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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sentient Data posted:

You can buy a huge block of isbns for relatively cheap as a one-time fee (and can turn the isbns into scannable barcodes), but if you need upcs you have to pay a pricy recurring license basically forever

Ah that makes sense in this case as the bar code is just the ISBN. The manufacturer is also an old publisher (number 23 for this country) so they probably had a few to spare.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Avenging_Mikon posted:

That's called a UPC, for selling it at a retail location

You were sort of close though, it's both ISBN-13 and EAN-13 :prepop: at the same time :eyepop: but not UPC.

quote:

Barcode format compatibility is maintained, because (aside from the group breaks) the ISBN-13 barcode format is identical to the EAN barcode format of existing 10-digit ISBNs.

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Ddraig posted:

Speaking as a former Librarian the municipal libraries are a bit behind the times and should probably adopt the UDC system since its sort of the industry standard, or at the very least should be.

The inner Librarian in me is hopeful for the glorious day when there's a universal single standard worldwide and all information is catalogued with it.

So that's one trouser leg, does the other have complete and utter anarchy in the library system?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Jerry Cotton posted:

No you idiot poo poo fuckhead it's got an ISBN it's pretty loving easy to tell because it says "ISBN" in front of it. :downsowned:

Nice meltdown.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Alternative pants posted:

So that's one trouser leg, does the other have complete and utter anarchy in the library system?

Lets just say the stacks don't quite stack and leave it at that. The horror is too immense.

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
I have a low end hi-fi system in my home, I like it.

Im sitting here, right now, thirty three years on this earth and I cup my hands around my ears, like they were big ol koala ears, while I listen to some music on this poo poo.

I already knew that cupping your hands like that will amplify the volume, I did not know that moving your fingers up, our your thumb down, would act as an equaliser

Whoa man

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Everything required to build a fully functional chicken is in a chicken egg.

It's so obvious but I just realized it while cooking eggs. 🐣

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Birds come from eggs? Amazing.

I recently learner that the expression "dead as a door nail" is derived from the fact that the nail in a door hinge (usually) doesn't move when the hinge swings open or shut.

Similarly (having never been any kind of musician) "play it by ear" means to play something by sounds alone, without the sheet music.

Both if these may be false as I can't be bothered to google them.

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

JoelJoel posted:

Similarly (having never been any kind of musician) "play it by ear" means to play something by sounds alone, without the sheet music.
That's pretty much what it means, yes. But I'm genuinely curious what you thought it meant before figuring this out.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JoelJoel posted:

I recently learner that the expression "dead as a door nail" is derived from the fact that the nail in a door hinge (usually) doesn't move when the hinge swings open or shut.

This makes no sense even without binging (:lol: at googling in 2016 just :laffo:) because those would be hingenails not doornails.

Have some doornails:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

HairyManling posted:

That's pretty much what it means, yes. But I'm genuinely curious what you thought it meant before figuring this out.

Just figured it meant to "wing it", which is, incidentally, another expression I can't make heads or tails of. Oh, there's another one. Idioms, man.

I tried to bing em, but all I got was very specific porn.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Pikachu is called that because he likes to watch (peek(pik)) people sneezing (you say achoo (achu) when you sneeze)

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

JoelJoel posted:

Just figured it meant to "wing it", which is, incidentally, another expression I can't make heads or tails of. Oh, there's another one. Idioms, man.

I tried to bing em, but all I got was very specific porn.

"This expression comes from the theater, where it alludes to an actor studying his part in the wings (the areas to either side of the stage) because he has been suddenly called on to replace another. First recorded in 1885, it eventually was extended to other kinds of improvisation based on unpreparedness."

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Baron Corbyn posted:

Pikachu is called that because he likes to watch (peek(pik)) people sneezing (you say achoo (achu) when you sneeze)

I was expecting you to work (((Pikachu))) into this post somehow.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Henchman of Santa posted:

I was expecting you to work (((Pikachu))) into this post somehow.

