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Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

tooterfish posted:

Lesnick was rushed to hospital with sepsis.

tooterfish posted:

Lesnick was rolled to hospital with sepsis.

tooterfish posted:

Lesnick was hauled to hospital with sepsis.

tooterfish posted:

Lesnick was freightlifted to hospital with sepsis.

tooterfish posted:

Lesnick and his sepsis were logistically transported at great taxpayer cost to hospital with several container handling gantry cranes.



taxxe;

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Oct 26, 2016

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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Lol, funny oval office. I like you.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


Wouldn't it be easier to just relocate the ER ward?

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
Is Lesnick's sepsis capable of rational thought?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

orcinus posted:

Is Lesnick's sepsis capable of rational thought?
If it were it'd move somewhere nicer.

It has to watch Wing Commander every night for gently caress's sake.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Tippis posted:

Wouldn't it be easier to just relocate the ER ward?

That's him, in the Mriya!

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Good Dumplings posted:

To be fair most of the /r/StarCitizen guys would probably think these people are loving freaks too, seems more like their mods are the garbage monster supporters.

You're wrong. This case might not have made it to /r/starcitizen (and I doubt the mods will allow it) but all the others I mentioned did and they always backed them against "the horrible goon slanderers". Provided you pay your dues in money and shilling Star Citizen is a safe space for deviants and sex offenders.

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Oct 26, 2016

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

tooterfish posted:

If it were it'd move somewhere nicer.

It has to watch Wing Commander every night for gently caress's sake.

It did get him in the hospital, where it was removed, though.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

orcinus posted:

That's him, in the Mriya!



That's what I mean. We're capable of airlifting and rapid-deploying an entire tank platoon. How hard can it be to do the same to an ER ward?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Ben Lesnick's immune system is forcing whatever disease he has to watch WCA on repeat while he constantly talks about ships stats from the original WC games.




100% success rate

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

orcinus posted:

Is Lesnick's sepsis capable of rational thought?

Didn't it crowd fund a game about four years ago? :)

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Ben Lesnick's immune system is forcing whatever disease he has to watch WCA on repeat while he constantly talks about ships stats from the original WC games.




100% success rate

if horses are used to create anti-venon


Ben is used to create a drug to combat sepsis

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
An old associate of mine from Spacebattles just told me that the forum is deleting any mention of Fuzzy's recent activities including, apparently, a thread made by his wife a few weeks ago.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Someone better get started on the hibernation chamber, we might be needing the services of Leonard "J." Crabs soon.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



We may need to skip Crabs and go straight to the Leagle Beagle.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

MeLKoR posted:



Someone better get started on the hibernation chamber, we might be needing the services of Leonard "J." Crabs soon.

Derek says Chris is a dumb idiot.
Citizens: Burn the witch, put him in jail, kill him, hope he dies, let's make a subreddit to talk about how lovely he is.

Some sick gently caress diddles kids.
Citizens: Technically he's innocent until proven guilty, they are merely charges and he hasn't been convicted, furthermore

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

MeLKoR posted:

You're wrong. This case might not have made it to /r/starcitizen (and I doubt the mods will allow it) but all the others I mentioned did and they always backed them against "the horrible goon slanderers". Provided you pay your dues in money and shilling Star Citizen is a safe space for deviants and sex offenders.

It feels like they're more willing to actually think after CitizenCon - but you're right, that place got way too gross to deserve the benefit of the doubt.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

MeLKoR posted:

Hahaha, well caught. :tipshat:


I just wish he had given this one a pass but nooooooooooo, got to derail the goons, can't let them exploit this or it will hurt CIG. :ohdear:

These loving people... smh

Yep. This was a really bad one for him to swoop in on and show how dumb we all are. :(

You figure you might at least read the thread a tad to think "Wow, really lovely thing being discussed here... think I'll pass on being a dick today to anybody.." or at the very least, not use that topic as a tool or weapon against anybody.

But no. Nothing stops some people and it's mostly just sad and pathetic. I sure hope he is fist bumping whoever for really taking it to us all.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Good Dumplings posted:

It feels like they're more willing to actually think after CitizenCon - but you're right, that place got way too gross to deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Propagandist posted:

Derek says Chris is a dumb idiot.
Citizens: Burn the witch, put him in jail, kill him, hope he dies, let's make a subreddit to talk about how lovely he is.

Some sick gently caress diddles kids.
Citizens: Technically he's innocent until proven guilty, they are merely charges and he hasn't been convicted, furthermore

Citizencon shows a very heavily scripted demo that's fracturing at the seams and bugs out several times, to the point where they release videos showing how they could barely even get it to work as well as it did.
Citizens: Wow, look at all the progress on Star Citizen, this is very exciting, procedural planets and touchdowns very soon! All the technology is there, my wallet is open!

The police collect enough evidence to charge someone in a court of law of 11 counts of raping a minor and 2 counts of rape over a six year period.
Citizens: It's yet to be demonstrated to have any basis in fact.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

MeLKoR posted:



Someone better get started on the hibernation chamber, we might be needing the services of Leonard "J." Crabs soon.

Ha, I was waiting for someone to trot out the "innocent until proven guilty" line :D

Just for the benefit of :reddit:, if there was any doubt as to his guilt, they wouldn't be holding him without the option of bail until his sentancing trial. If there was reasonable doubt, they would have the option to electronically tag him, or to place him at a "halfway house" while 'out' on bail, they withhold bail when there is literally no doubt, or they think he would harm someone or himself, or try to do a runner.

