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Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Antti posted:

Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia are.

Yeah but considering they are the only north and east EU countries that are it not a utterly ridiculous question.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Rumda posted:

Yeah but considering they are the only north and east EU countries that are it not a utterly ridiculous question.
What about Finland?

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

cinci zoo sniper posted:

What about Finland?

Who cares about Finland?

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

Rumda posted:

Who cares about Finland?

estonia

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

That bridge will happen someday!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Phlegmish posted:

It's the elite club of France, Belgium and Sweden.

We might become muslim but at least we won't be underwater like the Netherlands.

the sunken emirate

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

grancheater posted:

Who looking for that kind of info on Costa Rica?

Filibusters?

3peat
May 6, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

And this is why it makes no sense to use current borders for any map like this in Europe.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Greater Belgium will rise again!

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Attila and Homer are killing me

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Senor Dog posted:

Attila and Homer are killing me

Immanuel Kant for Russia is pretty good, too. Pretty sure that's because of Kaliningrad/Koenigsberg

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Also Spartacus. Pretty sure that's not the one they mean guys.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Seriously, Immanuel Kant is more famous than Stalin or Peter The Great or Catherine?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

Seriously, Immanuel Kant is more famous than Stalin or Peter The Great or Catherine?

Well sure, like Sibelius is more famous than Tom of Finland or Spurdo Spärde.

e: Oh wait sorry one of those is fictive. Let's say Kimi Räikkönen or Spurdo Spärde.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

There's no evidence on exactly where Charlemagne was born, and it may well have been Aachen in Germany instead :colbert:

Should have gone with Charles V (who was born in Ghent) instead; his empire was larger anyhow

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


OddObserver posted:

Immanuel Kant for Russia is pretty good, too. Pretty sure that's because of Kaliningrad/Koenigsberg

Yeah this one was particularly funny since Russia and Kalinigrad aren't even the same color on the map.

Nermal
Mar 16, 2004
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
It just makes me sorry the Euro has poxy made-up bridges on it. We could have had the coolest money ever.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Oh wait, Stalin would be in Georgia, wouldn't he.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

Oh wait, Stalin would be in Georgia, wouldn't he.

And Catherine Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst, the foreign princess who usurped her husband's throne would be taking Chopin's place on this map. Also, Armenia never produced a name of note. Aram Khachaturian and Artjom Mikoyan are completely fictional characters.

Also, Philipp Lenard, notable Slovakian:

Wiki posted:

Philipp Lenard was born in Pressburg (today's Bratislava), on 7 June 1862. The Lenard family had originally come from Tyrol in the 17th century, and Lenard's parents were German-speakers. His father, Philipp von Lenardis (1812–1896), was a wine-merchant in Pressburg. His mother was Antonie Baumann (1831–1865) The young Lenard studied at the Pozsonyi Királyi Katolikus Főgymnasium (today Gamča) and as he writes it in his autobiography, this made a big impression on him (especially the personality of his teacher, Virgil Klatt)
[...]
Lenard is remembered today as a strong German nationalist who despised "English physics", which he considered to have stolen its ideas from Germany. He joined the National Socialist Party before it became politically necessary or popular to do so. During the Nazi regime, he was the outspoken proponent of the idea that Germany should rely on "Deutsche Physik" and ignore what he considered the fallacious and deliberately misleading ideas of "Jewish physics", by which he meant chiefly the theories of Albert Einstein, including "the Jewish fraud" of relativity. An advisor to Adolf Hitler, Lenard became Chief of Aryan physics under the Nazis.

Kopijeger fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Oct 24, 2016

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
Oh, wow, that's Bosnia with Gavrilo Princip...

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Nermal posted:

It just makes me sorry the Euro has poxy made-up bridges on it. We could have had the coolest money ever.

https://www.visualnews.com/2014/12/17/bridges-euro-banknotes-fictional-dutch-designer-built-anyway/

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Diocletian more famous than Nikola Tesla? Come on.

vintagepurple
Jan 31, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Netflix's "Siege of Jadotville" opens with a map portraying the Cold War. USA and western Europe are blue, the USSR and only the USSR is red, leaving eastern Europe conspicuously neutral. Can't find a screenshot but pretty politically-loaded. Maybe Netflix will go free to combat the reactionary sentiments displayed by Hulu?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

vintagepurple posted:

Netflix's "Siege of Jadotville" opens with a map portraying the Cold War. USA and western Europe are blue, the USSR and only the USSR is red, leaving eastern Europe conspicuously neutral. Can't find a screenshot but pretty politically-loaded. Maybe Netflix will go free to combat the reactionary sentiments displayed by Hulu?

That's just a classic Gerald Ford line, "There is no Soviet domination of eastern Europe, and there never will be under a Ford administration."

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Here it is.

It's a globe that spins around in the intro sequence rather than a flat map so it's not a good shot but you can get the gist of it.

Looks like someone forgot Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Georgia, and Armenia were part of the USSR.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Pakled posted:

Here it is.

It's a globe that spins around in the intro sequence rather than a flat map so it's not a good shot but you can get the gist of it.

Looks like someone forgot Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Georgia, and Armenia were part of the USSR.

I think the easiest explanation is the movie takes place in an alternate reality where the Soviet offensives in the Caucasus fail after they take Baku in 1920 and the Soviet Union doesn't push westward in 1939. Due to this Ireland, Finland, Austria and even Switzerland join NATO at some point after the war.

Netflix is just trying to compete with Man in the High Castle...that or the map maker was too lazy to even open up wikipedia for 5 minutes.

Ardennes fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Oct 25, 2016

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I'm neutral Canada

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Ardennes posted:

I think the easiest explanation is the movie takes place in an alternate reality where the Soviet offensives in the Caucasus fail after they take Baku in 1920 and the Soviet Union doesn't push westward in 1939. Due to this Ireland, Finland, Austria and even Switzerland join NATO at some point after the war.

Netflix is just trying to compete with Man in the High Castle...that or the map maker was too lazy to even open up wikipedia for 5 minutes.
Alternatively, they made it historically accurate at first, and then some producer came and told them to "fix it".

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It also looks like a united Germany is part of NATO.

Who is making these loving maps why are they all so bad at it. They should hire us as map consultants.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
Finland, famous for its staunchly pro-NATO foreign policy.

Matsky1981
Oct 11, 2005

Shipoopi!

Hah, Estonia and Alfred Rosenberg

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Do not show that map to Greeks.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I dunno both West and East Greecurkey have a pretty good name associated.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pakled posted:

Here it is.

It's a globe that spins around in the intro sequence rather than a flat map so it's not a good shot but you can get the gist of it.

Looks like someone forgot Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Georgia, and Armenia were part of the USSR.

Huh, I watched the movie a day earlier and didn't notice the ridiculous map, somehow.

It's a pretty fun movie otherwise though.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Turks are very Greek and Greeks are quite Turkish.

The Turkic people that conquered Anatolia back in the day were probably vastly outnumbered by the Greeks living there already. Which is why Turkish Turks look a lot more Greek and less Asian than most of the other Turkic nations that never left Central Asia.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Oct 25, 2016

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


ataturk was born in thessaloniki of albanian descent

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

mobby_6kl posted:

Huh, I watched the movie a day earlier and didn't notice the ridiculous map, somehow.

It's a pretty fun movie otherwise though.

What movie is it?

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Leif Erikson should totally be the most famous Icelander :colbert:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

HookShot posted:

Leif Erikson should totally be the most famous Icelander :colbert:

Who?

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