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I have a facebook friend who I barely know, whose girlfriend is named Lakyn. He's very excited to have a girlfriend and he tags her in just about everything he posts. "Hillary? More like KILLary! LOL Rite Lakyn?!" I cringe so hard every time. I should probably hide him but he goes several weeks without posting anything so I forget about him, and then goes on a 2-3 day posting rampage. I barely know the guy and I have never met Lakyn but I already don't like her because of her name and also he posts the most inane garbage ever. Trucks, guns, snakes, Lakyn, and hating liberals is as far as his mind can stretch.
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Man, that's some incredible stdh right there.
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Oh my god gently caress off
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Back when husbands theoretically had absolute power over their wives, and Kings theoretically had absolute power over their subjects, Kings mistresses tended to be their wives of their courtiers. Now you might suppose the King was shaking down his courtiers – but hang on there. The wife screws the King, and goes back to her beta orbiter husband’s bed, where presumably they chastely cuddle while she weeps on his shoulder about how badly the King treats her. If the King’s power can reach into the courtier’s home and stop him from whipping his wife, how come it cannot reach into the courtier’s home and stop the wife from cuddling her beta orbiter husband? Further, how come the King’s mistresses have already had children with other men? Who wants seconds? Yes, the King was shaking down his courtiers, but he was being manipulated into shaking down his courtiers, and his courtiers were being manipulated into letting him shake them down. loving women always so manipulative goddam
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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The only funny part of this is the idea of someone getting work in Burleigh Heads. 
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Gaunab posted:How do you pronounce that? Like lackin? As a white person, I'm sure it's pronounced Lay-kin.
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Screenshot of a picture of a Facebook post with a picture of Ewan McGregor.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:23
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ShitScottAdamsSays.txt Oh Scotty.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
I am so loving sick of Scott Adams. I have a FB friend who is otherwise cool and funny except that, somehow, he's really into Scott Adams and Ann Coulter. I know that sounds crazy, and trust me, it really is. He keeps posting Scott Adam's blog, and virtually every one of his friends responds with disappointment and confusion because it seems so incredibly against his character for him to believe this poo poo. He's a filmmaker and I'm honestly starting to wonder if it's all some sort of Joaquin Phoenix stunt or something He's also a goon and his username is his real name, so if you happen to be reading this, please cut this poo poo out. We love you. Scott Adams is a garbage person and it makes no sense for you to agree with him.
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timp posted:I am so loving sick of Scott Adams. I have a FB friend who is otherwise cool and funny except that, somehow, he's really into Scott Adams and Ann Coulter. I know that sounds crazy, and trust me, it really is. He keeps posting Scott Adam's blog, and virtually every one of his friends responds with disappointment and confusion because it seems so incredibly against his character for him to believe this poo poo. He's a filmmaker and I'm honestly starting to wonder if it's all some sort of Joaquin Phoenix stunt or something is it this guy http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3790606 
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timp posted:He's also a goon and his username is his real name, Seriously? I'm sorry to say but I think your friend might be an unsaveable moron.
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Who What Now posted:Seriously? I'm sorry to say but I think your friend might be an unsaveable moron. Like I said, he's a filmmaker. I don't think he even posts that much, he's just all about getting his name and opinions out there wherever he can. Like I said, he's usually cool, but this one aspect of him is just...baffling. timp has a new favorite as of 04:55 on Oct 27, 2016 |
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timp posted:I am so loving sick of Scott Adams. I have a FB friend who is otherwise cool and funny except that, somehow, he's really into Scott Adams and Ann Coulter. I know that sounds crazy, and trust me, it really is. He keeps posting Scott Adam's blog, and virtually every one of his friends responds with disappointment and confusion because it seems so incredibly against his character for him to believe this poo poo. He's a filmmaker and I'm honestly starting to wonder if it's all some sort of Joaquin Phoenix stunt or something Jesus just pm him already it's the right thread for it and everything
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timp posted:he's really into Scott Adams and Ann Coulter I actually laughed out loud at this.
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DeusExMachinima posted:MOM NO TFW your joke becomes the thread title 
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china bot posted:
I only have 70 followers on twitter and I'm more relevant than Sean loving Hannity. Jesus.
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 Thankfully the replies to the post I see shared on a friend of a friend's timeline are good (mostly)  Original post by The United Conservative Movement of Canada: https://www.facebook.com/thenewconservativemovement/photos/a.509068309278592.1073741828.509041122614644/582722901913132/?type=3&theater. A lot of the people replying to it seem to think it's an idiotic proposal too 
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A friend of mine posted a drawing I've seen a million times on the internet (Buzz Lightyear drawn by a child saying, "I cum in pies!") saying that her young neighbor drew it for her. She's very sweet and has gone through a lot (a divorce, has a disability, otherwise leads an extremely boring life in the southern US), but she's also lately really been amping up the poo poo-that-didn't-happen long form posts where she inevitably is the smartest, most liberal and interesting person. It's just this...is such a lie.
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Oct 27, 2016 06:35
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Mak0rz posted:
What exactly do we need to defend ourselves from? Wendigo? Ogopogo? Qallupilluk?
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Picnic Princess posted:What exactly do we need to defend ourselves from? Wendigo? Ogopogo? Qallupilluk? Brown people. 
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Picnic Princess posted:What exactly do we need to defend ourselves from? Wendigo? Ogopogo? Qallupilluk? I guess you'd be cool if the King of England just walked in here any time he wanted and started shoving you around? You want that? Huh? Do ya?
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NachtSieger posted:Brown people. Muslim sasquatch
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Mak0rz posted:Muslim sasquatch That sounds rad as hell
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Picnic Princess posted:
Like five different people I know IRL excitedly told me this brand new super duper fact they learned today. One of them actually brought some peppers in to show everyone. I think I want to murder whoever made that image.
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NachtSieger posted:Brown people. "Shitskins", as a recent video from BC showed. And it made me sad.
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Mak0rz posted:Muslim sasquatch He's a truly amazing muezzin.
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There's been (yet another) earthquake in Italy. Of course, there are a lot of comments on social media about this. A notable one (not my picture, so sorry about the scribbling on it): "And of course, by chance, just when the Five-Star Movement [*] is making its voice heard in parliament and is sinking this illegal government [**], there is an unexpected earthquake that shifts the public's attention elsewhere."  Notes: [*] The Five-Star Movement is Italy's "Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the internet" party. [**] The FSM likes to say that since Italy's Prime Minister wasn't directly elected by the people (like, I don't know, every single PM since Italy was unified, that's how it works over here), the government is illegal.
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Nuebot posted:Like five different people I know IRL excitedly told me this brand new super duper fact they learned today. One of them actually brought some peppers in to show everyone. I think I want to murder whoever made that image. 
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Dogfish posted:It seems to be overwhelmingly white non-Jewish people doing it as a show of "solidarity" so they can think of themselves as the modern-day version of Victor Kugler without actually endangering themselves in any way. Well that'll teach me to be optimistic about something on the internet. I thought they were doing it to try and help take some of the heat off of other people.
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Knormal posted:Ask them what gender this pepper is. genderqueer
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Knormal posted:Ask them what gender this pepper is. You don't ask that, you capciscum.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:You don't ask that, you capciscum. Noice.
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