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Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Apoplexy posted:

Getting irrationally angry about politics. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

Expect to see more messages like that in your future, buddy.

Hold on. Let me correct your record. The guy right below me got the same probation because i triggered him. It was a joke. You're a retard.

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Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Apoplexy posted:

Getting irrationally angry about politics. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

Expect to see more messages like that in your future, buddy.

Wait wait wait. Is that a threat? Do we have proof of conspiracy of collusion between correct the record and the mods? Is there a stink in this forum?

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Gianthogweed posted:

They're already doing that to illegal immigrants. My uncle was an illegal immigrant and was deported in the 90s under Bill Clinton's administration. He came back though and is now a citizen. If you really are for open borders, vote for Gary Johnson. Under the fairtax plan illegal immigrants will actually be respected by "those racist rednecks" because they won't be seen as a burden to society.

You're stupid. Third party votes are joke votes and with the amount of election fraud already being done by the NWO/DNC this country simply cannot afford joke votes.

Metaphorically speaking this election is a matter of life and death.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
fun & challenging game to try at home: trying to decipher which Hillbot ITT is most demented



current scores!

in 3rd place with a grand total of 17 corrected records it's Moon Atari!! :abuela: :worship: :abuela:

coming in 2nd with a current meltdown status of :shepface: it's Apoplexy!!

... and in 1st place with a total score of LOL i can't believe he's still posting here after being discredited so many times, it's A Pale Horse!! :yikes:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
I'm voting for.....




..






Donald Trump!

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

reallivedinosaur posted:

I'm voting for.....




..






Donald Trump!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Now do shadow trump voters

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
can't wait for all the baby tears when trump wins

there are so many of us voting that don't talk about it

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Told Two Times is winning by an unassailable margin of 23 smug trumps :smugdon: :smugdon: :smugdon:



shadow trumps don't stand a chance

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Senor Dog posted:

Hi please give me 5 positive reasons to vote for trump. Don't mention the hildog once in these 5 (the reasons are to be pro-trump not anti-hil)

1. Against starting war with Russia, Syria, Iran, etc.
2. Sends clear message that business as usual just doesn't cut it anymore, and that the public demands more radical reformers like Bernie Sanders
3. Against expansion of trade deals which destroy American industry
4. Slightly less likely to be giant wall street shill
5. Widely hated by both dems and his own party, making it less likely he can gently caress things up domestically

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Told Two Times posted:

Third party votes are joke votes and with the amount of election fraud already being done by the NWO/DNC

Okay, you're a troll. I fell for ya until this point, I admit it.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

1. Against starting war with Russia, Syria, Iran, etc.
2. Sends clear message that business as usual just doesn't cut it anymore, and that the public demands more radical reformers like Bernie Sanders
3. Against expansion of trade deals which destroy American industry
4. Slightly less likely to be giant wall street shill
5. Widely hated by both dems and his own party, making it less likely he can gently caress things up domestically

Allow me to respond in a manner befitting of Donald J. Trump: "NUH UH"

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Homestar Runner posted:

Told Two Times is winning by an unassailable margin of 23 smug trumps :smugdon: :smugdon: :smugdon:



shadow trumps don't stand a chance

*OH REALLY*?? Aww gee thanks nobody's ever complimented me on here. I'm touched :)

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
The wall is a metaphor, a symbolic line in the sand to businesses that their days of paying undocumented workers far too little under the table are coming to an end.

It's not about racism, but that's how you sell it to the white working class (thanks gop).

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Apoplexy posted:

Okay, you're a troll. I fell for ya until this point, I admit it.

Sometimes you find people and they can like fall into different categories and do different things and have different personas and can do anything in the WORLD!!

Some people can even troll sometimes and sometimes TELL THE TRUTH!!!! Isn't that loving fascinating? Can you wrap your broken brain and your black worthless soul around that idea? Do animals like you even burn in hell or do you simply cease to exist when you die?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Toadvine posted:

The wall is a metaphor, a symbolic line in the sand to businesses that their days of paying undocumented workers far too little under the table are coming to an end.

It's not about racism, but that's how you sell it to the white working class (thanks gop).

The wall is already mostly built, by Bush and Obama. Nobody called racism when they laid down hundreds of miles of fences, concrete, cameras, and sensors

OXBALLS DOT COM has issued a correction as of 00:40 on Oct 24, 2016

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Actually it's important to get Johnson over 5% of the vote because then the Libertarian Party would qualify for public funding in 2020

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2016/10/10/why_gary_johnson_can_still_make_libertarian_history_132015.html

quote:

If Johnson snags 5 percent of the national popular vote, the Federal Election Commission will classify the Libertarians as an official “minor party,” granting the 2020 nominee a lump sum of cash for the fall campaign, courtesy of the American taxpayer.

The exact amount of federal funds depends on the size of his vote, but Green Party officials – who have been chasing 5 percent for years – estimate that meeting the threshold would yield about $10 million.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Told Two Times posted:

Sometimes you find people and they can like fall into different categories and do different things and have different personas and can do anything in the WORLD!!

Some people can even troll sometimes and sometimes TELL THE TRUTH!!!! Isn't that loving fascinating? Can you wrap your broken brain and your black worthless soul around that idea? Do animals like you even burn in hell or do you simply cease to exist when you die?

