Memento posted:

Hacker Discovers A New Super Mario 64 Coin That Is Impossible To Collect

I look forward to some more utterly baffling but incredibly entertaining "content" from everyone's favourite autist pannenkoek2012

Solar Tornado posted:

I cant wait for "Slope X" reveal to be a meme

Nanomashoes posted:

It's actually the second coin that's impossible to collect, the first being of course the coin held by the impossible goomba. He even says this during the video. loving Kotaku can't even get their facts straight.

Devdisigdu posted:

The YT channel it came from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

Stex T posted:

Thump! posted:

It was Billie Joe Armstrong imo

PCOS Bill posted:

Punk is dead.

Can we blame Avril or...?

MizPiz posted:

Johnny Rotten

PCOS Bill posted:

alternative noise machine band

PCOS Bill posted:

Whoa there, wrong side of the ocean for me to care.

Somfin posted:

The gently caress is this

PCOS Bill posted:

Had to Google that. Didn't realize Green Day were billed as a "punk" band, just thought they were kind of an alternative noise machine band

spit on my clit posted:

tj "Henry" yoshi does in fact regret everything and resents becoming a meme

Hogge Wild posted:

Buckets posted:

If I remember right, this is actually how they say Saint Peter was crucified.

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In the days of wicked emperor Nero, blessed St. Peter preached the Gospel to all the people of Rome. For days and days he worked tirelessly at this labor of love, telling all of salvation through the Lord Jesus and winning many souls to the Kingdom of God. To every Greek, Syrian and Jew he preached this message; likewise to every slave, pleb and noble. But many Romans had hardened their hearts to the Apostle's words for they were wicked pagans and hateful of the things of God. These pagan Romans tortured good Peter every day of his life, spreading vicious lies about the beloved Apostle and his followers. Indeed many Christians fell beneath the hands and blades of these vile oppressors, winning for themselves the heavenly crown of martyrdom. Their names are known only to God.

Soon Nero, emperor and Caesar of Rome, heard of Peter and his labors for the Lord. Because Nero, too, was an enemy and hater of God, he ordered his soldiers to arrest Peter and his Christian brethren. Many days did they lay bound in the dank dungeons of the Capitol, prayerfully hoping for the day of martyrdom that surely awaited them.

And on that day Peter and his friends were dragged in chains before the jeering crowds of Rome. They were brought to a high place in the Forum where an altar had been prepared. Soldiers and heathen priests gathered round the altar, and some say the Caesar himself stood among them on that day.

A centurion took some roasted meat from the altar and presented it before Peter. "Eat this," he said, "for it has been hallowed in sacrifice to Jupiter Optimus Maximus. Eat this and prove your faith to the gods of Rome, against whom you have blasphemed. Do this and you will be spared."

But Peter, possessed by the fiery Spirit of God, threw the morsel to the dust. "I will eat of no sacrifices to false gods, and you may do what you will with me, for I know that the kingdom of my Lord awaits me." The crowd hushed and fell silent, moved by the courage of the beloved saint.

"Very well," said the centurion. "Since you are so eager to meet your God, we will send you to him. Fetch the crosses!" At this the crowd roared, full of bloodlust and crazed excitement for the coming spectacle of crucifixions.

"No!" Peter cried. "Kill me if you must, but I do not wish to die on the cross as my precious Lord did. If you have an ounce of compassion in your heart, Roman, kill me in a manner that befits my status as a lowly servant of God."

Peter immediately regretted this request, which the Romans granted by flipping upside down the cross to which they nailed him. As a result Peter's tunic fell inside out, revealing his sizable dong which dangled and flopped in the breeze. Everybody got a good laugh out of it, even the other Christians who were gruesomely crucified shortly thereafter.

Peter died three days later after critically reconsidering his belief in a just and loving God.

Stex T posted:

Viruswithshoes posted:

It finally happened! Religion is officially dead

RFC2324 posted:

Punk is a british thing, last I checked... It has its scene here in the states, but at its heart its from the UK.

Viruswithshoes posted:

It finally happened! Religion is officially dead

Viruswithshoes posted:

It finally happened! Religion is officially dead

Viruswithshoes posted:

It finally happened! Religion is officially dead

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