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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
HEY SEATTLE I BET C-MIKE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A TOUCHDOWN AND WON THE GAME.

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I went up against:

Andrew Luck
Randall Cobb
Frank Gore
Julio Jones
Jay Ajayi
Seahawks D
Chris Boswell



Yeah there was no way I was winning this week.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I need 9 points from DT in standard PPR to have my third straight 2-0 week, feeling good!

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Melvin Gordon with his 33 points is singlehandedly going to get me a win in the league I completely DGAF about, and defeat me in the one with the biggest payout where I desperately needed a victory.

fantasy.txt

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
I loving KNEW the Cards/Hawks would end up being a goddamn stalemate.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004

Doppelganger posted:

I loving KNEW the Cards/Hawks would end up being a goddamn stalemate.

So they tell me of this place called "Las Vegas"

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
I need Emmanuel Sanders to get less than 15 tonight in order to stay tied for first (in record) after a miserable week of BYEs and Injuries. Ugh this is going to be a nailbiter.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

MrSargent posted:

I need Emmanuel Sanders to get less than 15 tonight in order to stay tied for first (in record) after a miserable week of BYEs and Injuries. Ugh this is going to be a nailbiter.

Same but 10 pts in half point PPR

We're sweating this one together my friend :f5:

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Oh yeah? Well I need 42 from Sanders in PPR, so buckle up bitches. Manny's going off.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
Also, CJA needs to get less than 13 PPR points

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I'd like to order one Nuk < 6 points, and a side of Siemien <15 points, please and thanks.

E: Oh also a Broncos win. Ok, great thanks.

Mikey Purp fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Oct 24, 2016

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
I need Lamar Miller and Derek Wolfe to outscore Von Miller by 1. I'm cautiously optimistic.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

MrSargent posted:

I need Emmanuel Sanders to get less than 15 tonight in order to stay tied for first (in record) after a miserable week of BYEs and Injuries. Ugh this is going to be a nailbiter.

I need 7+ from Thomas in non-PPR so I would be totally fine if he's the only one who gets any Denver targets.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I need Brandon McManus to outscore Lamar Miller and CJ Anderson by 3 points lol

Glad I started Allen Robinson over Crabtree. I deserve this

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Bortles is literally worse than Jay Cutler. Put in Chad Henne.

Samu
Jan 11, 2010

The only thing I hate more than hippie neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they grow up to become.

Jota posted:

I need Brandon McManus to outscore Lamar Miller and CJ Anderson by 3 points lol

Glad I started Allen Robinson over Crabtree. I deserve this

If it's any consolation, Brandon "Down the Gooch" McManus is the best kicker under 40 in the NFL.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Need a big night from miller tonight.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
#FreeNuk

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

My opponent started Fuller over Hopkins so I am totally down with this sort of thing.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

How about anyone catch the ball for a gain? On either team.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I really need Lamar Miller to kick it into high gear tonight.

Also I will sign on to #FreeNuk.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Haha so I go to check the box score, check up on Hopkins even though I benched him.

1 rec, 5 targets, 5 yards.

Big swing and a miss right there boys.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Leperflesh posted:

How about anyone catch the ball for a gain? On either team.

Nope. This is just fine.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



Santheb posted:

Haha so I go to check the box score, check up on Hopkins even though I benched him.

1 rec, 5 targets, 5 yards.

Big swing and a miss right there boys.

His targets have been way off though, like not even close.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Chernabog posted:

His targets have been way off though, like not even close.

The Brock Osweiler Effect I presume

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Santheb posted:

The Brock Osweiler Effect I presume

Yup

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
Please give me a DT TD so I don't have to watch the rest of this game. tia.

EDIT: YES! WORK LEAGUE TURNIN' A CORNER.

Inspector_666 fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Oct 25, 2016

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Blue was passing the eye test until that

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Holy poo poo, did I just hear the Texans RT tore both of his patellar tendons?

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Yup. Hellacious. You can't even use a crutch while you're healing.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
YESSSSS I needed Lamar Miller to eat a big fat dick and by god he delivered.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Welp I went 0-4 this weekend. gently caress the texans, ugh. Also the Jets. And the titans. And I dunno what to do with Maclin.

Why do I waste so much of my life on this dumb passtime.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin

Leperflesh posted:

Welp I went 0-4 this weekend. gently caress the texans, ugh. Also the Jets. And the titans. And I dunno what to do with Maclin.

Why do I waste so much of my life on this dumb passtime.

I'm 0-5 this week, I feel your pain. gently caress the Texans and gently caress me for relying on their players to do something.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Just lost 92.80 to 92.74 :suicide:

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Spoeank posted:

Same but 10 pts in half point PPR

We're sweating this one together my friend :f5:

Dude I am sorry. He put up 10.6 in half ppr...

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

MrSargent posted:

Dude I am sorry. He put up 10.6 in half ppr...

I looked again and what I thought was a 9.98 point gap was 10.98 points.

No stat corrections :pray:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I don't know why Im watching this garbage, but here I am.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Hunter Derrick Henry is eating :munch:

e: dammit too many similar names :argh:

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Oct 28, 2016

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Bellmaker posted:

Hunter Henry is eating :munch:

The Chargers are playing tonight?

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Jacksonville is in garbage time and it's only the second quarter.

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