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What if Max's fairy dust gave everyone in the world a little bit of Feral's power?
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Oct 24, 2016 05:16
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A reasonably good twist on this would be if after everything seems fine and Feral is happy, Allison finds out that forcing Max to use his power alerted whoever's disappearing superhumans, and he gets snatched away in the night. Huh, maybe that's why he kept it a secret. And Allison would have to live with the fact that she destroyed a man to help her friend. But that would be interesting and paint Allison as less than a perfect angel, so it ain't gonna happen.
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Oct 24, 2016 07:25
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I thought Patrick said the kids who got killed for having world changing powers were assassinated before any powers manifested. Presumably the shadow group just doesn't think his powers are worth doing anything about.
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:A reasonably good twist on this would be if after everything seems fine and Feral is happy, Allison finds out that forcing Max to use his power alerted whoever's disappearing superhumans, and he gets snatched away in the night. Huh, maybe that's why he kept it a secret. And Allison would have to live with the fact that she destroyed a man to help her friend. The general feeling is that, that's okay. Based on the comments at least. So many people are completely fine with her roughing up a dude to save her bff from a situation she willingly chose and wasn't actually life threatening, because he was an rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 24, 2016 08:38
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Galvanik posted:I thought Patrick said the kids who got killed for having world changing powers were assassinated before any powers manifested. Presumably the shadow group just doesn't think his powers are worth doing anything about. I still kind of hope that this whole time Patrick was lying out his rear end about that and there never was any conspiracy.
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Oct 25, 2016 02:07
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ManlyGrunting posted:I still kind of hope that this whole time Patrick was lying out his rear end about that and there never was any conspiracy. at this point that would be the most plausible explanation. so of course instead we'll be treated to something gloriously dumb like the CLEVIN 12.
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Oct 25, 2016 02:24
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ManlyGrunting posted:I still kind of hope that this whole time Patrick was lying out his rear end about that and there never was any conspiracy. Lying? Or just wrong? Could all these children with potentially-worldchanging powers all die coincidentally? ... well, yes. That's what 'coincidence' means.
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Oct 25, 2016 04:52
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CMON MAKE WITH THE TINY FERALS ALREADY
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Oct 25, 2016 09:03
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This is stupid 
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Oct 25, 2016 09:06
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It bothers me that I spotted exactly where this was going as soon as it was given out what Max's ability was. I usually don't think my ideas are very good and I don't like it when my nose gets rubbed in exactly how not-very-good they are  So wait if she regrows a heart in a minute how do they get it out in the first place, with a shovel?
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Oct 25, 2016 09:12
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Alison now think about solving world hunger. 
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Oct 25, 2016 09:19
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40 hours a month also doesn't seem like enough organs to even shift the backlog of organs needed in the US alone, at least not for many many years. Hundreds of thousands of people worldwide need organs right now.
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Oct 25, 2016 09:26
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Serene Dragon posted:40 hours a month also doesn't seem like enough organs to even shift the backlog of organs needed in the US alone, at least not for many many years. Hundreds of thousands of people worldwide need organs right now. Having enough surgeons to be able to keep up would still be an issue though. Then again, there's no need to let perfectly good organs go to waste.
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Oct 25, 2016 09:55
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Synthbuttrange posted:Alison now think about solving world hunger. I... I think she already has
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Oct 25, 2016 09:56
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That burger? That was your butt. I fed you your own butt Feral.
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Oct 25, 2016 10:01
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I'll be the one to point out the obvious: explanting organs is a difficult procedure that must be done slowly and Very Carefully to avoid damaging the organs themselves. If Feral regenerates 8-10 hearts per minute, or even a single one per minute, she's regenerating so fast that the scalpel cuts heal literally as soon as they've been made. Therefore, it should now be impossible to remove organs from her without literally ripping them out, which would make them useless for medical purposes. Unless the organs themselves regenerate even when they're taken out, which would mean that everyone who got one is now a superhuman with a regenerating heart / lung / liver / whatever. Good job, Allison!
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Oct 25, 2016 10:08
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Mikl posted:Unless the organs themselves regenerate even when they're taken out, which would mean that everyone who got one is now a superhuman with a regenerating heart / lung / liver / whatever. Everyone who got a transplant is slowly morphing into a Feral clone as the regeneration power is "healing" the rest of the body. Alternatively, a Feral clone grows around the organ, exploding out of the patient's body.