Jeremy isn't anti-semitic despite what the Labour right would have you believe.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Baron Corbyn posted:

Pikachu is called that because he likes to watch (peek(pik)) people sneezing (you say achoo (achu) when you sneeze)
Lives up to the thread title.

Related:

Celery Face posted:

I was trying to fool around with someone in a car at a secluded spot but we kept getting interrupted by people playing Pokemon Go. :(

Roro posted:

Holy poo poo, this is gold. Did they get any rare Pokemon? :allears:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Or did they just get a pikachu?

:haw:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pikachu secret origin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJjeesteTEg

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

JoelJoel posted:

Just figured it meant to "wing it"

This is how my grandparents and parents use it, so I guess it's at least semi common.

Example: "What do you guys want for dinner?" - "Let's drive into town and we'll play it by ear."

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Troons are trans goons. I thought it was something to do with cartoons. People mentioned something about shmorky and troons and I always thougth it was just like really goony cartoonists or something.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

JoelJoel posted:

Just figured it meant to "wing it", which is, incidentally, another expression I can't make heads or tails of. Oh, there's another one. Idioms, man.

I tried to bing em, but all I got was very specific porn.

Cant make heads or tails is referring to coin tosses.

Playing it by ear is sort of like the old punchline "Do you know (person's name)?" "No but if you can hum a few bars I'll fake it!" Means to try to play a song you don't know based off of how it sounds. Gets used in a lot of other aspects of life when someone doesn't really know what they're doing but they're giving it their best shot.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

This is for the auto mechanics and DIYer goons:

I've been working on cars since I was ten years old, and I've been using aerosol solvents for just as long. The little red straw they come with for precision spraying is taped to the side of the can, and after use, I would gently and carefully put the straw back into the tape if it didn't get damaged or torn. Otherwise, I would just leave the straw someplace visible in my workshop where it would eventually disappear. I've still got quite a few straws, but it loving sucks when they're not handily and readily with the can.

Today I was doing brakes on my truck, and I had a new can of brake cleaner on hand. I pulled the cap off the can and got looking at it. Almost all caps have an impression in them that look like this:



it's where you put the straw when it's not in use, like so:



I was like :aaaaa:, :downs:, and :doh: at the same time. All those years of missing and lost straws and cursing the tape from whence they came. I'm never taking the caps for granted and tossing them ever again.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

You Are A Elf posted:

This is for the auto mechanics and DIYer goons:

I've been working on cars since I was ten years old, and I've been using aerosol solvents for just as long. The little red straw they come with for precision spraying is taped to the side of the can, and after use, I would gently and carefully put the straw back into the tape if it didn't get damaged or torn. Otherwise, I would just leave the straw someplace visible in my workshop where it would eventually disappear. I've still got quite a few straws, but it loving sucks when they're not handily and readily with the can.

Today I was doing brakes on my truck, and I had a new can of brake cleaner on hand. I pulled the cap off the can and got looking at it. Almost all caps have an impression in them that look like this:



it's where you put the straw when it's not in use, like so:



I was like :aaaaa:, :downs:, and :doh: at the same time. All those years of missing and lost straws and cursing the tape from whence they came. I'm never taking the caps for granted and tossing them ever again.

This is what happens with autodidacts :mmmhmm:

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Summer of 69 does not begin with "Got my first real sex dream".

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Simply Simon posted:

Summer of 69 does not begin with "Got my first real sex dream".

How would you buy that at the 5 and dime?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



nexus6 posted:

How would you buy that at the 5 and dime?

