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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

Maverick is a dvmb name for a Beagle

thats like a name for a German Shepherd

Rin Tin Tin, Strongheart, Maverick

Pence should've named his beagle "Whip"

going maverick... like a dog!!

e

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:38

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

*Beagle takes a massive squirty dump allover Pence's expensive carpet in his suburban mcmansion then vomits allover it*

Pence: "You...you...Whip..oh come on! Whip that thing again?"

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:39

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/791377224792432640

Also here's yer vomit tweet for the day

also what's with the thread title rn

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:39

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

�Against that backdrop, I would like to address myself to all those in the electorate who remain torn between two so-called major party candidates whom they cannot enthusiastically support,� he writes, going on to predict that Trump would become �unhinged� if elected, and asserting that Trump �makes me fear for the ultimate well-being of the country.�

Without ever mentioning Clinton, Weld�s statement�which acknowledges both that third parties aren�t viable options, and that Trump is historically dangerous�urges the electorate to vote for her.

�This is not the time to cast a jocular or feel-good vote for a man whom you may have briefly found entertaining,� Weld concludes, referring to Donald Trump.

bill weld i knew u were a massachusetts republican at heart

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Slate Action posted:

Possibly, possibly an outlier. Possibly.

Onto the pile!!

almost certainly, but should be enough to stop some pearl clutching because CLINTON WAS ONLY UP 4 IN NH :byodood:

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:39

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Al! posted:

where do i go for "all of the above"

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:39

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

also what's with the thread title rn

trump did another promo at his DC hotel

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:39

Lum_: Jun 5, 2006

quote:

There is no difference between the ideology of ISIS and the Iranian regime, except ISIS is Sunni and Iran is Shiite.

"There is no difference between the ideology of Trump and Hillary Clinton, except Trump is Republican and Clinton is Democrat."

It's literally that stupid a statement, unless you think "Islam" in and of itself is some evil bogeyman that's going to come screaming from the desert to steal your womenfolk.

Lum_ fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Oct 26, 2016

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:39

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

Maverick is a dvmb name for a Beagle

thats like a name for a German Shepherd

Rin Tin Tin, Strongheart, Maverick

Pence should've named his beagle "Whip"

I liked that the neighbor in Honey I Shrunk the Kids had a cat named spike.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:41

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

almost certainly, but should be enough to stop some pearl clutching because CLINTON WAS ONLY UP 4 IN NH

I'm glad for it because RCP lets garbage R-friendly polls like Gravis into their averages so it's only fair they let some Liberal Apocalypse ones in to balance things out.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:41

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

also what's with the thread title rn

Trump is having an entirely legitimate campaign stop in DC today, which by total coincidence happens to coincide at the same time and place as the ribbon cutting on his latest doomed to fail hotel there. This is in no way a cheap trick designed to get free publicity, nor one that he has used before.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:40

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

Epic High Five posted:

Oh that's interesting I should learn more

Oh odd what is this conspicuous period where nothing is mentioned from 1938 to 1945

like for real, germany as a whole was a hotspot for recreational drug production.

they imported almost all of the world's coca crops for production up until 1930 when the weimar got super serious on their crackdown (which started with heavily restricting sales in pharmacies from 1924).starting in like 1918, you were only supposed to get cocaine by prescription there, but it was like getting a precription for weed in 2016 california. bayer was basically the leading producer of everything, and of the stuff they weren't it was iirc usually merck

and all this time, up until 1930, germany was producing all sorts of fully pure drugs for illicit sales overseas, because most countries had started banning fun drugs in the 1900s to 1910s.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:41

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

where do i go for "all of the above"

Hall B

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:41

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/791377707334524928

48-33 among LV.

They had Clinton +6 in September
Clinton +4 in July

Schnorkles posted:

48-33 is the topline in this poll

this is an outlier, but the first time I'm going to be worried that it's really < 8 is when I see Trump > 43 in a top quality poll and he's at 36 with leaners added in this one

like I said, this week's felt like a mix of 8-10s and 12s depending on what set of polls you've been looking at, but I haven't yet seen something that makes me think 6 is even realistic

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:41

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

trump did another promo at his DC hotel

oh okay so that was the tweet about all the news nets being on commercial i saw skimming

trump thread best thread

e: also thank you that was rude of me initially

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Slate Action posted:

I'm glad for it because RCP lets garbage R-friendly polls like Gravis into their averages so it's only fair they let some Liberal Apocalypse ones in to balance things out.

there's some pretty serious divergance in what pollsters view as the election day electorate right now. gonna be interesting to find out who's right

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:42

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Arzying crew reminder: exactly one month ago, the ailing grandmother with Parkinson's was up 1 point and an all time record 3/4 of C-Spam were having panic attacks while imagining her coughing fits during the debate

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:42

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/790772883450568704

Travis is Austin, which is good news for dems.

Bexar is San Antonio, Dallas is Dallas (which leans the most republican of the cities), Harris is Houston, Tarrant is Fort Worth.