Yeah, the NWO is rigging the vote. That's why Trump's going to lose by a landslide. They're also rigging the polls. Which ones? ALL OF THEM!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Please vote Jill. The Green Party would probably use most of the $10mil Minor Party Fund to plant trees in areas potentially affected by flash flooding, because they tend towards being That Kind of Do-Gooder.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but this is why Gary Johnson, and the Libertarian Party loving suck

https://www.nsfwcorp.com/dispatch/gary-johnson-swindle/

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Quick Draw McGraw posted:

1. Against starting war with Russia, Syria, Iran, etc.
2. Sends clear message that business as usual just doesn't cut it anymore, and that the public demands more radical reformers like Bernie Sanders
3. Against expansion of trade deals which destroy American industry
4. Slightly less likely to be giant wall street shill
5. Widely hated by both dems and his own party, making it less likely he can gently caress things up domestically

So someone who liked Bernie's positions on healthcare, student loans, wall street regulations, etc. would be better off voting for Trump?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Which one will legalize heroin?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Goodpancakes posted:

I hope your flat tax plan includes some job retraining funds: millions of people work in the tax preparing and accounting industry

when was the last time the government made a decision that reduced bureaucracy lol

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Senor Dog posted:

So someone who liked Bernie's positions on healthcare, student loans, wall street regulations, etc. would be better off voting for Trump?



you know those gameshows where you can either take home a bunch of lovely corporate-packaged consolation prizes that nobody actually wants, or trade it all for what's-in-the-box ?



Trump's policies are inside the box :iiam:

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Apoplexy posted:

Yeah, the NWO is rigging the vote. That's why Trump's going to lose by a landslide. They're also rigging the polls. Which ones? ALL OF THEM!

If you don't believe in a conglormate of companies and powerful people that meet together and plot on world domination then you're absolutely loving crazy.

Oh wait it's You, yeah you're the sick gently caress defending a pedophile murderer. So if you say the illuminati is not real then they're definitely real. Everything that comes out of your mouth is a loving lie just like yo main bitch Hillary.

I hope during world war 3 they take everybody like you and put them in extermination camps. The human race has had too much inbreeding and you're definitely one of them.

Youre white trash filth. I could walk through your gene pool in flip flops and not get my feet wet. Your existence is from hundreds of years of evil people loving their distant relatives. You are the Mos Eisley of people.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

skeletonotherkin posted:

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but this is why Gary Johnson, and the Libertarian Party loving suck

https://www.nsfwcorp.com/dispatch/gary-johnson-swindle/

The point isn't to get him elected, the point is to get the party more money so they can put somebody better up there in 4 years and hopefully reach a national debate stage. We know he's terrible.

Baby steps.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

EugeneJ posted:

The point isn't to get him elected, the point is to get the party more money so they can put somebody better up there in 4 years and hopefully reach a national debate stage. We know he's terrible.

Baby steps.

Libertarians are garbage people. It's all a scam by ultra rich to deregulate society so we can live in a corporate Hellscape. Uhh I mean a corporate hellscape even worse than America. Your hopes and dreams are for nothing. You have invested your heart into a lost cause. It's not even a forlorn hope. It's a ball of confusion sent to you by your masters and you are a slave to their madness. They don't even believe in them why do you?

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
Goldman sachs is more of a danger to the US than ISIS.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Told Two Times posted:

Libertarians are garbage people. It's all a scam by ultra rich to deregulate society so we can live in a corporate Hellscape. Uhh I mean a corporate hellscape even worse than America. Your hopes and dreams are for nothing. You have invested your heart into a lost cause. It's not even a forlorn hope. It's a ball of confusion sent to you by your masters and you are a slave to their madness. They don't even believe in them why do you?

I'm voting Donald Trump for president.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I'm voting for Hillary Clinton.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Michael Bayleaf posted:

I'm voting for Donald Trump.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Told Two Times posted:

Libertarians are garbage people. It's all a scam by ultra rich to deregulate society so we can live in a corporate Hellscape. Uhh I mean a corporate hellscape even worse than America. Your hopes and dreams are for nothing. You have invested your heart into a lost cause. It's not even a forlorn hope. It's a ball of confusion sent to you by your masters and you are a slave to their madness. They don't even believe in them why do you?

Sounds like Making America great again!

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

EugeneJ posted:

I'm voting Donald Trump for president.

Hell yeah dude.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Ramsus posted:

can't wait for all the baby tears when trump wins

there are so many of us voting that don't talk about it

hes got the bitter white failure vote yes this is not a secret

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

whoflungpoop posted:

hes got the bitter white failure vote yes this is not a secret

I'm a Creole success story. Rags to riches. I create the world i live in. God is my only true enemy. Everything else I can defeat. I walk the razors edge. I gently caress bad bitches make lots of money and I like to cuddle and eat pussy.

I'm voting for Donald trump.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

skeletonotherkin posted:

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but this is why ___________ , and the __________ Party loving suck

https://www.google.com/

Toadvine has issued a correction as of 03:06 on Oct 24, 2016

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
ITT a bunch of crybaby LF shitposters are upset because the U.S. isn't instituting full communism now and think we're all stupid for trying to elect a moderate that will at least move the country some part to the left in a divisive election and would rather fall on their sword for a socialist who never had a chance at getting elected

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

ColoradoCleric posted:

ITT a bunch of crybaby LF shitposters are upset because the U.S. isn't instituting full communism now and think we're all stupid for trying to elect a moderate that will at least move the country some part to the left in a divisive election and would rather fall on their sword for a socialist who never had a chance at getting elected

Do you lust for nuclear war and spending $88 billion dollars to establish a tax credit that will reimburse people who endure large medical bills under Obamacare while their premiums continue to soar

feller
Jul 5, 2006


EugeneJ posted:

Do you lust for nuclear war and spending $88 billion dollars to establish a tax credit that will reimburse people who endure large medical bills under Obamacare while their premiums continue to soar

What's the alternative to obamacare? Were premiums basically staying level before it? What's the "replace" part of "repeal and replace" that Trump mentioned?

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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I also don't understand how sometimes the president has to compromise their vision in order to get something written into a law by congress.

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