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Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

People steal everything from hotels. I'm sure cash crab can confirm this.

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Some dude decided to do a little Breaking Bad cosplay:

quote:

A man in a wheelchair detonated a pipe bomb inside an east Oakland health clinic Tuesday night, according to authorities, who believe his intent was to commit suicide.

Oakland police said the explosion occurred at 6:26 p.m. inside the San Antonio Neighborhood Health Clinic, 1030 International Blvd.

Oakland police Lt. Rachael Van Sloten said the man, whose name has not been released, entered the clinic lobby and detonated the bomb, killing himself.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Man-detonates-pipe-bomb-kill-self-in-Oakland-9982549.php

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Okay, but why in a clinic?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

This is delightful in the weirdest way. Those loving idiots on twitter.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




3 charged under new law after Kingston police horse slapped
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/kingston-police-horse-slapped-queens-homecoming-1.3808933
First clowns, now a scourge of drunken horse-slappers.




Hillary Clinton campaign bus dumps sewage on Georgia street

http://www.9news.com/news/hillary-clinton-campaign-bus-dumps-sewage-on-lawrenceville-street/337744489
Oh, my.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Rockin Orthodontist posted:

3 charged under new law after Kingston police horse slapped
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/kingston-police-horse-slapped-queens-homecoming-1.3808933
First clowns, now a scourge of drunken horse-slappers.
Good.


They need to step up their game.
http://fusion.net/story/181632/dave-matthews-band-poop-chicago/

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

I'm surprised anybody actually noticed, given what gets dumped in the Chattahoochee River on the regular.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

biracial bear for uncut posted:

I'm surprised anybody actually noticed, given what gets dumped in the Chattahoochee River on the regular.

I never knew how much that poopy water meant to me.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

DavidAlltheTime posted:

I never knew how much that poopy water meant to me.

:golfclap:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


out of curiosity, I looked up the article on CNN.com

the attacks are all in Shaanxi, which isn't even close to Hong Kong

Hong Kong isn't even mentioned

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Alaois posted:

out of curiosity, I looked up the article on CNN.com

the attacks are all in Shaanxi, which isn't even close to Hong Kong

Hong Kong isn't even mentioned

Look at the map... :ssh:

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Dr. AA Hazredstein posted:

Look at the map... :ssh:

You would not believe the number of tugboats Hong Kong needed to get that done.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Dr. AA Hazredstein posted:

Look at the map... :ssh:

Whoa!!!!!! I hadn't noticed that when I first posted because I am a blind stupid idiot bitch baby!


NOT!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Alaois posted:

Whoa!!!!!! I hadn't noticed that when I first posted because I am a blind stupid idiot bitch baby!


NOT!

Typical puppet-master defense. :rolleyes:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I think you'll find it's actually a Muppet Pastor defense.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I think you'll find it's actually a Muppet Pastor defense.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Buddy, what won't undiluted squash do to a gorilla?

shroomich
Apr 2, 2014

Who Slapped That Dildo On The Bean?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The answer is right in the article!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

"When officers from Portage Co. Sheriff Department questioned Ms Ferguson, she claimed she hadn’t left her apartment that night, while allegedly licking her fingers repeatedly, according to the complaint. "

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Rutgers Police Searching for "Dick Butt" Vandal

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
SA is relevant again!

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Imperialist Dog posted:

SA is relevant again!

Dickbutt isn't SA

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

"Scientists may have finally solved notorious Bermuda Triangle mystery"

It was "170-mph 'air bombs' that have the power to bring down planes and ships" caused by mysterious hexagonal clouds.

http://fox59.com/2016/10/21/scientists-may-have-finally-solved-notorious-bermuda-triangle-mystery/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


The President gave himself up for the time being to entering his fiancee.

Washington Post, 9 October 1915

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Better Hope watchman dies after being hit by truck

Title struck me as being rather callous, then I realized Better Hope was a place.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I think that British Man is trying to give Florida Man a run for his money
"Dead British man who was found stripped and tied to an airport bench was 'found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals wedged into a can of TUNA'"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3863986/Dead-British-man-stripped-tied-airport-bench-slice-ham-buttock-genitals-wedged-TUNA.html

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Some artsy hipster thinks he can one up Jack The Ripper..

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Helicopter struck by suspected drunk driver near Gallup

A helicopter responding to a rollover on HW 566 was struck by a suspected drunk driver this morning.

According to McKinley County Sheriff’s Office, the helicopter landed near the rollover and the crew exited to assist in the rescue. The initial rollover accident occurred between 1:15 a.m. and 1:30 a.m.

MCSO says a suspected drunk driver drove through barricades and struck the helicopter and fire truck between 2 a.m. and 2:15 a.m.

http://www.kob.com/new-mexico-news/helicopter-struck-by-suspected-drunk-driver-near-gallup-hw-566-dui/4299092/?cat=500

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Yeah that's the face I would be making too

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

*Sigh* It's a livin'.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sakurazuka posted:

Yeah that's the face I would be making too

Which one?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Phimosissy posted:

Which one?

The guy in the background in awe of not thinking up this particular scam first.

EDIT: Maybe in that particular picture he found a lump and is trying to figure out how to tell her. :ohdear:

Some Pinko Commie has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Oct 25, 2016

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


Seems legit.

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