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Outrail posted:Are Asian Americans in the USA discriminated against beyond stereotypical 'Oh you're Asian? What part? Do you eat noodles? Ok cool, well anyway...' Some of them are getting screwed w/r/t university admissions but at least they're not getting shot by cops. dont mean to sound like im excusing it Away all Goats fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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I live in the US, in a city with a lot of Chinese immigrants. I live in an apartment of 8 units, and over the past few years most of my neighbors have been Chinese. I never really noticed them doing anything strange until these new people moved in over the summer. They don't speak English and every time I try to say hi, or wave or smile or any kind of communication, they just stare at me. The one guy just stands in the parking lot smoking all day and stares at me and my kids in the creepiest way, and he has no sense of personal space, he'll stand like 2 feet away just staring. Anyway, over the summer these new people kept leaving raw meat outside. On the parking curb, hanging from the chain link fence, or sitting beside a dumpster in the parking lot. But by the end of the day after it's been swarmed by flies they take it back inside to presumably eat it. I also find strange boxes of seeds and unidentified vegetables all around the common areas of the apartment building. They use the same fence to hang their underwear everyday too. Oh and their kids have drawn dozens of alphabets all over the outside of the building. I don't really care so much except for the festering meat outside next to my car. Is this kind of poo poo normal in China, or are these people just extra weird?
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Smoremaster posted:Is this kind of poo poo normal in China, or are these people just extra weird? The meat is the only thing that makes me scratch my head. Everything else is in no way out of the ordinary.
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Smoremaster posted:
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Smoremaster posted:I live in the US, in a city with a lot of Chinese immigrants. I live in an apartment of 8 units, and over the past few years most of my neighbors have been Chinese. I never really noticed them doing anything strange until these new people moved in over the summer. They don't speak English and every time I try to say hi, or wave or smile or any kind of communication, they just stare at me. The one guy just stands in the parking lot smoking all day and stares at me and my kids in the creepiest way, and he has no sense of personal space, he'll stand like 2 feet away just staring. Anyway, over the summer these new people kept leaving raw meat outside. On the parking curb, hanging from the chain link fence, or sitting beside a dumpster in the parking lot. But by the end of the day after it's been swarmed by flies they take it back inside to presumably eat it. I also find strange boxes of seeds and unidentified vegetables all around the common areas of the apartment building. They use the same fence to hang their underwear everyday too. Oh and their kids have drawn dozens of alphabets all over the outside of the building. I don't really care so much except for the festering meat outside next to my car. I nearly took a photo of some floor fish the other day It was fishes, butterflied, on the street. Literally along the kerb. Not on a sheet or in a basket, straight on the pavement. I think they were drying them. No sign near it, nobody watching over it, I nearly stood on it, and the nearest shop was way back from the road, a good 30 feet or more away. So I can believe your meat leavers
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paperchaseguy posted:AMERICA: Our worst critics prefer to stay.  unironically
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Outrail posted:Are Asian Americans in the USA discriminated against beyond stereotypical 'Oh you're Asian? What part? Do you eat noodles? Ok cool, well anyway...' paperchaseguy posted:AMERICA: Our worst critics prefer to stay. Blistex posted:Ok, I'll let everyone resume race chat. 
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It's true and good to rail against racism in north america, or anywhere. I just love it when idiots who haven't known anything other than new-world racism go all wikileaks and act like the US is the worst and only source of racism and injustice and problematic behavior in the world to the point that they'll bend over backwards to excuse the same behavior from anyone who isn't a white american.
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Deceitful Penguin posted:Hmmmm, yes, that's why you have these huge influxes of people from the rich western part of the world oh wait People in the rich western part of the world aren't even close to America's worst critics. Few countries hate America anywhere near as much as we hate ourselves and each other.
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I don't know about worst critics but America's most insufferable critics are often European
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Fojar38 posted:I don't know about worst critics but America's most insufferable critics are often European Being insufferable is their culture, please respect it.
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School Nickname posted:What the hell is in soju that makes Koreans puke so goddamn much? Granted I'm more of a pint person than a liquor lush, but is it down to the fact that it's cheaper than water? Soju is garbage methylated spirit full of sugar, and Koreans for the most part drink like it's freshman year of college their entire lives. Also there's the insistence on eating constantly while drinking which is helpful to a point but then just turns into vomit fuel.
