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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

brocretin posted:

they were so good they led me to this thread

the hurricane-like catastrophe that ensued is recorded here for all to see

it still pales to the wonder of the libertarian convention though.

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Princeps32 posted:

i personally enjoyed the 3-day scandal around trump buying steaks and putting his own discontinued brand name on them before piling them next to his podium for a primary victory speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-LsBbkCcY

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

brocretin posted:

:agreed:, but i can't help but suspect trump bullied her into it

melania strikes me as someone trying to justify several very bad choices she made in the past

and failing

i can buy that

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Weeping Wound posted:

the really good ones come in cardboard tubes and say something about single malt or whatever :ssh:

I would know because I've had some in a tiny Dixie cup that had a joke and some fish on it

yea, its really more of a $$$ thing. If I wanted to just appreciate it, I'd drink it neat and stash it. I have had 12 year old single malt japanese whiskey that came in those packages, kicked my rear end once and fell in the bathtub blacked out :sparkles:

definitely want to get something like that though for occasions to sip, not swig.

otherwise ill just blow it on 15 buck whiskey just to take the edge off :beerpal:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

i have heard i would like glendalough but i dont know if thats a good thing

my taste buds are very stupid when it comes to alcohol so i normally just stick to poverty jameson

dont want to overthink the thing that i do to help me not have to think

I just remember it being something stupidly expensive and it went great with the pizza at the lawyer's office

he ended up giving me a clock and some other stuff out of the back of his minivan. it was a strange job.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

are we posting the greatest hits of this thread now

gotta remember Jeb!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aIEUyULQpk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA

https://vine.co/v/erQmKFXZ6OD

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/692870108910219265

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

turdfuzz is an under appreciated s-tier poster who's grumpiness hides a soft and caring interior

agreed i love his hostility

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

botox is probably the funniest cause it's like sure i'll just inject poison into myself to clear up these wrinkles, shouldn't be a problem.

oh no the long-term effects are disastrous, who could have imagined.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pretty sure it's Planet of the Apes.

Adar
Jul 27, 2001
Melania was most likely a very high priced escort who made a conscious choice to marry for effectively nearly infinite money and was fine with the arrangement up until her dumbass husband decided to expose all of his flaws to the entire universe at once

on the other hand she gets a large chunk of that money in the upcoming divorce, so good for her

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Yinlock posted:

cosmetic surgery never really made sense to me either way(with the exception of disfiguring injuries or whatnot)

Are you eight years old?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zikan posted:

gotta remember Jeb!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

yea, its really more of a $$$ thing. If I wanted to just appreciate it, I'd drink it neat and stash it. I have had 12 year old single malt japanese whiskey that came in those packages, kicked my rear end once and fell in the bathtub blacked out :sparkles:

definitely want to get something like that though for occasions to sip, not swig.

otherwise ill just blow it on 15 buck whiskey just to take the edge off :beerpal:

sometimes its also useful to drink whiskey to put the edge on

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

her weird face fits uncannily well into trump's aesthetic, which makes me suspicious that it was actually her choice

if it wasn't, that may be one of the creepiest things about him in a horror movie kinda way

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Schnorkles posted:

turdfuzz is an under appreciated s-tier poster who's grumpiness hides a soft and caring interior

I think it'd gauche to openly rate posters I like and encourage rivalries between them. So people are just going to have to sense my silent approval

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

TildeATH posted:

Are you eight years old?

i am not, why do you ask?

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

Schnorkles posted:

it still pales to the wonder of the libertarian convention though.

i am miffed as gently caress i didn't get into this early enough to see that

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Yinlock posted:

i am not, why do you ask?

Have you met any human beings?

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I LOVE POSTING ON THE INTERNET

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

Someone needs to sit Matt down and explain to him where babies come from



How babby get beard?

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/791394021339983872?lang=en

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Adar posted:

Melania was most likely a very high priced escort who made a conscious choice to marry for effectively nearly infinite money and was fine with the arrangement up until her dumbass husband decided to expose all of his flaws to the entire universe at once

on the other hand she gets a large chunk of that money in the upcoming divorce, so good for her

hes likely got an ironclad prenuptial agreement that leaves her with nothing

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

TildeATH posted:

Have you met any human beings?

i think i can see what you're getting at, but just because i can see WHY people do something does not mean it makes any loving sense.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Never forget!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Ostentatious posted:

I LOVE POSTING ON THE INTERNET

same

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jewel Repetition posted:

Possibly the funniest and worst-rated Vic Berger video ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK5T7CLujoc

The best thing is all the angry Trump supporter comments.

I guess they need some sort of safe space

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Need to pick up something good for the election, but none of my go to drinks are that expensive. Vodka anything more expensive than absolut is a waste, don't get much better than Bombay for gin, does rum get a lot better if you put more $$ into it?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/791376119693975552

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zyla posted:

hes likely got an ironclad prenuptial agreement that leaves her with nothing

tbf it's trump so 50/50 he doesn't have a prenup and just won't pay her

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


shouting into the void never been so fun

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg1t_nGaDLs

description in there, yw~ :3:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I think it'd gauche to openly rate posters I like and encourage rivalries between them. So people are just going to have to sense my silent approval

<-------- #1

zakkro
May 29, 2015


SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I think it'd gauche to openly rate posters I like and encourage rivalries between them. So people are just going to have to sense my silent approval

Epic High Five posted:

<-------- #69

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Even Carson made a bigger sacrifice to the campaign gods :sad:

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Bunleigh posted:

can we get an involuntary gangtag for all lategame arzyers

does anyone actually have any links to some historic Arzy arzying posts?

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


That's not very funny. That's not funny at all. :(

Good dogge

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Early voting is starting in a bunch of Florida counties now.

Votes will start getting locked in.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

https://twitter.com/kshipwhitecat/status/791387651756560384

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


god dammit that made me laugh even though mike pence's dog deserves neither death nor being owned by mike pence

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Need to pick up something good for the election, but none of my go to drinks are that expensive. Vodka anything more expensive than absolut is a waste, don't get much better than Bombay for gin, does rum get a lot better if you put more $$ into it?

Sailor Jerry's is good, Mariana vouched for it. I tried it and it's good rum for your $$$

Be careful though, it can pack a punch.

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