Innocent people do not do a runner, harm others or themselves unless they are incomprehensibly stupid and wish to makes themselves appear guilty or want to have loaded firearms pointed at them.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Propagandist posted:

Derek says Chris is a dumb idiot.
Citizens: Burn the witch, put him in jail, kill him, hope he dies, let's make a subreddit to talk about how lovely he is.

Some sick gently caress diddles kids.
Citizens: Technically he's innocent until proven guilty, they are merely charges and he hasn't been convicted, furthermore

It's a twisted world view for those guys.

You figure there are some things that should just break borders. Like agreeing Fuzzy Modem needs to get stabbed in the dick.

But no, if those people I disagree with over a video game say one thing, I must obviously say the other!

Because this is logical somehow.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Ben Lesnick's immune system is forcing whatever disease he has to watch WCA on repeat while he constantly talks about ships stats from the original WC games.




100% success rate

Watching Wing Commander The Movie can cure cancer, but most people feel the cure is worse than the disease.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Sunswipe posted:

Watching Wing Commander The Movie can cure cancer, but most people feel the cure is worse than the disease.

A lot of cancers are treatable these days, people can even make full recoveries from cancers that 20 years ago would have certainly caused a painfull and lingering death.

Wing Commander the movie, is an untreatable, slow, lingering and painfull way to go. You cannot unsee it once seen, even exposure to short clips can cause nausia, vomitting, paranoia, uncontrollable hysterics and bladder failure.

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit
That thread ate my reddit account, downvoted to the depths of shillizen.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Milky Moor posted:

An old associate of mine from Spacebattles just told me that the forum is deleting any mention of Fuzzy's recent activities including, apparently, a thread made by his wife a few weeks ago.

Links? Screenshots? Anything interesting?

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

Don't they put you on the registry as soon as your arrested for something like that?
Did you think about this at all before posting? What a horrifically lovely system that would be. Don't misunderstand, this isn't pedo apology, if he's guilty then he deserves to be hurled face first into a volcano, but gently caress.. If you got put offender lists before being convicted then things are even more hosed up in the American judicial system than I can possibly imagine.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Lazrin posted:

psst... legal doesn't exist.

You could take some cues from them.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

If the single player campaign ever gets released then Star Citizen will die because community support will utterly and completely evaporate when they discover the actual game is a shallow, contrived, largely unplayable mess that gets mind-numbingly dull after the second escort quest.

This is actually a pretty valid point.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Colostomy Bag posted:

Lesnick and the word "rush" does not belong in the same sentence.

"Ben Lesnick had to rush to pizza hut"

sounds ok to me

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

XK posted:

Just think, if you could sneak that 8 year old into your ship, and then head off into unexplored space, the possibilities are endless. Nobody would ever know.

Because of the implication

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
gently caress this goddamn company, the people who defend it and anyone that supports it

Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day

TheAgent posted:

gently caress this goddamn company, the people who defend it and anyone that supports it

Anything juicy recently? It can be bullshit gossip.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Milky Moor posted:

An old associate of mine from Spacebattles just told me that the forum is deleting any mention of Fuzzy's recent activities including, apparently, a thread made by his wife a few weeks ago.

it's not Fuzzy's fault he was coerced by GOONS into being framed as a pedophile, which is actually what the GOONS are, and any post mentioning this false flag operation against Star Citizen must be purged

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
by the way derek if someone comes to you shopping some dirt about sandi, don't even come close to getting involved

its either a troll or its real

those options both suck, just stay the gently caress out of it

less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib

TheAgent posted:

by the way derek if someone comes to you shopping some dirt about sandi, don't even come close to getting involved

its either a troll or its real

those options both suck, just stay the gently caress out of it

now he's just gonna make a blog post that this happened to him weeks ago and he can't wait to tell you which option he picked, coming in his next blog stay tuned.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Conspiratiorist posted:

Anything juicy recently? It can be bullshit gossip.
same old poo poo from before. still hearing about brno and refactoring, but eightace said that was dead so who knows

someone new keeps hitting me up to sell some info for $2500 thru venmo but I don't care and think its p creepy and most likely a troll

SpaceCurtisLeMay
Sep 30, 2016

We're at war with Goons. We were attacked by Goons. Do you want to kill Goons, or would you rather have Citizens killed?

Breetai posted:

lolling forever at the fact that Star Citizen is working on 2.6 and 3.0 simultaneously in preparation for the big door fix rollout, whereas Frontier is working on 1.x and 2.x patches but there's an actual logical reason for working on different iterations of different patch numbers thanks to the way the DLC is handled and there's actual gameplay additions. Like, RSI is once again being beaten around the head by their competitors in a very specific way and all I can do is laugh.

Read someone on the SC thread on the Frontier forums who said the only time you maintain two separate code branches is when you have an already released legacy product along side a new and improved product and I guess Elite qualifies as that. They still make updates, like passenger missions, for the people who own just the legacy 1.0 game plus the fighters, etc. for those with horizons. I guess that makes a certain amount of sense. Problem with Star Citizen is they don't have a released branch unless the SC fans want to claim what they have now is an actual product and not some phantom stage of development.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

That's a really long way to say that Derek Smart is right and the game as promised can't be made, especially in the frankenengine and that's why literally everything is comically broken.

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