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How does Korea stack up with Russia in terms of the consequences of the alcoholism? Because it really ruins lives and kills a ton of people there, so I'm curious if Korea some how managed to keep its self as a "functional alcoholic" rather than "dead at 60"
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Fojar38 posted:I don't know about worst critics but America's most insufferable critics are often European A lot of America's worst problems are macabre curiosities to rich euros. Our healthcare? Sounds scary and terrible, don't know why they put up with it. Ask me about our healthcare? Let me show you my monthly payment for the appendectomy I had last year. Yes, I had insurance. gently caress America's healthcare in its rotten rear end.
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Baronjutter posted:It's true and good to rail against racism in north america, or anywhere. I just love it when idiots who haven't known anything other than new-world racism go all wikileaks and act like the US is the worst and only source of racism and injustice and problematic behavior in the world to the point that they'll bend over backwards to excuse the same behavior from anyone who isn't a white american. this isn't just for racism but like, people in north america get absolutely incensed about poo poo that seems so mundane. like i posted this video yesterday. it is people absolutely losing their poo poo because they want to be gender neutral? or gender pronoun neutral? i can't really follow it. but like my wife was listening to this and kinda watching and she was like "what are they arguing about?" and i tried to explain it to her and she was like "who cares" and i was like "ya". like the girl who flipped her poo poo at yale who felt the need to be "safe" from halloween costumes. when i was on the boston to seattle flight in july i sat next to a lady who was literally having an emotional meltdown because alaskan airlines made her check one of her carry ons for the flight because there wasn't enough space in the overhead compartments. i mean she was insufferable. i wanted to like, buy her a drink or something, but i didn't know if that would rile her up more. she spent like 45 minutes on Yelp or whatever dumb site you do reviews on just absolutely blasting alaskan airlines, one star across the board, how could they do this to her, etc. i wanted to be like "dude u r literally sitting in a chair in the sky and are going to end up on the other side of the country in four and a half hrs, chill for a sec" but i doubt it would have done any good. i have two cousins that are adopted from asia, and i've been out with one of them and a few times people have been like "do you speak english" to one of them, and she's like 16 and she's like "yeah, i grew up here" and they are like "oh, ok". i can't interpret other people's experiences and i can't say how they feel, of course i know that, but that doesn't seem so egregious to me. you're always going to have dumb, narrow-minded people in the world all over the place. i don't think we will ever be rid of that. someone yelling "GO BACK TO CHINA!" to an asian dude who is just standing on the sidewalk with his family is loving despicable, but a lot of the outrage that came out after with people being like "someone asked me if i know karate" just doesn't seem all that outrage-inducing to me when black people are literally being murdered by police officers on a weekly basis and most likely have grandparents who lived in a time where segregation was legal. is the united states perfect? no, it never will be, so this whole idea of "wow i can't believe it is 2016 and this is still happening" is so dumb to me, because it's never going to fully stop. but like, if the most egregious thing that has ever happened to you is that someone asked you if you know karate, or you saw a halloween costume you didn't like, it doesn't seem like it's all that bad? im a straight white male, what do i know. the outrage just seems so disproportionate for everything in north america, like colin kaepernick taking a knee, or the lady on alaskan airlines, or "i can't believe someone asked if i ate noodles today!" i've been gone for like 8 years though, and i think that's when it started getting kinda hectic and crazy with social media and outrage culture and all that poo poo, so i've largely missed it
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One could argue that that sense of outrage over many things, even ridiculous, can be an overall positive driving force for good things. Then again there's an idea that things like gender pronouns and such, while quite important to a tiny amount of people, are being used as a distraction from more serious life or death social/economic problems and allowing people to wrap them selves up in these problems to feel hyper progressive while ignoring the big problems.
