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Backup Oboe posted:Jack, get out of here! YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist anymore! HAW HAW HAW.
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Phanatic posted:Finally a celebrity death in 2016 I can support: I hope he enjoys finally getting to meet his moon god.
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Basebf555 posted:There's like 8-10 rivalries that are "serious business" and they're all on the about the same level unless you're personally invested and then that's the one you think is the biggest. Is Florida v South Carolina that big to anyone? I went to USC for undergrad and the big one is Clemson, of course, but I'd put Georgia after that. I guess we have gotten our past couple of coaches from FL. I don't know, I just don't see it, maybe I'm a bad Gamecock. Emily Spinach has a new favorite as of 00:36 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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meiram posted:I went to USC There's only one USC and it is on the West Coast.
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Nebraska-Oklahoma was the best and then the Big 12 killed it.
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tying the college football rivalry discussion into actual schadenfreude, doesn't get any better than this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR7s2m5Z5GA and for a little bit of added context, alabama's kickers had been dogshit all game and they had to challenge to get that one second back on the clock
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Jesus Christ that reminds me why US football is such a horrible trash sport to watch, that was THREE MINUTES until the ball started moving again.
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Serephina posted:Jesus Christ that reminds me why US football is such a horrible trash sport to watch, that was THREE MINUTES until the ball started moving again. That's pretty much the only reason it's popular. Drink and bullshit for 5 minutes, watch the ball for a minute, repeat. It's a horrible sport, but good background noise.
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Dick Trauma posted:I hope he enjoys finally getting to meet his moon god. The only thing regrettable about this hateful rear end in a top hat's death is that he wasn't conscious to appreciate that beyond the last gasp there wasn't a heaven or a hell and just the nothingness of oblivion. I bet even if he'd gone to hell he'd feel vindicated, but he was wrong about everything. Lol.
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meiram posted:Is Florida v South Carolina that big to anyone? I went to USC for undergrad and the big one is Clemson, of course, but I'd put Georgia after that. I guess we have gotten our past couple of coaches from FL. I don't know, I just don't see it, maybe I'm a bad Gamecock. No. I have no idea what he's talking about and I've been a Gator fan for my entire life. It's FSU, then UGA, then you can argue the rest of the order from there. Maybe he means because Spurrier was at South Carolina for a while...? I have no idea.
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im pooping! posted:aftermath of football rivalry derail 
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Panfilo posted:*sees kids sandcastle * Wrong giant bird. The one that's taken over the umbrella is a cassowary. The name is an Aboriginal word which literally translates as "murder bird". They don't so much panic as be the cause of panic in others.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Wrong giant bird. The one that's taken over the umbrella is a cassowary. That one however is just stealing grapes
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Cassowaries are basically modern velociraptors.
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Jamfrost posted:Cassowaries are basically modern velociraptors. Cassowaries are funny enough much, much larger than velociraptors, and not that much smaller than the deinonychus that Jurassic Park actually based their velociraptors on.
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Pretty good freude here. Fight in the classroom, teacher gets hit, so dude in the headphones steps in to stop it. https://twitter.com/B1goingD1/status/790612252806279169
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Dick Trauma posted:I hope he enjoys finally getting to meet his moon god. The saddest thing about there not being an afterlife is that Jack Chick will never get the realization that there isn't one.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Pretty good freude here. Fight in the classroom, teacher gets hit, so dude in the headphones steps in to stop it. I want to buy that kid's mother a nice present
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More football schadenfreude: my child goes to the same high school I did. A few days back, I, my wife, and our other kids were at the football game supporting our child. They were playing against the actual high school football team from the movie "Friday Night Lights", and our scrappy little high school happens to be the one that knocked them out of the playoffs last year. The other team is playing super seriously, taking a few cheap shots, and generally being dicks. Even their marching band is seriously overblown, and causes halftime to go way beyond its allotted time limits with their grand scale performance. Thanks to a couple of turnovers, the other team has managed to gain a small lead with very little time remaining in the game. In an astonishing scoring drive, featuring the same star player that helped knock them out of the playoffs last year, a last-second touchdown by our team for the victory shut them and their enormous marching band up but good. This marks the first time I've cared about the outcome of a football game, if only because they were being aggressive and risking injury to our team members needlessly.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Pretty good freude here. Fight in the classroom, teacher gets hit, so dude in the headphones steps in to stop it. I am proud of that boy.
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Random Stranger posted:The saddest thing about there not being an afterlife is that Jack Chick will never get the realization that there isn't one. I'm pretty sure the universe will create a hell since it's dramatically appropriate that he goes there.
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im pooping! posted:aftermath of football rivalry derail I'm the most subtle troll ever, I slipped a non-rivalry in there because I knew some rear end in a top hat would feel the need to correct me! Actually no, I really thought South Carolina had a thing with Florida, but that must be because of the Spurrier thing. South Carolina got really good for a few years there and those games were a big deal, but I guess that's over with. All of these rivalries are cyclical, basically.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Pretty good freude here. Fight in the classroom, teacher gets hit, so dude in the headphones steps in to stop it. I've been staring at those words for like 5 minutes and I still can't figure out what that sentence is supposed to mean. e: football chat.. Nebraska vs Oklahoma on Thanksgiving Day was the best rivalry game for like 30 years, gently caress the Big12 for killing it
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Enos Cabell posted:I've been staring at those words for like 5 minutes and I still can't figure out what that sentence is supposed to mean. "The teacher raised his grade and said "you owe me one", so he repaid her by flattening the guy who hit her."
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Subjunctive posted:"The teacher raised his grade and said "you owe me one", so he repaid her by flattening the guy who hit her." OMG thank you. I was trying to figure out what words F and B stood for, and it was breaking my brain.
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I got straight fives in school! Weird! I got letters! Same but mine was just pass/fail!! Okay here's the derail it ends here -----------------------------------------------------------
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Enos Cabell posted:OMG thank you. I was trying to figure out what words F and B stood for, and it was breaking my brain. I really hope you're from a country that doesn't grade on a letter system or you never went to public school because you had to help ma and pa on the farm.
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The best schadenfreude would be for Jack Chick to go to Heaven, see all the Muslims, Jews, Atheists, and DnD players there. When he goes to complain to St. Peter or whatever, he's told that pretty much everyone makes it to Heaven, Hell is not so much a fire pit as it is a north European correctional facility, and that he wasn't influential enough to be sent there. Also he has to get a job as a pizza delivery guy and keeps getting tipped with his own tracts.
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I really hope you're from a country that doesn't grade on a letter system or you never went to public school because you had to help ma and pa on the farm. Nope, just tired and dumb this morning!
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freeedr posted:More football schadenfreude: my child goes to the same high school I did. A few days back, I, my wife, and our other kids were at the football game supporting our child. They were playing against the actual high school football team from the movie "Friday Night Lights", and our scrappy little high school happens to be the one that knocked them out of the playoffs last year. The other team is playing super seriously, taking a few cheap shots, and generally being dicks. Even their marching band is seriously overblown, and causes halftime to go way beyond its allotted time limits with their grand scale performance. Thanks to a couple of turnovers, the other team has managed to gain a small lead with very little time remaining in the game. In an astonishing scoring drive, featuring the same star player that helped knock them out of the playoffs last year, a last-second touchdown by our team for the victory shut them and their enormous marching band up but good. This marks the first time I've cared about the outcome of a football game, if only because they were being aggressive and risking injury to our team members needlessly. The schadenfreude is on me for taking the time to read this post.
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