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Which is sadder, handwriting a long-rear end meme from the internet to put it on someone's car, or handwriting a long-rear end meme from the internet to lie about being put on your car?
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As if an 18 year-old is a paragon of driving and parking skills
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Oct 27, 2016 15:17
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Oct 27, 2016 15:18
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This is the kind of thing an 18-year-old would think was the height of comedy, I can buy it.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:41
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Bertrand Hustle posted:This is the kind of thing an 18-year-old would think was the height of comedy, I can buy it. But who would loving read any of that, much less photograph it and put it on the internet? "Oh wow I sure got owned! Better got post my ownage on the internet so everyone knows how owned I was!"
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Oct 27, 2016 15:55
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I would believe that the person who wrote that out would also photograph it.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:57
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WrenP-Complete posted:I would believe that the person who wrote that out would also photograph it. I'm pretty sure it's this. Kid thinks they're so funny they did it *and* took a picture to prove how funny they are.
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Oct 27, 2016 15:58
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Compared to "I like animes and a mean kid at school didn't but then my teacher said he liked the same animes and it was awesome" that's actually a little amusing.
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Oct 27, 2016 16:29
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Think about this one for a moment:
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Oct 27, 2016 16:48
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Jerry Cotton posted:Think about this one for a moment: The Flash has gotten really passive aggressive lately.
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hogmartin posted:Compared to "I like animes and a mean kid at school didn't but then my teacher said he liked the same animes and it was awesome" that's actually a little amusing. Except it probably did happen because anime is basically distilled paedophilia and what profession would get a paedophile the most chances to diddle kids? "Hey I like anime too  " is probably their version of "oh woah you like Radiohead? I love Radiohead"
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Had Good Just Cause HOME | CANADA | BIZARRE, PRANK (We have a family friend who is known for prank phone calling us. The phone rings and my dad answers and the voice on the other end sounds just like his friend when he tries to do a fake accent.) Caller: “Hello, sir, I’m calling on behalf of the missing children’s foundation. We are looking for donations to—” Dad: *cutting him off and deciding to play along* “Oh, I’m so sorry, I can’t donate to that. You see, I already donate generously to the missing turtles foundation.” Caller: “Uh, the what, sir?” Dad: “The missing turtles foundation. It’s a very worthy cause helping lost turtles.” Caller: I see, well, sir, I am sure it’s a very worthy cause but let me tell you a little bit about the missing children’s foundation.” (The caller goes into a big spiel about the foundation and talks for a good 10 minutes. My Dad is impressed with his friend’s commitment to this one. After a good ten minutes have passed….) Dad: “I’m sorry, could you start again. I wasn’t listening!” (The caller keeps his calm and politely begins his spiel again. Finally my dad interrupts again.) Dad: “All right, all right, I will donate to your cause! It’s not turtles but it sounds good!” Caller: “Thank you, sir! Let me transfer you to my supervisor and she can collect the donation!” (At this point my dad gets confused, thinking his friend may pass the phone to his wife. However his wife has never been involved in any of the prank calls before.) Supervisor: *who sounds nothing like our friend’s wife* “Thank you for choosing to donate, sir! We can get started on the process.” Dad: “Uh, I thought this was a prank call!” Supervisor: “I’m sorry, sir? You thought this was a prank?” (Needless to say my dad was pretty embarrassed and gave them a good donation for all the trouble! Our prankster family friend thought it was hilarious when we shared the story with him!)
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Oct 27, 2016 18:41
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Bertrand Hustle posted:This is the kind of thing an 18-year-old would think was the height of comedy, I can buy it. I laughed but it would work better as an email forward if email wasn't the domain of the 40+
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Oct 27, 2016 19:57
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So true, like and share if you agree
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OK so that is either "YOUR PHONE NUMERER" or "YOUR PHONE NUMbRbR" or possibly "YOUR PHONE NUMbRd" or "YOUR PHONE NUMbRbl".