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Baronjutter posted:How does Korea stack up with Russia in terms of the consequences of the alcoholism? Because it really ruins lives and kills a ton of people there, so I'm curious if Korea some how managed to keep its self as a "functional alcoholic" rather than "dead at 60" Russia seems to have worse consequences but I don't know how to quantify it? Like Korea is a more or less functional society and people aren't dropping dead from the booze so much. Korea does have the world's highest stomach cancer rate, which is probably a combination of the booze and all the pickled stuff. They do hide it more. I met a lot of people who genuinely believe in fan death, but fan death is also a convenient, common face-saving excuse for suicide or alcohol poisoning.
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Baronjutter posted:One could argue that that sense of outrage over many things, even ridiculous, can be an overall positive driving force for good things. Then again there's an idea that things like gender pronouns and such, while quite important to a tiny amount of people, are being used as a distraction from more serious life or death social/economic problems and allowing people to wrap them selves up in these problems to feel hyper progressive while ignoring the big problems. that's kinda my point. like we have a shitton of issues in the united states, in north america, and in the world, and i rarely if ever see any of my friends get fired up about any of them. climate change for example. i have like one or two friends who post about environmental stuff on facebook. but when the colin kaepernick situation came out, my facebook lit up about if you can take a knee during the national anthem. this was a disastrously major talking point for so many people. idgi
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Baronjutter posted:How does Korea stack up with Russia in terms of the consequences of the alcoholism? Because it really ruins lives and kills a ton of people there, so I'm curious if Korea some how managed to keep its self as a "functional alcoholic" rather than "dead at 60"
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The Great Autismo! posted:that's kinda my point. like we have a shitton of issues in the united states, in north america, and in the world, and i rarely if ever see any of my friends get fired up about any of them. climate change for example. i have like one or two friends who post about environmental stuff on facebook. but when the colin kaepernick situation came out, my facebook lit up about if you can take a knee during the national anthem. this was a disastrously major talking point for so many people. idgi There's a portion of formerly right thinking people who have made what was once a temporary linguistic weapon, that of hystericalizing rhetoric, a frontline habit of how they do business. There's a difference between a guy insisting on calling Muhammed Ali by his old name and someone not upending their basic grammar to use made up pronouns so you can feel smug in your victory of defaults. Two people getting drunk and screwing in a dorm bed isn't rape and issues of "consent" are divided on degrees, there is no absolutism like that in real human interactions, it's a legal fiction to imagine there are. Typing "fag" on the forums doesn't have anything to do with tying a Wyoming teen to a fence. And commonality in all of those things is that there are people who go apeshit on you if you question the frame of the argument itself, they demand you answer "Do you still beat your wife?" with a yes or no only, and if you don't they sit down on the floor and shriek. Outrage should be reserved for the actually outrageous. Labeling misdemeanors with terms that refer to 20 year mandatory type crimes just cheapens the terminology at the top end. Etc. raton fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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No no, I wanted the uncle that tells you slightly sexist/racist stories but is still cool, not out of touch grandpas
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So I was searching to see if there are any abandoned school sites in Hong Kong (there's one by my place that has excellent transport connections but it was taken over by a church) and found this link from seven years ago. I'm posting it here because it's topical AND I know the guys who run this school. I've edited it to explain a bit for those who don't live here (e.g. most) and added commentary. http://hongkong.asiaxpat.com/forums/living-in-or-moving-to-hong-kong/threads/132986/school-needs-to-ban-children-from-playing/ quote:Expatriate children at an international primary school in Pui O (a rural beach village) on Lantau Island (where Hong Kong International Airport is; the airport and the Tung Chung New Town are in the north while this Pui O place is beyond the mountains, in the south). are in no doubt about what the locals think of their school. "NO NOISY SCHOOL" 30-centimetre-high letters scream on a six-metre banner strapped to a roadside railing across the street. The whole things seems like NIMBYism until you get to the village heads part. The school is in what was an abandoned hotel across the road from the beach, and the village heads liked making quick bucks by selling it to developers who realised that you can't run a hotel in this area and then it could be bought again at rock-bottom prices. They thought the same thing would happen ... until the new owner leased it to a guy who wanted to open a school. The school is still in operation and expanding, but dealing with Hong Kong's indigenous villagers is a giant headache.