But yeah, all these counties vote dem so this is good news.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:42

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Al! posted:

they don't even tell you where the POOPHOLE is

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:44

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Adar posted:

Arzying crew reminder: exactly one month ago, the ailing grandmother with Parkinson's was up 1 point and an all time record 3/4 of C-Spam were having panic attacks while imagining her coughing fits during the debate

yea it was p funny

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:43

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

and then she sends a drone just to see how fast it can go underwater as you try to swim away from the hellfire missile

[CACKLE TO YOURSELF]

I can even imagine what she's wearing on that helicopter ride

something like Dr. Evil meets Coco Chanel

She's only missing the shoulder straps

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:45

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https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/791379070466613249

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:45

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

there's some pretty serious divergance in what pollsters view as the election day electorate right now. gonna be interesting to find out who's right

what's even more interesting is that the highest quality pollsters with the best looking crosstabs and the campaign's own internals are all on the same side and that side looks approximately like this:

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:46

f#a#: Sep 6, 2004; I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Question:

Has anybody been archiving this thread's titles? I think it would be great to see literally all of them once this rollercoaster of an election comes to a halt and also right now i want to see how many there are

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:45

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Shageletic posted:

She's only missing the shoulder straps

thats the exact outfit I was thinking.

Forego shoulder straps, go for shoulder pads

bing bong bing, simple

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:45

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

triple sulk posted:

imagine being a dog that had to have mike pence as its owner

the wonderful thing about dogs is that it doesn't matter how evil you are they love you and encourage you to be loving to your fellows :angel:

also yeah if my little buddy Chip bit it i'd be inconsolable for days

pumpkin chip is searching for the Great Pumpkin

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:46

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Bunleigh posted:

they don't even tell you where the POOPHOLE is

its a gun show

Theyre all poopholes

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:45

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

journo twitter with the scoop

Fuck You And Diebold fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Oct 26, 2016

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Adar posted:

what's even more interesting is that the highest quality pollsters with the best looking crosstabs and the campaign's own internals are all on the same side and that side looks approximately like this:

minus seltzer and Q, but neither of those have had a good read on this electorate I think.

e: tbf this is more on a state by state basis, rather than their national polls. which seem to fall somewhere in the range.

Schnorkles fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Oct 26, 2016

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:45

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/790772883450568704

Travis is Austin, which is good news for dems.

Bexar is San Antonio, Dallas is Dallas (which leans the most republican of the cities), Harris is Houston, Tarrant is Fort Worth.

But yeah, all these counties vote dem so this is good news.

it's fuckin insane here. I'm actually waiting to early vote because my area, both times I've driven by on errands and all, has had lines going outside. This has literally never happened and it's kinda amazing. Like, I'm a lovely political nerd so honestly I kinda don't even care that this area leans heavy D so that means my side is getting more support, I just genuinely hope at least half of those people stay involved in politics because holy poo poo that's what the whole battleground texas movement needs more than one purple election.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:48

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# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:48

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/791379070466613249

Welp, guess we gotta pack it in. It was a good run, fellow Hillailures.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:48

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/791379070466613249

Oh word?

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:48

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/791380188688855040

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:48

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

Clinton +14 in the AP poll :arzy:

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:49

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

minus seltzer and Q, but neither of those have had a good read on this electorate I think.

exactly

I've seen the crosstabs of every major poll in the past month and the only ones I pay no attention to are the ones with minority numbers for Trump > Romney's, the 50 state failurevisions, and Emerson (nobody should ever pay any attention to Emerson)

when you narrow it down to this set, you have Quinnipac on one side and about two dozen Madmaxguitarguy.jpg on the other

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:48

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Zyla posted:

i love you c spam

tha feelings mutual zyla ol pal

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:48

DutchDupe: Dec 25, 2013; How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:49

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

brocretin posted:

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Scott Adams had been floating six feet off the floor for
three weeks.  His feet and hands tingled, and his eyes burned
with the flames of a dying fire.  He had last heard someone
speak to him as the cell door slammed shut. He didn't
remember what the uniformed man had said.  The words had
bounced off the bars of the cell and rang through Scott's
ears.  Scott had been talking to himself for the last few
minutes, something about getting caught, but then his ears
began to tingle just like his hands.

He looked at his hands, but the fire in his eyes made him
blink.  Tears came, and when he opened his eyes again, his
hands had been melted into fleshy pancakes that wafted in the
ripples flowing over the fire in his eyes.

"drat cell," he heard someone say.  "Last time I had a good
meal was three days ago.  The food they feed you in here could
kill a lab rat."

Rats.  He had remembered something about rats.  But his ears
began to ring again and the voice speaking to him faded off
into the background of his mind.  In its place, there was a
new sound, the clapping of hands together.  He blinked hard to
made out his hands again.  They had disappeared; his arms
connected at the wrists.

