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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Hi thread, have the miserable cubs posters from last night shown any embarrassment this thread?



P.S. the fat baseball mummy continues to mash. Do they park him in right in Chicago?

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Ground Rule IV
Apr 23, 2016
MLB sent out the no-no alert. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Schwarber with that salamander heater brings back memories of using a shed in the country to lift in January, 2009.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Here comes the Beefy Man with a bat.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

zobrist continuing to be the man

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

baez gonna strike out on these pitches unless he cools off a bit

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I hope the NL adopts the DH just for as long as Schwarber is on the Cubs.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
I still just feel dread.

I've come to terms that I can never be happy as a sports fan.

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
lol his batting stance for that Ball 4 pitch.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
Lmao the schwarb-o-meter sign owns

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Don't worry, Baez will strike out again to fix this.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I like that Zobrist changed back into his invincible form from earlier this year.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
The schwarb walks again

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
That was not Kevlar with the Schwarb-o-Meter, sadly.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
Did he just throw 8 straight balls?

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Goddamn Schwarber is a beast

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

"coming out of the bullpen he has been a starter this year"

joe buck

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Schwarber straight up has the best plate discipline of anybody in the lineup atm and he's been out all season.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Good thing this game got moved up an hour

We might even get through six innings two hours after the original start time :eyepop:

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

GET MY BELT SON posted:

"coming out of the bullpen he has been a starter this year"

joe buck

His hair plug addiction rattled him man

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

hanales posted:

Did he just throw 8 straight balls?

Then Javy swung at the next 2

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

Pancakes posted:

That was not Kevlar with the Schwarb-o-Meter, sadly.

Ugh. What is he even doing then?!

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Baez has regressed.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Sydin posted:

Schwarber straight up has the best plate discipline of anybody in the lineup atm and he's been out all season.

Makes sense, he spent the whole season not swinging at pitches. Dude's well practiced.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
loving Baez. Just take a pitch

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Sydin posted:

Schwarber straight up has the best plate discipline of anybody in the lineup atm and he's been out all season.

he's not used to swinging, you see

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


c'mon javy get it together

arkmedes
Jun 24, 2009
8 straight balls, better swing at everything

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Baez. Stop. Swinging.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
It'd be real nice if you stopped swinging at balls Javy.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
How could you possibly be that swing-happy after the past two at-bats Javy

Has he swung at three straight balls

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Schwarber is taking Baez's spotlight Javy can't stand for this...must hit dingers.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

You basically have to throw a pitch at Javy so he doesn't swing

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

ChiTownEddie posted:

Ugh. What is he even doing then?!

Impersonating Sandberg to fleece rubes, last I heard.

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
:siren: Baez took a pitch :siren:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Niwrad posted:

You basically have to throw a pitch at Javy so he doesn't swing

Confirmed.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

who is the bald guy with the viking beard in the cubs dugout?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Does the Indians pitching coach train all their pitchers to take 3 minutes between each pitch?

arkmedes
Jun 24, 2009
So Baez is trash now?

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
All he had to do was not swing and he'd get on base. :sigh:

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