Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

orcinus posted:

Holy poo poo, that was some crazy timing.

Funny, yet sad we both remembered that bit of lovely trivia.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Haha, Derek made a blog overnight about the kiddie diddler instead of the thing he's been hyping up for months.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


thatguy posted:

Haha, Derek made a blog overnight about the kiddie diddler instead of the thing he's been hyping up for months.

derek used to get so cranky when these tangents would emerge. his ryan archer effortpost was one of the funniest

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
Chris Roberts finally got his act together and released some of the Squadron 42 mocap footage. Actually not too bad, even cracked a smile a few times: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_87zvl0LcEg

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Has Derek ever written a blog post about this game that was about something that wasn't already being talked about in this thread?

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Why would Legal permit that blog and not the one saying that Sandi is Mae?

(I haven't read the blog and I'm just assuming Derek says all the stuff said in this thread except less funny and with more words.)

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jobbo_Fett posted:

It fits with Derek's current "Name and Shame" Campaign against the devs at CIG/RSI/SQ42/F42/Unknownaffiliatethatexiststomisleadbackers

And I fully aprove of it. In the middle of the insanity of this thread I fear sometimes people may take my ocasional fire and brimstone invective against the SC community as just more funny banter but it's really not.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/59drtp/derek_smart_on_twitter_my_latest_star_citizen/

Just take a look at this poo poo. They are batting for a loving pedo because he put money into a video game and is a notable shill. Same as they defended Ben. Same as they defended Dick Wulf. Same as they defended that other guy that got 7 days probation for posting child porn on the CIG forums. And now they are defending a literal loving pedo.

:siren: THE BACKERS ARE SCUM :siren:

Anyone actively shilling for SC at this point is a piece of poo poo. This loving boil must be extirpated, they must be mocked mercilessly and have their faces pushed into the mud at every chance until they start being ashamed to identify as Star Citizens. If the game ever came out in any form they must be griefed until playing becomes a living hell. This is the most disgusting community I've interacted with in 20+ years.

:sherman:


e: not even stormfront will jump to the defense of a pedo. what the gently caress is wrong with these people?

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Oct 26, 2016

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

MeLKoR posted:

e: not even stormfront will jump to the defense of a pedo. what the gently caress is wrong with these people?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

MeLKoR posted:


e: not even stormfront will jump to the defense of a pedo. what the gently caress is wrong with these people?

Dreams.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

I'm getting old. :bahgawd:

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

thatguy posted:

Why would Legal permit that blog and not the one saying that Sandi is Mae?

(I haven't read the blog and I'm just assuming Derek says all the stuff said in this thread except less funny and with more words.)

I'd say it's a different matter to report on what a news or government site is saying than it is to post what amounts to connect the dots.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Another atxsperg please.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Fuzzy should just recite Seraph's post on :biotruths: to the judge and he'll be back to making ships for Chris in no time.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010





The upstanding SC community, folks!

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
e: /\/\/\/\/\/\ THIS!


:downswords: Oh we mustn't speak ill because he's innocent until proven guilty


Motherfucker this ain't a court of law, you don't need a conviction beyond all reasonable doubt by a jury of his peers before you disavow him. loving pieces of poo poo.


Not to mention the half a dozen "so what, I crossed a red light tonight". :commissar:

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Oct 26, 2016

Lazrin
Apr 13, 2016

THEN HE SAID..NO WAIT, LISTEN. THEN HE SAID 3.0 IS COMING OUT BY DEC 19TH 2016
:laffo:

thatguy posted:

Why would Legal permit that blog and not the one saying that Sandi is Mae?

(I haven't read the blog and I'm just assuming Derek says all the stuff said in this thread except less funny and with more words.)

psst... legal doesn't exist.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Lazrin posted:

psst... Lazrin doesn't exist.

(to everyone who ever engages them)

Tokamak fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Oct 26, 2016

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Lazrin posted:

psst... legal doesn't exist.

