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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Falcons just cut AJ Hawk and signed Stevan Ridley

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/791014560929030146

pubic works project fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Oct 25, 2016

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

kiimo posted:

Also re: Maclin, he's a better down field blocker than all four of our tight ends, three of which are dogshit.

Hope you're not talking about Kelce, who is cool and good at blocking this year it seems.

https://gfycat.com/ImmediateScaredAsiaticmouflon

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Rob Gronkowski went undercover as a Lyft driver:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5H79SnDn0I

I wish Gronk was on literally any other team but the Patriots.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

CharlestheHammer posted:

He did need more time, just on the bench. He was not near ready to play in real games.

Manziel is, and always will be, a poo poo tier QB

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Wait, James Marsden was in 30 rock?! How did I forget that.

Many apologies sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogAVj0ZP98


Gynecolojustice posted:

He wasn't really funny

well, no one on that show was funny outside of Jenna and Tracy

Alec Baldwin?!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--vnpgys1Is

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

H3H3 videos are getting weird
rape nation

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Rob Gronkowski went undercover as a Lyft driver:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5H79SnDn0I

Danny Woodhead will forever be the best undercover Patriot because he doesn't even need a disguise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjEhEFBu-C4

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Diva Cupcake posted:

Stop trading your undeveloped players to the Pats you dumb fuckers.

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/790992744130961408
Hey, who threw out all these potential pro bowlers?

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Spoeank posted:

Only idiots thought this. I was saying for years his ACL picks were rotting the team from the inside out and his insistence on a billion 4th round or later WRs and CBs was terrible.

Edit: and he did fight Harbaugh on Kaepernick and his good draft picks were all McCloughan cheat sheet picks (Davis, Iupati, Bowman). He inherited a helluva squad then immediately tried to zig so hard he got AJ Jenkins.


Also the entire 2012 draft. The whole thing. Top to bottom.

I find it a bit mind boggling that the Niners have had 44 picks in the last four drafts and not an impact player to show for it.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

Stop trading your undeveloped players to the Pats you dumb fuckers.

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/790992744130961408

Also, they win cause they cheat, not because they make great trades or draft picks.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mcmagic posted:

Also, they win cause they cheat, not because they make great trades or draft picks.

That's not why they win champ.

https://twitter.com/undisputed/status/790942258690260993

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

It doesn't hurt em

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


*

midwat
May 6, 2007

Diva Cupcake posted:

Pats also got the Broncos to give up a draft pick for an AJ Derby, whoever that is.

Looked good in the preseason, disappeared as soon as MartyB/Gronk started playing

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003



rubbin's racin.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

warcrimes posted:

I find it a bit mind boggling that the Niners have had 44 picks in the last four drafts and not an impact player to show for it.

Carlos Hyde!*

*when he's not injured and the line doesn't collapse immediately.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/miamidolphins/status/791041924039843840

:chloe:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Matt Barrows said that Christian Ponder will probably start games down the stretch as an audition to be the starter next season




aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhjjjjajaajjajsdnndndndurjekwkfj

We got all the wrong 2011 top 50 pick QBs.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


Good for at least one sick play per game, generally poor otherwise

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Spoeank posted:

Matt Barrows said that Christian Ponder will probably start games down the stretch as an audition to be the starter next season




aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhjjjjajaajjajsdnndndndurjekwkfj

We got all the wrong 2011 top 50 pick QBs.

If we are going to tank, might as well do it with reckless abandon.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Spoeank posted:

Matt Barrows said that Christian Ponder will probably start games down the stretch as an audition to be the starter next season




aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhjjjjajaajjajsdnndndndurjekwkfj

We got all the wrong 2011 top 50 pick QBs.

Do a lot of 49er fans miss Alex Smith or just Harbaugh?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

or just winning

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Alex spends all his time in Westworld palming basketballs

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Chargers ILB Jatavis Brown played the game on Sunday a couple of hours after getting a phone call from his brother, telling him that their dad just died.

:smith:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Spoeank posted:

Matt Barrows said that Christian Ponder will probably start games down the stretch as an audition to be the starter next season




aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhjjjjajaajjajsdnndndndurjekwkfj

We got all the wrong 2011 top 50 pick QBs.

There is No Floor

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Chromatic posted:

Do a lot of 49er fans miss Alex Smith or just Harbaugh?
I'd give them Alex back for 2 firsts.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

LiquidFriend posted:

I'd give them Alex back for 2 firsts.

Maybe if there was a QB worth taking in the first in the upcoming draft.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

AFCE incest intensifies

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/791052279134556160

please please pleeeeeease please pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

kiimo posted:

Maybe if there was a QB worth taking in the first in the upcoming draft.
Andy loves Nick Foles.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Yeah well I don't.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Chad Kelly would be the proper alpha QB for Andy.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







imo it woudl be good if alshon didn't end up on the Eagles.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


FizFashizzle posted:

imo it woudl be good if alshon didn't end up on the Eagles.
I disagree

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

bears, it's one thing to be bad at football

no need to compound that by also being dumb at football, thanks*




*statement not valid if Giants express interest in Alshon as well

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

LiquidFriend posted:

Chad Kelly would be the proper alpha QB for Andy.

Real talk Mitch Trubisky would be a good gamble at the end of the first but scarcity is going to lift these guys to the top.

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
Considering all the cap space the Bears will have available next year and the fact that a "mid-round compensation" is basically what they'd get as a comp pick for letting him go to FA, that would be an awfully stupid move for the Bears.

So it'll probably happen the way the last few years have gone.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Th

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I said husband. Watch the later seasons, they get married.

Is it the same insurance guy who was in John Wick?

Also a fan died after falling 50 feet from the broncos stadium guess he was too high

Espn keeps showing nba poo poo when the world series is about to start, wtf.

Go hawks, the harvin trade was worth it.

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Actually now that I think about, Belichick fixed Lafell's hands for a year, I think trading a scrappy white Amendola to Chip Kelly for Torrey Smith makes sense.

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