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Oct 25, 2016 10:37
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Maybe they have an industrial press that stamps into her torso like a cookie cutter and pulls the organ out (plus some surrounding tissue)
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Oct 25, 2016 11:47
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They shove a stick of dynamite up her rear end and when it blows her to bits all the hospital staff scrambles around scooping up all the bits frantically stuffing them into sealed jars
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Oct 25, 2016 11:58
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Where do these hearts come from? I mean mass-wise. I assume they constantly pump Feral with nutrients, but with this new rate we're talking several kilos of prime heart meat and God knows how much blood per hour. What I'm saying is that Feral is now always hungry, and no burger can sate this hunger.
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Oct 25, 2016 12:01
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Paladinus posted:Where do these hearts come from? I mean mass-wise. I assume they constantly pump Feral with nutrients, but with this new rate we're talking several kilos of prime heart meat and God knows how much blood per hour. What I'm saying is that Feral is now always hungry, and no burger can sate this hunger. We haven't seen Alison constantly eating, so maybe whatever allows her to fly allows Feral to regenerate. If her organs regenerate outside her body, she could just keep eating her heart into infinity.
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Oct 25, 2016 12:08
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Cat Mattress posted:Everyone who got a transplant is slowly morphing into a Feral clone as the regeneration power is "healing" the rest of the body. "God loving damnit, you've got to let me have my feral clones," Catt Mattress could be heard yelling from the writer's room. "You gotta let me have this!" Typical Pubbie fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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Oct 25, 2016 12:15
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Dogwood Fleet posted:We haven't seen Alison constantly eating, so maybe whatever allows her to fly allows Feral to regenerate. If her organs regenerate outside her body, she could just keep eating her heart into infinity. Japan could use this to create artificial meat islands.
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Oct 25, 2016 12:16
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That's so Japanese 
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Oct 25, 2016 12:32
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Why couldn't they have gone with the accidental Clevin castration idea I had
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Oct 25, 2016 12:35
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Paladinus posted:Where do these hearts come from? I mean mass-wise. Nowhere, it's magic. There's no way for these superpowers could operate without violating the laws of physics, so why bother attempting to explain them? Typical Pubbie posted:"God loving damnit, you've got to let me have my feral clones," Catt Mattress could be heard yelling from the writer's room. "You gotta let me have this!" 
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Oct 25, 2016 12:37
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Oct 25, 2016 12:55
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El oh el.
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Oct 25, 2016 13:09
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Oh man, ten hearts a minute? How does that even work. I can't even peel ten oranges in a minute let alone open heart surgery.
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Oct 25, 2016 13:48
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They had to outsource the surgery to Kano, guy works like a champ. Also I legit liked my idea better. 
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Oct 25, 2016 15:09
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It's still going to misfire horribly. At least it should.
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Oct 25, 2016 15:24
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How long does heart removal surgery take? Because the way she describes how her heart regenerates at one per minutes makes me think they barely have enough time to mortal kombat that poo poo
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Oct 25, 2016 15:43
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Sure is good to know that there's no stakes to worry about. So what now, back to jail for those murders she did, or do enough organs earn her a parole?
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Calaveron posted:How long does heart removal surgery take? Because the way she describes how her heart regenerates at one per minutes makes me think they barely have enough time to mortal kombat that poo poo Having thought about this for a minute which was ten times longer than this comic deserves anymore, I'm betting they still have that rig that keeps her open, one guy grabs the heart, and everyone else slashes up the veins/arteries/nerves/whatever else while grabber dude pulls. They probably wreck a few of them getting up to speed or change shifts, but so what? Hearts ain't valuable any more. You can probably remove a heart pretty fast when your team does the exact same procedure on the exact same patient hundreds of times per day and it doesn't actually matter if you have a 100% success rate. Basically for this to be 'real', stop thinking of them as surgeons and start thinking of them as slaughterhouse production line workers. Replace heart with whatever else and there you go. Another possibility is they might have one team just completely remove her entire organ sack and individual teams sort it out elsewhere. The hospital probably has an entire wing devoted to her as she's their golden goose.
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Oct 25, 2016 16:16
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Feral wanted to get right back on the table despite the agony. At least she is committed.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:41
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Paladinus posted:Japan could use this to create artificial meat islands. Or just use them to combat rising sea levels. Alison's helping the global climate change problem too!
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