What, you came here to shill for the pedo too? Or are you going for the tired "I'm going to play the jester and distract them" routine?
Why don't you take a rain check and give this one a pass?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

orcinus posted:

Did we ever find out who shat all over CIGs restroom?
No, but what does your heart tell you? :lesnick:

MeLKoR posted:

e: not even stormfront will jump to the defense of a pedo. what the gently caress is wrong with these people?
They're pedos, in thought if not deed.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Lazrin posted:

psst... legal doesn't exist.
Nor does Star Citizen

Lazrin
Apr 13, 2016

THEN HE SAID..NO WAIT, LISTEN. THEN HE SAID 3.0 IS COMING OUT BY DEC 19TH 2016
:laffo:

MeLKoR posted:

What, you came here to shill for the pedo too? Or are you going for the tired "I'm going to play the jester and distract them" routine? Why don't you take a rain check and give this one a pass?

here's as real as i'm gonna get here - go gently caress yourself for generalizing you dunce.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Dementropy posted:



The upstanding SC community, folks!
Good points citizen. Except the ratio of Star Citizen shills to sex offenders is currently tending towards parity.

Put that statistic in your pipe e-cig and smoke it.

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

MeLKoR posted:

And I fully aprove of it. In the middle of the insanity of this thread I fear sometimes people may take my ocasional fire and brimstone invective against the SC community as just more funny banter but it's really not.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/59drtp/derek_smart_on_twitter_my_latest_star_citizen/

Just take a look at this poo poo. They are batting for a loving pedo because he put money into a video game and is a notable shill. Same as they defended Ben. Same as they defended Dick Wulf. Same as they defended that other guy that got 7 days probation for posting child porn on the CIG forums. And now they are defending a literal loving pedo.

:siren: THE BACKERS ARE SCUM :siren:

Anyone actively shilling for SC at this point is a piece of poo poo. This loving boil must be extirpated, they must be mocked mercilessly and have their faces pushed into the mud at every chance until they start being ashamed to identify as Star Citizens. If the game ever came out in any form they must be griefed until playing becomes a living hell. This is the most disgusting community I've interacted with in 20+ years.

:sherman:


e: not even stormfront will jump to the defense of a pedo. what the gently caress is wrong with these people?

:drat:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

tooterfish posted:

Actually, who am I kidding. He doesn't have a day job, this is literally what he already does at the office all day.

Do you think Chris stopped paying him and this is why he needs to gofund this poo poo, or has he just learned from the master and is trying to grub as much money as possible?

Will there be financial disclosure or are the just going to take Ben's word that it didn't cost $5k?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Lazrin posted:

here's as real as i'm gonna get here - go gently caress yourself for generalizing you dunce.
So what register are you on?

You're shilling for Star Citizen, so statistically you're definitely on one somewhere.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

thatguy posted:

Fuzzy should just recite Seraph's post on :biotruths: to the judge and he'll be back to making ships for Chris in no time.

You inspired me to give Seraph his own entry into our drama thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773270&pagenumber=4#post465748947

Lazrin
Apr 13, 2016

THEN HE SAID..NO WAIT, LISTEN. THEN HE SAID 3.0 IS COMING OUT BY DEC 19TH 2016
:laffo:

MeLKoR posted:


:siren: THE GOONS ARE SCUM :siren:

Anyone actively shilling for SA at this point is a piece of poo poo. This loving boil must be extirpated, they must be mocked mercilessly and have their faces pushed into the mud at every chance until they start being ashamed to identify as Goons. If the game ever came out in any form they must be griefed until playing becomes a living hell. This is the most disgusting community I've interacted with in 20+ years.

wow, that really works with changing just a couple letters!

i'd never defend that disgusting pos. but you should learn a thing or two about generalizations.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Lazrin posted:

here's as real as i'm gonna get here - go gently caress yourself for generalizing you dunce.

Breaking news: Star Citizen propaganda arm refuses to denounce paedophile.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Lazrin posted:

wow, that really works with changing just a couple letters!

i'd never defend that disgusting pos. but you should learn a thing or two about generalizations.
Tell us more about how upsetting this is for you. Also please tell us the features you enjoy most about the current version of the Star Citizen PU and what makes it fun for you.

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Lazrin posted:

wow, that really works with changing just a couple letters!

i'd never defend that disgusting pos. but you should learn a thing or two about generalizations.

you wouldn't under this username anyway

e. Derek, you know you can modchallenge people right? Make this guy eat a fruit hat or make his very own Convicted Star Offender cake to prove he's not just an incredibly boring fucko

Good Dumplings fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Oct 26, 2016

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Lazrin and SC Backers "love" children more than most because children are the ones that are going to be still alive to play Star Citizen when it's finally released

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

The shitizens aren't liking the connection between FuzzyModem's RSI Polaris, and the RSI Polaris that just went on sale.

