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A large farva
Sep 5, 2006

Ramrod XTreme
You beautiful bastard.

SCHWARBI ACQUIRED

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


MY BEEFY BOY
MY HUSKY LAD

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

i'm really glad for schwarby

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Kyle you glorious fat man. :allears:

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
"Yeah Schwarbs!!! Attaboy!!!" - Theo Epstein, a man who has fallen in love with a husky baseball mashing child

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Schwarber batting .400 with a walk

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Not a Schwarbomb but I WILL TAKE IT

After the game last night I'm happy for anything. My body is ready.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Schwarbs. :allears:

speedtek
Nov 26, 2004

Let's make it out, baby.
Aw he's so excited that he got a hit off an Indians pitcher :3

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Michael Bayleaf posted:

call him something really mean and then dump your drink on him. THis is war

He looks like the crypt keeper. Which is cool

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Yay Schwarber! :allears:

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
lol Theo looks like he wants to run out there and hug him.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
huh. didn't know Smash Mouth played for the Cubs.

A large farva
Sep 5, 2006

Ramrod XTreme
Jaaaavy come on man

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Vintage Javy right there

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Big Mean Jerk posted:

huh. didn't know Smash Mouth played for the Cubs.

smash mouth eat the pitch

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Baez honestly what the gently caress dude

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
What the hell were you swinging at there Javy?

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

That's a really bad at-bat Javy. Wow

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
damnit baez

I can't believe how well schwarber is playing after that much time off

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Why do pitchers throw anything but a ball in the dirt outside to Javy?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Javy does not give a gently caress jesus. What happened.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

baez forgot what to do in the excitement

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

SharkTattoos posted:

Jaaaavy come on man

He REALLY needs to take a deep breath. He is swinging at literally everything. At his best he swings at almost everything.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Hmmm they got 2015 Schwarber but also had to bring back 2015 Javy

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Thank god we got out of there with only 1

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Does Bauer come back out in the fourth? He's at 71 pitches.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
I'm pleased to know Schwarber has the green light on 3-0

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Schwarber looked so happy.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Sorry about all that consumer fraud.

Signed,

Wells Fargo

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Why do pitchers throw anything but a ball in the dirt outside to Javy?

You joke but I actually have no idea. He seems really susceptible to the breaking ball down and away, particularly in a high leverage AB.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
LOOOOL This motherfucking Wells Fargo commercial.

gently caress off racist assholes.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
That douche with the PiPhi hat on behind home

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

wyoak posted:

Hmmm they got 2015 Schwarber but also had to bring back 2015 Javy

Maddon got a time machine right before game 1.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Hendricks in-game interview: Raw emotion with a side of expletives.

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

That wells fargo commercial was garbage

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I'm late, but I can't get over how Schwarber could come back and hit major league pitching after only seeing batting cages since April. That's unreal.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Every time I see Schwarber's chin scruff, I can't help but think of Joe Dirt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqM8TeaLzZ4

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Why do pitchers throw anything but a ball in the dirt outside to Javy?

Sometimes Javy waits for a pitch in the zone and sometimes Javy just is going to swing at everything

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
They really thought a Kyle Hendricks interview was a good use of airtime

And showing Kyle Hendricks's face at-length was a good use of screentime. So dynamic

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