Dreams are right next to the Office and School Supplies at mine. Sex dreams are on the upper shelves out of the reach of children.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

nexus6 posted:

How would you buy that at the 5 and dime?
I'm not the kind of person who really listens to lyrics with songs unless they're really easy to understand, so the first line always jumped out at me and the rest was lost in the same "rhyming sounds" salad most songs for me are comprised of. I'm not a native speaker to boot, so I mishear/don't understand a LOT of lyrics, because they tend to use uncommon words to fit the music, be slurred to fit the rhythm, shouted to fit the emotional content etc.
"My first real sex dream" always sounded perfectly clear to me and also made sense because when I hear 1969, I think sexual revolution, and the verse ends with "best days of my life", perfectly sensible, right? I have no idea what the song is about. I also hate it. It is played 50% of the time on German radion stations.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

And then he plays until his fingers bleed, sounds about right.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Simply Simon posted:

I'm not the kind of person who really listens to lyrics with songs unless they're really easy to understand, so the first line always jumped out at me and the rest was lost in the same "rhyming sounds" salad most songs for me are comprised of. I'm not a native speaker to boot, so I mishear/don't understand a LOT of lyrics, because they tend to use uncommon words to fit the music, be slurred to fit the rhythm, shouted to fit the emotional content etc.
"My first real sex dream" always sounded perfectly clear to me and also made sense because when I hear 1969, I think sexual revolution, and the verse ends with "best days of my life", perfectly sensible, right? I have no idea what the song is about. I also hate it. It is played 50% of the time on German radion stations.

For the longest time I tried to make out what Die Toten Hosen were singing in this one bit. Then I got a version of the song by another band and turns out it was "lalala" :negative:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Simply Simon posted:

Summer of 69 does not begin with "Got my first real sex dream".

I recently learner that mondegreen is a really cool word.

It's also one of the few words in English that is what it describes. I'm sure there's a word for it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JoelJoel posted:

I recently learner that mondegreen is a really cool word.

It's also one of the few words in English that is what it describes. I'm sure there's a word for it.

Homology.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Or "autological."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Danish words sammensætte (v.) or sammensætning (n.) are autological – sammen = together, sætte = to put, sætning = that which is put... It means words (and other things) that are put together! :)

I suppose synthesis (literally the same stems, but in Greek) and composition (do., Latin) could be said to be autological as well, but I'm not sure if they really apply to words.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

JoelJoel posted:

It's also one of the few words in English that is what it describes.

Pentasyllabic is another one I've always liked.

Memento has a new favorite as of 01:57 on Oct 7, 2016

Grillfiend
Nov 29, 2015

Belgians ITT
(ie Me)


Simply Simon posted:

I'm not the kind of person who really listens to lyrics with songs unless they're really easy to understand, so the first line always jumped out at me and the rest was lost in the same "rhyming sounds" salad most songs for me are comprised of. I'm not a native speaker to boot, so I mishear/don't understand a LOT of lyrics, because they tend to use uncommon words to fit the music, be slurred to fit the rhythm, shouted to fit the emotional content etc.
"My first real sex dream" always sounded perfectly clear to me and also made sense because when I hear 1969, I think sexual revolution, and the verse ends with "best days of my life", perfectly sensible, right? I have no idea what the song is about. I also hate it. It is played 50% of the time on German radion stations.

this will blow your mind : the 69 does not refer to the year 1969

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Microsoft Excel could be, in part, a pun on the word "cell", as in what its tables are made up of.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

AlphaKretin posted:

Microsoft Excel could be, in part, a pun on the word "cell", as in what its tables are made up of.

I used excel for my entire undergrad degree and I never once thought this you mother fucker.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Grillfiend posted:

this will blow your mind : the 69 does not refer to the year 1969
I just looked it up. So...I was right, it is a sex thing! HA!

Creature
Mar 9, 2009

We've already seen a dead horse
Neil Innes is not Neil Hannon. They're both musicians from the UK, but they're not the same person at all.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Grillfiend posted:

this will blow your mind : the 69 does not refer to the year 1969

Bryan Adams is old but I don't think he was around in 69 AD.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


FreudianSlippers posted:

Bryan Adams is old but I don't think he was around in 69 AD.

And he was nine years old in the summer of 1969.

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