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The book of Philippians: An extraterrestial child narrowly escapes the destruction of his home planet and is raised by farmers on Earth.
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The Rape of the Lock That's not funny.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 02:06 |
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misty mountaintop posted:The Rape of the Lock Good post pal!
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 02:13 |
The Road: A 20-something nihilist drudges through life fighting apathy and ennui to live a middling life while struggling against the belief the world is gonna end "like in the next 30 years."
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 03:17 |
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Crime And Punishment: A lurker doxxes an unpopular mod anonymously and tries to justify his crimes to himself. Features a weird interlude where he meets up with Aatrek but keeps quiet. Eventually he comes clean out of love for a girl that he once carried a printer for in a rambling and largely ignored banme.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 05:49 |
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The Fall of the House of Usher: as written by Grover.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 06:01 |
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Deliverance: Four aging twentysomethings get away from their wives on an urban exploration of a suburb full of foreclosed mansions. The weakest of them is raped by a former owner who claims that the upper case street sign means that his house is not subject to the laws of the US. The group takes revenge, using their handguns in a drive by shooting on the shed the householder is livng in. Luckily no one looks in the houses until a development company bulldozes the houses to make way for a campus built for the Apple corporation.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 07:56 |
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Twilight of the Idols a college student in a fedora constantly disrupts his Into to Philosophy course.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 15:37 |
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Going After Cacciato A soldier goes AWOL only to be quickly apprehended using GPS tracking of his smartphone. Is summarily executed. Alternatively: Soldier goes AWOL. Reappears years later and wishes to be called "Chelsea". Is put in prison and denied proper healthcare by malicious politicians.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 15:44 |
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The Fountainhead: When nobody listens to your way of doing things, let them do it their way then blow it up. Atlas Shrugged: When nobody listens to your ideas, take your toys and disappear.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 17:48 |
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War and Peace - just five billion emojis.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 18:07 |
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A Thousand And One Arabian Nights: Imprisoned in Syria, Caro spins one unbelievable tale after another so that his guards may keep him alive one more night until American officials can extradite him.
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 22:45 |
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Testikles posted:A Thousand And One Arabian Nights: I choose to believe this is real
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# ? Oct 24, 2016 22:57 |
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The Odyssey After spending all day shopping for a minivan when it should have taken, like 2 hours tops, a devoted father returns home to find his rival living in his house
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 03:21 |
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A Farewell To Arms A man with a panther tattooed on his back ignores first-motorcycle buying advice from an internet forum.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 03:24 |
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The Lord of the Rings An autistic teenager attempts to break the Sonic 2 non-TAS speed run record
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 03:35 |
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My Antonia man spends years being nice to a girl only for her to end up happily married to another guy without ever giving him so much as a blowjob.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 03:38 |
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Ernest Goes to Cemetery Ernest Hemingway drinks an eighty dollar bottle of scotch, makes a zany face and talks in a funny voice before shooting himself in the head
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 05:25 |
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Cyrano de Bergerac An up-and-coming Magic The Gathering regional semi-pro player with a micropenis makes a sockpuppet OkCupid profile of a slightly more attractive Friday Night Magic regular in order to get nudes from the only girl at the tourney by exchanging deck-building strategies
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 05:34 |
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Titus Andronicus Tamora, the wife of a former president and an influential politician in her own right runs for office. Her main opponent is Titus, a well known and beloved military veteran. The campaign gets a tad heated.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 09:38 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Titus Andronicus Titus Misogynus Or Titus Misandronicus, depending on the how the "heated" works out simplefish fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Oct 25, 2016 |
# ? Oct 25, 2016 10:22 |
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canyoneer posted:A Farewell To Arms
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 13:09 |
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canyoneer posted:A Farewell To Arms Alternatively, an addicted man seeks help on an internet forum called TCC.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 13:20 |
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canyoneer posted:A Farewell To Arms
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 14:08 |
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Swastika Night One man's harrowing journal of election day 2016 at the Republican campaign headquarters
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 14:21 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Grapes of Wrath: Doe eyed students are told college is the only step to success leading to thousands clamoring for the same non-existent jobs. Eager to be exploited when the positions do open up, only to vacate just as quick. also the rent in cali is too loving high for transplants
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 15:15 |
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Alan Smithee posted:also the rent in cali is too loving high for transplants Also no water lol what a poo poo hole
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 15:19 |
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Falkner's The Sound and the Fury: Four vignettes about the descendants of George Bush Sr, with: George W. Bush as Benjy the invalid Jeb! Bush as Quentin, the tortured intellectual Neil Bush as Jason, the rear end in a top hat
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 16:02 |
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Chesterton's The Man Who Was Thursday, with different undercover FBI agents trying to find the illusive Al-Sunday, suspected leader of an Islamic domestic terror ring
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 16:08 |
ULYSSES: A dude goes about his day, but in plain English this time because millennials are dumb or something? A Raisin in the Sun: Exact same story, but a vape shop instead of a liquor store.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 16:10 |
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guidoanselmi posted:Falkner's The Sound and the Fury: Lol. The Unvanquished A group of ISIS militants tries to hold off the armies seeking to take over the territories they hold. ISIS is in trouble when one young man reconsiders a life of violence and war, and goes unarmed to meet the Americans. He is immediately shot to death a hundred feet away from the gates of their compound as soon as he is seen.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 16:59 |
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Logan's Run: yet another hot take on how "millennials" will be the death of civilisation.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 17:18 |
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canyoneer posted:A Farewell To Arms
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 17:35 |
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Ivanhoe Gamergate SJW recruits Bernie Sanders to help win a CNN opinion poll The Call of the Wild upper-middle class college dropout finds authenticity by train-hopping with his pit bull rescue
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 17:41 |
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame: The story of an overweight goon who is creeping on an African American girl who briefly acknowledged him in Anthropology class, the goon's abusive stepfather who is a cop and posts on freep who saw her at the grocery store and can't get her out of her head, and his younger subordinate who is also a pick up artist and trying to neg her at the club.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 17:48 |
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Watership Down A young screenwriter, foreseeing the oncoming gentrification, and associated culture death of his neighborhood in Brooklyn, recruits a group of scrappy friends to journey out from their ancestral home. With only their philosophy majors and MacBook Pros to guide them, they set out to seek a new cultural Mecca in the west. Persued by their vengeful elders seeking rent reimbursement and student loan debt collectors, they flee over hill and dale until finally arriving battered and bruised in San Francisco, only to find ruin and dispair awaiting them.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 18:40 |
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The Tale of Genji "Ryujin no ken o kurae!"
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 20:07 |
Catcher in the rye "No YOU shut the gently caress up, dad!"
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 00:13 |
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Factotum A man goes from one unpaid internship to the next until he dies of starvation
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 01:21 |
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EoinCannon posted:Factotum A man goes from one unpaid internship to the next until he dies of starvation The 2005 movie had him stealing cigarettes from unlocked cars since since they're so much more expensive now
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# ? Oct 26, 2016 06:00 |