I would be willing to agree that was just a coincidence, except:

    FuzzyModem's Polaris made it into the final round of their ship design contest.

    FuzzyModem's Polaris is made by the same ship manufacturer, and has the same name, as what CIG has put on sale.

    FuzzyModem's Polaris has a nearly identical cockpit to CIG's offering.

    The front third of both ships look suspiciously similar.

They're trying to say the ships look nothing alike. I'd agree with that for the back portion of the ships, and FuzzyModem's has modular external mounts which CIG's does not. The ships definitely do not qualify for looking nothing alike, as expressed with the next argument that is being made.

The next argument is that the cockpits and front ends only look identical because FuzzyModem replicated RSI's design style by studying other RSI ships. Well, this could technically be true, but this can only be if you accept they did both somehow make ships named Polaris that come from the same manufacturer.

Either the ships look nothing alike, or FuzzyModem accurately replicated RSI's ship design style. You can't argue both at the same time.

It's also a fact that his design was a finalist in a ship design contest for ships that might be included in game, then 2 years later a ship with suspiciously similar design cues, the same name, and same in-game manufacturer, is put on sale.

There is certainly no heritage between the two that CIG would ever officially recognize, and the two are far enough apart design wise for CIG to credibly deny any connection.

However, it is a reasonable assertion, although unprovable, that CIG's $750 ship has provenance in a pedophile designed chariot.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
And with the coincidence of Fuzzy in lockup, Chris comes out the winner. No need to worry about being sued.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

vyst posted:

Lazrin and SC Backers "love" children more than most because children are the ones that are going to be still alive to play Star Citizen when it's finally released
They aren't children, they're possessed ancient demon aliens from an alternate dimension.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Lazrin posted:

wow, that really works with changing just a couple letters!

i'd never defend that disgusting pos. but you should learn a thing or two about generalizations.

Yeah well done, just forget that Goons are not shilling for anything nor are they actively trying to defend a "man" (very loose term) who abused at least one child (possibly his own)recently and repeatedly.

How's about you gently caress off over to reddit, and once you're there, gently caress off a bit more, then continue loving off until you are permanantly off and well hosed, there's a good shill.

Seriously, you jump in and defend a community (might not have been your intention, but by derailing the subject you are in fact defending them) that are defending a dirty, filthy, nasty little peadophile then wonder why you get stomped on. Seriously, gently caress off.

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Oct 26, 2016

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

starkebn posted:

Has Derek ever written a blog post about this game that was about something that wasn't already being talked about in this thread?

:siren: STOLEN GOON VALOR! :siren:

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Lazrin posted:

here's as real as i'm gonna get here - go gently caress yourself for generalizing you dunce.

MeLKoR, senpai finally noticed you!

Ascend brother! To the promised land of promises! :angel:

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

How/why would you shill for SA

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Solarin posted:

so this thread is long and I wasted the gift of life by trying to find posts from a maybe Austin CIG dev (atxsperg) a while back, and am just gonna link his post history here for anybody that missed it. Includes hilarious antics such as Chris thinking normal maps are cheating and hilarious workplace alcoholism: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748466&userid=217035. Don't know if this was confirmed real or fake but it doesn't really matter

Also recycling old poo poo I didn't make: 10 for the Chairman stripped down to it's core meaning by Jobbo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8fu6nCpruY an instant classic, :five:, :waycool:

I should've added an "Err" counter to see how many errs-per-minute he can achieve.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

CrazyTolradi posted:

They aren't children, they're possessed ancient demon aliens from an alternate dimension.

Pretty sure they view them in the same way its printed on a multipack of snickers, ie : "Fun Size".

I think this is literally the first time I've actually been totally disgusted ("visibly repulsed" according to the wife, who wouldn't fit in on :reddit: as shes an adult and not prone to getting into strange vans with starshitizens she doesn't know) by the SC *community*, the redditors moreso than the rank and file that are silent. How long before that :reddit: section becomes the focus of a Yewtree type of event? It's certainly begining to look a lot like a friggin peado ring/front/whatever the gently caress it is they call them, and the inhabitants have always been a bit more weird than most culty sci fi groups.

Yeah, I'm betting its a peado camp.

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Oct 26, 2016

  • Locked thread