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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


this was in a washington post comment:

There are many GOP ducks coming out of the loo,
Weak ones, stupid ones, Kellyanne too,
But the one Donald duck with the mop hairdo,
He poops on them all 'cause it's what he likes to do.

ed:it balls

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
actually this all makes perfect sense since ducks gently caress dead things too

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
im glad that, somehow, donald trump's candidacy led me to this wiki article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_ducks

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i got some serious quacktions 4 hillary

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


actually the same guy keeps posting more and more on that one wp thread

Trumpty Dumpty's high chair is too tall,
Trumpty is frightened 'cause he doesn't want to fall,
All of Trumpty's friends and Kellyanne too,
Are doomed because Trumpty will meet his Waterloo!

Donald Dump read the latest poll,
Showing he is falling into a black hole,
Kellyanne and all of her friends,
Need to put a straightjacket on him again.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I wonder just how terribly trump has to be treating conway by now, like, loving horribly
https://twitter.com/margarita/status/790672401344372736

quote:

One credible theory I've heard before is that Trump responds to the things he sees on the news, and one of the ways for Conway to keep him in line is to appear on the news shows herself and kind of steer Trump in the right direction that way.
Sounds about right.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Zyla posted:

why no talk about the lady duck vagina?? that thing's got FAKEOUT POCKETS and is like a MAZE

whats the evolutionary advantage for this I wonder

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

this duck stuff is a big deal
im not sure hillary can feather the storm

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

whats the evolutionary advantage for this I wonder

nature's just having a giggle

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

:laugh:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

a fleshy snood posted:

im glad that, somehow, donald trump's candidacy led me to this wiki article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_ducks

i just learned from that

that there is a duck

in the sonic universe



its not so far removed from DA fandom...

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
what the ufck is this illuminati NWO globalist duck doing in my children's cartoons. loving Flintheart Glomgold?????

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

whats the evolutionary advantage for this I wonder

advantage? more like evolution went haywire and the ducks are desperately evolving to survive


no, we shouldnt go down this road

no, we can do better than the superbowl thread :goonsay:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/scrowder/status/790689380352552961

Of course

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

What's the betting Trump turns his stump speeches into promotion for his TV network? After all, it would be kind of circular. Remember how Fiorina and Carson only started their runs as book tours. What a bunch of grifters....

Colosmicon
Jan 5, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

i just learned from that

that there is a duck

in the sonic universe



its not so far removed from DA fandom...

each new sonic game is just fanfiction of the previous sonic game

much like duck dicks, sonic the hedgehog is constantly evolving to survive the corporate hellscape of video game brands

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



gee Trump sure seems to be focusing his energy on people who haven't declared they intend to ignore him going forward

I wonder if he's hoping he can find a target to rant about that hasn't taken out both his knees and rubbed sand in his eyes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

triple sulk posted:

i told yall the duck dick thing led to an unstoppable torrent of discussion

but no you didnt believe me

first texas, then patrick warburton, now this

goddamnit

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

whats the evolutionary advantage for this I wonder

They can reconfigure that poo poo in real-time like a loving minotaur if they actually want to mate with the thing that's raping them. Otherwise it's Sideshow Bob with the rakes for Mr. Duck Dick.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

whats the evolutionary advantage for this I wonder

literally to prevent duck rape

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
so what the gently caress is up with trump atm

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

sounds like hillarys just wingin it

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

IronicDongz posted:

so what the gently caress is up with thread atm

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://twitter.com/jennaANjax/status/790662962490990592

Trump is a thin skinned enormous baby

Since the 3rd debate he's literally run out of at least 2 interviews and has refused the rest unless he's promised Hannity-style leading softballs

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
this election season isn't all it's quacked up to be

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Epic High Five posted:

Trump is a thin skinned enormous baby

Yeah, but

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/790698457010806784

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

donald never did quite fit the bill

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TOOTH

LIKE

SERRATIONS

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
what the gently caress

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Ah, more projecting :allears:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

can't believe nobody else made this

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

IronicDongz posted:

so what the gently caress is up with trump atm

at this moment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxkkCC0CeLk

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/NoahGrayCNN/status/790698327641841664

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

what the gently caress

Ducks are hosed up little dudes.

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

LinYutang posted:

the revisionist history around "clinton was always gonna win" is gonna be amazing, as though the entire Dem apparatus wasn't making GBS threads itself around the first debate

Don't forget two thirds of this thread

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
night crew roll call

LASTGIRL (the ik)
TURDFUZZ (what a cool ape)
BALOOGAN (peckerwood)
ALLLLLLLLL!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

TOOTH

LIKE

SERRATIONS

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

guess hillarys no fan of quackers oatmeal

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anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one

Epic High Five posted:

TOOTH

LIKE

SERRATIONS

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