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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

its cool they opened this event up with a thing about accessibility, then they introduce a laptop that has a blank slab that requires gestures to hit certain keys

lol

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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

mmm a 1 dimensional emoji browser

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Binary Badger posted:

this is all a great pivot to the question 'so ya didn't make em with kaby lake huh'
ill be very impressed to see last-gen mobile gpus while we're at it. there's no way this runs kaby, unless they paid intel through their nose

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the revolutionary new emoji features

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

BeOSPOS posted:

gonna buy the new MacBook Pro

sure but first let's complain about it for a few

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



:vince:

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
im the frequently used skull

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

its cool they opened this event up with a thing about accessibility, then they introduce a laptop that has a blank slab that requires gestures to hit certain keys

lmao

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


where is magsafe

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the squinting to see the small previews on the bar

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


guess i'm officially old, cause this is lame

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

cinci zoo sniper posted:

ill be very impressed to see last-gen mobile gpus while we're at it. there's no way this runs kaby, unless they paid intel through their nose
dont quad core mobile kabys not even exist yet

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

sudo rm -rf posted:

where is magsafe
well....

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

sudo rm -rf posted:

where is magsafe

it died. rip

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
ok i legit laughed at the copper pyramid purchase on etsy

Wheel! Of! 4chan!
Nov 28, 2007
The voice is white, erasing mine
so how do you activate expose?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i'm so loving stoked for the touch bar

but siri button lol

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

guess i'm officially old, cause this is lame

:agreed:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Linguica posted:

dont quad core mobile kabys not even exist yet

yeah there was a writeup on ars the other day. not until next year

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

crap nerd posted:

im the frequently used skull

same

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

sudo rm -rf posted:

where is magsafe
the new MacBook Pro is so thin and light, it activates Parachute Mode and floats safely to the ground

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Wheel! Of! 4chan! posted:

so how do you activate expose?

gestures

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
if you're not excited about touch bar you're not thinking about the programming applications

like yeah it's dumb as poo poo when it integrates with apps but imagine that poo poo integrated into a serious workflow

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
smh if skull and poop aren't in your frequently used

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Linguica posted:

dont quad core mobile kabys not even exist yet
yeah they dont

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Wheel! Of! 4chan! posted:

so how do you activate expose?

:heysexy:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

if you're not excited about touch bar you're not thinking about the programming applications

making people not look at the screen itself is loving stupid, sorry

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

guess i'm officially old, cause this is lame

nah its just lame

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
rip optimus keyboard

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i'm a moron pro user who doesn't know keyboard shortcuts to make a new email and need to look for a button on my keyboard touch bar

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm just disappointed

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

triple sulk posted:

i'm a moron pro user who doesn't know keyboard shortcuts to make a new email and need to look for a button on my keyboard touch bar

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i blacked out during the apple tv stuff what are they announcing now



...



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
customize the touch bar so its just a bunch of chome guys

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
wheres the siri button

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


sure is a whole lot of business to slap on a second trackpad with a video screen on it

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


third is great and all but I'd pay good money to have the touch bar on a new magic keyboard

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


why would i look at a tiny little strip of photos when I have a giant loving screen 1" above it

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

its cool they opened this event up with a thing about accessibility, then they introduce a laptop that has a blank slab that requires gestures to hit certain keys

courage.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

if you're not excited about touch bar you're not thinking about the programming applications

like yeah it's dumb as poo poo when it integrates with apps but imagine that poo poo integrated into a serious workflow
i literally cant imagine what would i put into the touchbar

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