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The North Tower posted:I'm flying into Ho Chi Minh City tomorrow and have a date with a girl almost exactly my age who works in marketing at a global corporation. My plan is to have some drinks and have her help me explore the city for the next few days and learn something from a local. Help me, China thread, am I a sex tourist? Are you a goon? Do you plan to sleep with this girl? Will you be giving her money? Should goons be allowed to have sex? Do you have a Asian fetish? My girl friend is Vietnamese and just tonight we had a fight, over who won/lost the Vietnam policing action. I told her that after killing 2 million of her people America just got bored and went home.
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I had apparently authentic pho and it really wasn't very good. Too watery and salty. Give me Korean BBQ anyday.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Being insufferable is their culture, please respect it. Hey, central and northern Europe, it doesn't get any better on this world. *blows smoke in your face*
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Miracle Baby I matched with her on Tantan and she added me on Wechat like a week later. We talked a lot and she seemed smart and mature for her age compared to the other ones I've talked to or been with (22 years old). She's educated, works in a job that uses a few languages, and her English vocabulary is huge compared to other Chinese I have met. Talking is very smooth and easy. All I saw were face photos, and she had a very pleasant and pretty face and bleached blonde hair, though I could tell the Han blockhead was strong. She told me she was fat with a spare tire around her stomach, no breasts, bad skin, and didn't like to exercise. We'd had some good conversations and I told her we could hang out or keep chatting and be friends. She's kind of weird in her own way and fun to talk to, and recently she had started using a VPN to access foreign blogs. I don't mean like Huff-Po blogs, I mean like Blogspot and Wordpress blogs, and she took a special liking to UFO and conspiracy blogs. She had many questions for me about what exactly the US government is hiding in the deserts. We had some interesting chats and she said she thought I was a good man and attracted to me, but worried I would turn her down because of her awful body. She still has a pretty face, so I told her we could hang out and see where it goes. Either way, we can be friends because we share some interests. A couple days later (yesterday) she tells me she wants to visit me at my house and watch a movie. My boss has been out of town and I was at home instead of at the office, sitting around in my underwear and typing on my computer. I told her I am busy and bloated from eating way too much and didn't expect anyone to come over these days. She really insists. I told her ok, but we're just hanging out as friends. She said she lied to me. She's not fat, lazy, no boobs, etc. She wanted to see my reaction if she made me believe she was ugly. Apparently I passed a test??? I like how red flaggy this is going. She sent me a photo of her at the beach in a bikini. I asked her if this was a photoshop, because I don't like jokes like this. It wasn't. DD cups on a fit body and flat stomach. "I'm really proud of my breasts because other Chinese girls don't have them. Mine are all real! You can try. Other girls are slim and weak, but I am not weak, I am strong!" I jump up and start scrambling to clean my house. My stomach is full of way too much food and I am sweeping, dusting, mopping, bleaching, etc. while feeling like I want to puke. I clean my house every two days usually, but had been lazy this week because of soreness from lifting weights. I'm not ready at all and she's saying she's coming here and wants to spend the night. She suddenly cancels, because she says she can't sleep the first few nights in a new bed, and she has work in the morning. I felt relief because all I wanted to do was lay down and hold my groaning stomach. I pretended to be sorry and bummed and annoyed, and told her to have a good evening. A few hours later she asks me to guess where she is. Oh no. She's on the Metro coming here and said she wasn't coming because she wanted to see my reaction. JFC. This set the tone for the whole night. ---- Skip this if you're an easily offended goon or don't like stupid crazy person sex stories ---- She arrived minutes after I had scrambled to shower and get dressed. She walks in in booty shorts and a longsleeve shirt that stops under her bobs to show her stomach off. "I am so fat. I don't know why I wear clothes like this... hey you look different than your photos!!" I apologize, but she's not finished. "No, you're so beautiful. I am really glad you look different than the photos." Ouch. She asks if I think she looks like her photos and I say she does, and then she says she's so fat and ugly. Her face is actually much more pretty than the photos and, with her ridiculous body, she's the kind of girl that a lot of guys would have no problem taking out to "show off." She thinks she's plain as poo poo, and I am starting to feel she really believes it. She's spastic as gently caress. She won't sit still for even a second and she's loudly laughing and saying she's nervous. I shake her