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Oct 29, 2016 13:48
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An old friend popped up:
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Jerry Cotton posted:OK so that is either "YOUR PHONE NUMERER" or "YOUR PHONE NUMbRbR" or possibly "YOUR PHONE NUMbRd" or "YOUR PHONE NUMbRbl". the DTs are a bitch yo
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Oct 29, 2016 14:21
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Jerry Cotton posted:An old friend popped up: lol
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Oct 29, 2016 14:54
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Jerry Cotton posted:An old friend popped up: Reminds me of the stdh with the little girl and the math exam with the bullshit "largest number you can make question". Just thinking about it pisses me off
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Oct 29, 2016 15:11
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Jerry Cotton posted:An old friend popped up: 
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Oct 29, 2016 15:36
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Jerry Cotton posted:OK so that is either "YOUR PHONE NUMERER" or "YOUR PHONE NUMbRbR" or possibly "YOUR PHONE NUMbRd" or "YOUR PHONE NUMbRbl". I see Pmone Numgrer
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Oct 29, 2016 16:42
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I've actually seen the "Anything else?" "Yeah, your phone number" thing work once. Of course I don't know whose number she gave my friend.
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And then he posts his stdh about owning an arrogant Englishman about Welsh being the language of Wales in his group for Welsh nationalists entirely in English?
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Oct 30, 2016 17:58
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Like a northerner would ever travel all the way down to Wales instead of just going to Skegness.
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Also, who the gently caress asks for something "in the language of this country" instead of just saying 'english'.
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Baron Corbyn posted:And then he posts his stdh about owning an arrogant Englishman about Welsh being the language of Wales in his group for Welsh nationalists entirely in English? otherwise he can't pwn all the english speakers
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Are we following the same people on Tumblr? I saw this just a few hours ago.
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Oct 31, 2016 22:02
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Thiefhack: Take something small, like a kit-kat, from someone's car, but also take valuable poo poo. Then write a note to make sure nobody else believes it happened.
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I have {occasionally | sometimes | often} seen the formatting on these {spam messages | shitposts | spam shitposts} break down {in the wild | in comments on ancient blogposts | in widely-circulated jpegged posts on facebook}.
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chitoryu12 posted:Are we following the same people on Tumblr? I saw this just a few hours ago. I saw it on Twitter. It had like 10k RTs.
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Henchman of Santa posted:I saw it on Twitter. It had like 10k RTs. When are people gonna wake up that this is loving marketing?
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Jerry Cotton posted:An old friend popped up: I was always getting in trouble for arguing with my teachers. My all-time favorite was when my third-grade teacher insisted "No mammal lays eggs!" So I checked out a library book on Australia and showed her the platypus. She at least had the grace to apologize.
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Furia posted:When are people gonna wake up that this is loving marketing? That's so interesting. I hate how companies are so artificial, they just play us like saps - you can't trust what's real and what's astroturf anymore. Luckily Coca-Cola Amatil is one of the few companies that doesn't care about marketing, all they want to do is make delicious tasting cola - and it shows. The other day I was enjoying a refreshing Coke, which really quenched my thirst like you wouldn't believe, and I tweeted about how delicious and thirst-quenching the silky, ice-cold coca cola was. The CEO of Coca Cola Amatil, who is just this sweet old man who created the company 10 years ago (just as something to do in his retirement), messaged me privately and said how happy he was to see people enjoying the cool, refreshing flavour of one of his hand-crafted drinks. You can tell he really just loves to make delicious drinks for people - there's nothing insincere about Coca Cola at all, and that's why I will always purchase their products over any tepid, heartless, and (to be frank!) tasteless competitors. Plus that's how I met my gorgeous wife -- but that's a story for another day!! Sulla Faex has a new favorite as of 11:43 on Nov 1, 2016 |
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A [soft drink] a day helps you work, rest and [activity]
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dads_work_files posted:A [soft drink] a day helps you work, rest and [activity]  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE9zAummq7Q e: MORE GLUCOSE. MORE SUGAR.
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Furia posted:When are people gonna wake up that this is loving marketing? The account it came from appeared to be a normal college student. I suppose they could've been paid by Hershey or something but it seemed more like an easy attention grab.
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