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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

anthonypants posted:

what's a dick hertz

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/788261855/twelve-months-of-dick-photoshoot


March

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
i run an engineering lab at work and i have to make sure all our signage is right or else i get dinged by quality and our auditors

Graff
May 10, 2012

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

protip: if you're in junior high and the school bully asks u this, DON'T SAY OK

u will truly be in for mega hurts

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Graff posted:

u will truly be in for mega hurts

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lomarf

http://petapixel.com/2016/10/21/popular-selfie-stick-kickstarter-copied-undercut-china-record-time/

Kickstarter is a goldmine for unscrupulous Chinese manufacturers

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Ouch that's rough.

Copycats so fast that you end up looking like you're reselling off alibaba, that's rough.


Also NEAR MISS but I almost idly asked how much weight that added to a phone; realized with embarrassment that I almost referred to weight when I meant mass. God is my face red

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



lol if you think that the kickstarter wasn't just someone selling that selfie stick for 8 times the price.

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
I can't help but imagine the feeling of having a copycat nail your poo poo as described though.

But gently caress anyone who tries to pull the victim card like that for actually reselling.

The Eyes Have It fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Oct 24, 2016

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
competitive advantage! whats that!

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
A kickstarter for a stick taped to a phone case.

I mean if your product idea is so shallow that all someone has to do is eyeball your concept photos to recreate it, your IP probably shouldnt be protected.

A lot of high end racing quadcopter designs get copied and sold on banggood before the official one is released now, for a third of the price or less, but they're all just flat 2d designs on carbon fiber, and often the design is so thin and minimal now that you can't argue in favor of the original designer for stuff like CF quality (since they're all gonna snap when they hit a tree at 60mph regardless of how nice your cf sheets were). The US vendors still sell plenty because of the shipping time and better support, and some guys manage to work out deals with the chinese manufacturers to differentiate product

moron izzard fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Oct 24, 2016

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
I don't actually disagree with any of that stuff, I just can't help but think it would suck for an otherwise on the level person to learn it the hard way. I mean there's business failures and sure and that's life but now you get the added bonus of people on the internet lighting molotovs and sending you death threats and poo poo, and everyone who ever googles your name thinks you're a scammer because of course you used your real name, etc because you were on the level following the normal steps.

If it happened because you tried to pull something then there's an element of play stupid games win stupid prizes but if not then man I just think it's a heavy price for simply being kinda clueless.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

such a missed opportunity for "stretch goals" :goatsecx:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Mister Sinewave posted:

I don't actually disagree with any of that stuff, I just can't help but think it would suck for an otherwise on the level person to learn it the hard way. I mean there's business failures and sure and that's life but now you get the added bonus of people on the internet lighting molotovs and sending you death threats and poo poo, and everyone who ever googles your name thinks you're a scammer because of course you used your real name, etc because you were on the level following the normal steps.

If it happened because you tried to pull something then there's an element of play stupid games win stupid prizes but if not then man I just think it's a heavy price for simply being kinda clueless.

I dunno, it doesn't seem like he's getting accused of being a scammer except by a few nut jobs on the kickstarter page.

his biggest failure is not seeing this coming. in the cell phone accessory business a cheap Chinese knockoff is an absolute certainty for any product with even the slightest wiff of success. doubly so for the selfie stick market.

there is also approximately zero chance to get a patent because the basic concept has been around since the 80s (or earlier if you realize that a monopod is basically selfie stick with additional functionality)

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
https://twitter.com/stef/status/789819107067719680

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

Shifty Pony posted:

there is also approximately zero chance to get a patent because the basic concept has been around since the 80s (or earlier if you realize that a monopod is basically selfie stick with additional functionality)

Jesus, only a mentally ill and/or criminally stubborn naive person would seriously contemplate engaging the patent process for that thing.

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016

Mister Sinewave posted:

Jesus, only a mentally ill and/or criminally stubborn naive person would seriously contemplate engaging the patent process for that thing.

that covers like 90% of kickstarter

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/791030547980189697

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
I need to crowdfund my fine artisan toilet paper

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

lancemantis posted:

I need to crowdfund my fine artisan toilet paper

but we already get you're posts for free

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Migishu posted:

but we already get you're posts for free

that's why the paper is needed

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
Someone has to provide material to clean up your shitposting

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
the someone is radium and the material is the gas and ban buttons

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

i can kinda see it as an attempt to push the limits of how fancy you can get before it's not a composition notebook anymore. It looks cool and seems like it would be usable for it's intended purpose (bragging to other paper nerds).

gonna keep using my green Federal Supply Service hardbound RECORD books though.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/703752115/kickstarted-in-the-butt-a-chuck-tingle-digital-adv
121
backers
$5,125
pledged of $69,420 goal
21
days to go

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


:woop:

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Oh gently caress yes. Backed! :cabot:

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
the most hosed up thing is their $69 tier adds $5-$10 for shipping

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

anthonypants posted:

the most hosed up thing is their $69 tier adds $5-$10 for shipping

hosed up but true

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Improbable Lobster posted:

hosed up butt, true

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

text me

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


the more i think about this, the more it's bad
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2029950924/holovect-holographic-vector-display?ref=profile_created

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
when i see the phrase "Holographic Vector Display" i immediately think of the virtual boy

Su-Su-Sudoko
Oct 25, 2007

what stands in the way becomes the way


idk it looks pretty cool???
and totally useless

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
their indiegogo is live https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/killing-my-friend-a-co-op-action-movie-shooter-videogames/

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Su-Su-Sudoko posted:

idk it looks pretty cool???
and totally useless

its ok, things that aren't even real are by default useless

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

lancemantis posted:

its ok, things that aren't even real are by default useless

are you saying the thing doesn't work ?
if anything they have a cool 70s futuristic look going on for their boxes

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfVS-npfVuY

evilcat
May 16, 2009
Someone has made a watch for kickstarter that doesn't actually do anything, like tell the time.
$55 for the cheapest watch, $40,000 total wanted for the most useless watch.

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

lol at the magnifying segment on the crystal over where the date window should be, I can't tell if that's deliberate or if those crystals are just cheaper.

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Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
really can't wait to read complaints for the missed ship dates on the "time is irrelevant" braclet

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