hand and it's sopping wet with sweat. She changes sitting places four times in less than and a minute and then she starts pacing around the room while looking at me and then turning away to laugh or smile. Now I am getting freaked out. I immediately start thinking this chick is a coke head, or maybe on some spectrum or ADD/ADHD. The thing to understand is this girl is loud. She's got the coal miner volume going on nothing can get her to tone it down She's practically shouting at me while saying these things. She wants to take a shower because she didn't have time after work, so she goes to the shower. When she finishes I hear no sound at all for several minutes. I have a divider between the bathroom area and my room, so I can't see what she's doing. I walk by to throw some tissue in the trash and she's just standing there staring off into space, hugging the towel. She see's me and screams. I scream. She asks me to turn off the lights and she drops the towel and dives into my bed and asks me to join her. Her body is retardedly good and I am very impressed with my luck tonight, but I am wondering what happened to that cool girl I was talking to before. It's not the same personality. I am trying to imagine her chatting with me on her phone, sweaty palms, pacing around her room. I take off my shirt and get in and she hugs me. She's soaked in sweat on her entire body, wetting my freshly washed bedding. "Do you think I am sweaty? I sweat a lot when I am nervous! I am so nervous right now!!" We try talking for a minute before she headbutts me. I am confused. She does it again, but this time our teeth collide. I realize she's trying to kiss me. "I AM SORRY. I AM REALLY BAD AT KISSING. I DON'T KNOW HOW." She's young, so it makes sense. We get it to a decent middle point before things continue and then she asks me to get a condom. I do and I go in. Zero reaction. I am confused. I don't really feel anything, either. I start going and she has her eyes closed and this Cheshire Cat grin on her face the entire time. She seems like she is enjoying it. I keep bashing her cervix, which can't be too good. The problem was she wasn't "deep" but she was as wide as a cavern. This is like the widest and biggest girl I ever been with and I could barely feel anything, and I have no idea what was going on for her. I change positions and some gave a noticeable change in her sounds, but the Cheshire grin remained the same. Suddenly she rolls over and tells me to take a break. She pulls the condom off me and pulls me down and says we should talk. She says I can finish later. About 20 minutes later after her talking I don't know what, we go again. A few minutes after this she shouts at me "IS THIS THE WORST SEX OF YOUR LIFE? THIS MUST BE THE WORST SEX YOU HAVE EVER HAD! RIGHT? TELL ME." I have noooo idea how to answer this. I honestly want to say yes, but I can't be so rude. "I AM REALLY BAD AT SEX. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND." Later I finish and we're talking and I am asking her "Have you ever tried this?" and it was "no" to almost everything. She hasn't had many partners, and all were Chinese, and she said they don't like to do anything other than climb on top and finish, so she never had to learn. She said her last boyfriend didn't want to kiss and she's never really kissed anyone. At least she's honest. ---------OK------------- She asks me what age I would prefer when looking for a girlfriend. I told her 28 and up, but she seems mature for her age so it's not a big deal that she's 22. She says she's 30. I remember on Tantan like a day later she's changed her age from 22 to 25, so I called her out on it. The whole time we've been talking she said she was 22. Now she's 30, or 25. I don't even know. I ask her to tell me what year she was born. "1994." Really? "No, 1886." "Do you mean 1986??" "Yes. I was born New Year's Eve, October 30." "WHAT THE gently caress?" Now I am really confused. This is starting to piss me off. Ten minutes later she says she's sorry for saying she was 30, but she's really 28. I ask to see her government ID. She says in the morning. We keep talking and she's fidgeting more than ever. She's rubbing her legs together, going on her stomach, then her back, her side, and moving waaaay too much. It's weird. She sweats from time to time. I ask her if she likes cocaine. "No, I never tried any drugs! But I want to try once, because I saw it on TV and people like it and they can see many strange things." "No, don't do that, that's a bad idea. Maybe you're just crazy." "Why am I crazy?" I list the reasons so far. She laughs and thinks I am joking. She decides to tell me her story. Her dad works for the government as some local party official back in her home province. Because of this, her parents needed to be the outstanding perfection of government policy and values. One child policy, all the other dumb rules, and people needed to be able to look up to them for it. They had a son and everything was fine until some sudden hard times hit them. The parents went to a fortune teller. He told them if they have a girl then all their problems will be solved. The dad says "gently caress it" to the strict rules and gets wife pregnant, and then sends her to another part of the city so people won't find out and force abortion on her for not toeing the line. They were hanging