandard product. Somebody else loses face by calling your product substandard because until they complained there wasn't any problem.

Your fuckup has to reach monumental proportions, like "tainted baby formula" levels of bad, before it becomes okay for other people to say "hey you hosed up here." If it's not there yet, you ignore it. If somebody says there's a problem then it must be their problem.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Pirate Radar posted:

Your fuckup has to reach monumental proportions, like "tainted baby formula" levels of bad, before it becomes okay for other people to say "hey you hosed up here." If it's not there yet, you ignore it. If somebody says there's a problem then it must be their problem.

this is pretty much how it works. like two days ago at the office this guy was waiting in the waiting area, i've never seen him before, he was smoking (which is not allowed) and BLASTING some chinese talk radio. it was really, really loud, and in our office two doors down we could hear everything. so i went out to the secretary, who is sitting at her desk, about 6 feet from the guy, and she was just looking down at her phone. and i said "hey ma" and she kinda looked up at me, and i eye motioned to the guy, and she was like "what" and i eye motioned to him again and was like "its really loud and he's smoking" and she says "there's nothing we can do about it".

of course there's something you can do about it, you can tell him "do you see the no smoking sign, and can you please turn down your embarrassingly loud talk radio", but she's not going to do that, because he hasn't reached monumental proportions of fuckup yet. he's just smoking in our waiting area, blasting his talk radio for everyone to hear. a minor inconvenience perhaps, so no need to say anything. what it boils down to is that all of this is my problem...not the secretary's. or the guy's. but in reality, its a problem for like seven other foreigners too, so i kinda have to do something because that's my job.

i did ask him to turn his radio down and told him he couldn't smoke there, and he looked at me like :stare: and turned it down a bit and got up and put out his cig. because i'm a foreigner i don't give a poo poo about face, so did he lose it? did he ever have any? i have no idea

do i even care? not at all

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
speaking of baby formula, I live near a newsagent who rents half of their property out to some chinese ppl. Every day they get a crate of baby formula and they spend the rest of the day repackaging it in a shopfront with two way windows so you can just walk by and see it all. i'll go take pictures in a few mins actually, maybe you guys could tell me what the gently caress their signs say

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yeah Campsie and Burwood are full of Daigou and so is Wechat if you use it in Oz, baby powder, blackmores crap etc

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

THE PWNER posted:

Duterte is having the "ISn't Ameirca poo poo Lmao?" conversation with China right now. told y'all

.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
Had to be really stealthy with these pics - I live in a Chinese ethnic enclave and did not want to be accused of un-Chinese activities. Contrary to what I've been told here, Chinese women, at least outside of China, do not date white men, only other Chinese.





What are they planning? Does the scrolling electronic sign say "Breed more Chinese. Take Over?"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

THE PWNER posted:

Had to be really stealthy with these pics - I live in a Chinese ethnic enclave and did not want to be accused of un-Chinese activities. Contrary to what I've been told here, Chinese women, at least outside of China, do not date white men, only other Chinese.





What are they planning? Does the scrolling electronic sign say "Breed more Chinese. Take Over?"

this is a weird post even for this thread

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

this is a weird post even for this thread

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

THE PWNER posted:

Had to be really stealthy with these pics - I live in a Chinese ethnic enclave and did not want to be accused of un-Chinese activities. Contrary to what I've been told here, Chinese women, at least outside of China, do not date white men, only other Chinese.





What are they planning? Does the scrolling electronic sign say "Breed more Chinese. Take Over?"

Maybe they just don't date total loving idiots. Tough luck buddy.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Maybe they just don't date total loving idiots. Tough luck buddy.

I have a Chinese girlfriend and that was a joke. The entire post is a joke. I just want to know what the signs say. Just had to clear that up. I unironically want China to win the cold war with the US.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

THE PWNER posted:

I have a Chinese girlfriend and that was a joke. The entire post is a joke. I just want to know what the signs say. Just had to clear that up. I unironically want China to win the cold war with the US.

ok?

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Please don't report me to the triads or whatever

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

THE PWNER posted:

Please don't report me to the triads or whatever

I won't bring it up the next time we do KTV.

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