He thought back to the time he went ice skating on a pond.  He
remembered the sound of his skates on ice, a gentle scrapping.
Scrapping away now inside his ears, trying to tear down his
thoughts.  There had been a woman with a white fur tube over her
hands.  Her wrists were like his now.  The wrists of 
someone who had tried too many times to clap his hands.  He
had been applauding everyone else in life, but never himself.
The hands, like himself, had been put into prison, and he
didn't know why.

"Can't sleep in here, if the smell of this musty bedroll
doesn't make you sick, then the sound of the rats chewing
inside the walls will keep you up.  You'll wake up from your
dreams to their little chomping.  Sometimes I think that they
are chewing me..."  The voice was coming from inside the cell,
but Scott couldn't see anyone.

Scott hadn't always been alone, he could vaguely recall from
somewhere inside his broken mind that there had been friends,
lovers, murderers.

He recalled a theory he had come up with after a bloody
schoolhouse brawl.  The theory was simple.  At some point in
time, everyone was a murderer.  Whether or not they ever felt
remorse, they had all wanted someone dead.  Hatred.  Everyone
knew the feeling of hatred.  Scott had known hatred on that
schoolyard.  His beater had laughed at their bloody faces, a
laugh which now echoed through his ears, rhythmically blocking
out the other voice in the cell.

The schoolyard was usually a place where Scott and his
friends would play football or foursquare or something, but
today, there was an edge.  Maybe everyone had eaten cereal
with milk that was about to go bad, or maybe there was too
much smoke in the air from the wheeling hubcap factory.
Football had been extremely rough.  Scott had gone to play
foursquare after he got tackled by five boys who weren't his
friends.  But today, even foursquare had an evil twist.  The
top square today had become habituated to making fun of the
first square.  Scott had decided that it was an evil day.
When his beater started to push him around, he exploded.
Hatred flowed from his eyes, his hands and feet began to
tingle.  All of his coordination left him, and his face was
beaten to a bloody mess.  The schoolyard disciplinarian had
been slow to notice the ensuing carnage, and she didn't really
care anyway.

Scott would have killed him if he could have.  He would have
torn out the eyes of his beater.  He would have made him pay
for his abuses.  But his hands had begun to tingle.  He
couldn't feel his feet and he had begun to float off the
ground.

Everyone was a murderer, but Scott couldn't remember his
reason for why that was so. He thought it was something about
hands, the passion for justice. His hands and feet had begun
to tingle, and he was floating farther off the floor.  He
looked up from his hands, and he saw the bars of the cell,
moving left and right, opening wide and then closing shut
like the surf coming up a beach.  Every time that he thought
he would be safe, the bars crested up, the opening closing,
the wave rising, crashing.  The result would be the same, he
would never escape.  The bars would crush him, break his back.

He could feel the roughness of the sand under his palms, for
all the motion of the waves around him, his hands had come to
rest serenely upon the ocean floor.  His body tossed and
flipped, pivoting about his hands under which he could feel
the safe, coarse sand.  The wave crashed one final time, he
landed upside down, his hands thrown clear from the sandy
bottom, the rush of the water filling his ears, his nose, his
mouth, the sound of crashing water cascading down from his
feet to his head- penetrating his mind to tear down thoughts.
Like the sand castle he had built to withstand the tide, his
thoughts came down around him.

Scott had a good life, so much time, so much time.  He had
loved swimming, turning, beating. He had loved the tingle in
his hands and feet, his inability to kill his nemesis.  Once
he had fallen down the stairs, and just for a moment, his
hands came to rest on the carpet of the stairs.  In that
instant, his body had frozen, floating over the stairs, safe
from falling, but the moment didn't last.  The ocean crashed
about him, his hands torn free from the sandy bottom, his body
flipping, falling.

But now he levitated farther up, his hands still tingling.  He
began to float through the bars, he expected the instant of
safety as his hands found footing, but that moment did not
come, the bars squeezed his body.  His chest tingled. As he
fell through his cage, his legs tingled.  The fire in his eyes
had become a cold wind, he blinked away tears.  He tumbled
through the bars, spinning and turning, he could see a man.
In his hand he saw a small white rat.  A pounding, the
crashing waves in his ears became rhythmical, hard.  The man
was beating the rat against the floor.  Pounding, pounding. 
Blood covered his hands, the man's hands tingled. He had
broken them on the floor of the cell.  Disciplinarian, lover,
murderer.  Scott looked back into the cell.  He saw himself,
disciplinarian, lover, murderer.  He had killed his nemesis.
The rat lay dead in his bloody hands.  At last, he held the
throat of his beater.

He escaped into the waves.

The waves.

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fleeing all t'rmpncacntr, Jose and Muhammed settled upon USA. They brought the an'chr, babies who began to shape the cities of USA into bodegas and mosques, taco trucks and universities.

When the t'rmpncacntr came, Jose was deported, and Mohammed in anger, flung the t'rmpncacntr into the tower. The tower shamed them, but they gave a speech on its surface.

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Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

it appears Bumblebill is at a Trump event RIGHT NOW

I hope he doesn't die of joy overload :ohdear:

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