out one day and someone saw them, mom obviously pregnant. She got reported and a squad came and dragged her kicking and screaming to the hospital to give her an injection to kill the large fetus inside her. This was to take five injections, and they forced her down and gave the injections to the womb. She got sick and spent days feeling bad, thinking her beloved baby was dead and any time going to pass through as a still-birth. One day she felt a kick. The child was alive. Holy poo poo! Because she was already written off as being forced into abortion, the government didn't care what happened next. She carried the pregnancy through and gave birth and the dad wasn't in trouble. When the baby was born, one of her hands had three black puncture wounds in it, and the other hand had two. While as a fetus inside the womb she had tried to defend herself from the needles, and her hands got stabbed instead of the injection going into her body. I said "Wow, you're a miracle baby!" She said "Maybe. When the neighbors found out, all the kids in my area would yell at me 'There goes the dead girl,' and treat me poorly." This is China, of course. She told me a story about her ex-boyfriend. He was from a rich family and they were quite serious. He was tall, handsome, rich, polite. He had a problem though, and that was his mother. She did everything for him. She cleaned his house, cooked for him, did whatever he didn't feel like doing. When her and him would fight, the mom would be the one calling her to apologize for him and say he was sorry, something he never did himself. She finally got sick of it and knew he was just looking to marry Mom #2, so she left him and ignored him to save herself. His mom kept calling her and he still never got around to saying sorry. She said she was shocked to see how clean my house was, because nobody's house she's been to, man or woman, had a clean house if they lived without their mom or a maid. She said it's a cultural thing now. The men want to marry their mothers and the women don't want to do anything, so nobody does anything. She asked me the difference between "nearly" and "rarely," so I gave examples with a few settings. "Wow, you scared me! I nearly had a heart attack." She understood. "YOU SCARED ME! I NEARLY poo poo MY loving PANTS!!" I said that was good, but a little crude. Immediately she said "DICK, PUSSY, gently caress, PISS, poo poo, oval office, BITCH." She was very proud. We talked until 3am and she fidgeted the entire time. Some times I held her in a position like a fire rescue might (arms behind neck and behind the knees) just so would stop moving around. I eventually fell asleep and she did what I thought of as "rolling in the grave," spinning around in bed and being a weirdo. I woke up multiple times to find her staring at me, head resting on her hand. I asked what she was doing and she said "You are so beautiful to look at. I like you." Then I would fall asleep again. She didn't sleep the entire night and then her alarm went off at 6am. She jumped out of bed naked and then stood there staring at Baidu Maps. I asked to see her government ID to see her age and she rummaged through her purse. "Oh, I don't have it!! Maybe next time. You know they are so easy to fake anyway."
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ladron posted:I loving hope so because your stories so far are lame as poo poo bad form bro
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I was really on board with Haier but now I think this is all made up because he's discussing "Vagina Tightness."
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Phlegmish posted:bad form bro maybe, but Haier posted:Miracle Baby this is how you tell a loving story (no pun intended)
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THE PWNER posted:I was really on board with Haier but now I think this is all made up because he's discussing "Vagina Tightness." have you never read The Godfather?
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Wait, are you absolutely sure she's not doing cocaine? THE PWNER posted:I was really on board with Haier but now I think this is all made up because he's discussing "Vagina Tightness."
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These stories are all cool and good, please never stop.
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Oct 25, 2016 07:55
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I'm trying to decide if her story is legit or not, but the overlap between "holy poo poo China" and "cokehead rambling" is large enough that both are equally plausible.
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Boiled Water posted:These stories are all cool and good, please never stop. This, too.
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Tupperwarez posted:I'm trying to decide if her story is legit or not, but the overlap between "holy poo poo China" and "cokehead rambling" is large enough that both are equally plausible. It's real, because the alternative would be me being like "HRW I put my huge giant pee inside ov her" http://i.imgur.com/2QKFBRN.gifv
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alright. why is she hitting the dude in the red tie helping her? and is the guy in the red tie actually kicking the fence, like to punish it?
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