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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Linguica posted:

wait.. so the third is a 13" mbp without the touch bar??
yes, new air

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Linguica posted:

so the 13" air will still exist but theyre not updating it AT ALL? or is this cut-down 13" mbp the new """air"""

why update if people are still buying them?

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I'm horrifically underwhelmed.

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



BiohazrD posted:

i use a surface at work and let me tell you, it's probably the worst computer ive ever used

like you would think a microsoft operating system running on a microsoft piece of hardware with only internals approved by microsoft would work well, but you would be wrong

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
so the new air is smaller than the normal touchbar mbp?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I mean 3 macbooks was ok but now there's a 4th

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
i like the new color at least

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

suck my loving dick apple. this is even worse than I anticipated

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


So I'm supposed to give this $3000 to... microsoft?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Linguica posted:

so the 13" air will still exist but theyre not updating it AT ALL? or is this cut-down 13" mbp the new """air"""
the latter

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
wow. starting at $1500 for the 13" mac book pro with functioning keys.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
WHERES THE FUCKEN IMACS TIM

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
gently caress YOU TIM

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

So I'm supposed to give this $3000 to... microsoft?

give it to me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

We're so excited *In the deadpannest voice ever* that we made an Ad *applause*

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



graph posted:

gently caress YOU TIM

one more thing?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

logikv9 posted:

so the new air is smaller than the normal touchbar mbp?

The MacBook Pro with function keys is smaller than the MacBook Air.

I don't think they compared the MacBook Pro with function keys to the MacBook Pro with Touch Bar (13").

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

We're so excited *In the deadpannest voice ever* that we made an Ad *applause*

yeah this owned lmao

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


NO NEW MINIS NO NEW PRO GO HOME YOU NERDS

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

EAT MY WHOLE rear end TIM

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Pinterest Mom posted:

The MacBook Pro with function keys is smaller than the MacBook Air.

I don't think they compared the MacBook Pro with function keys to the MacBook Pro with Touch Bar (13").

gently caress i'd buy it

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

desktop computing is dead

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


fukkin lol still no updated desktops. Mac Pro is 3 years old and hasn't been updated since apple squeezed it out

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Linguica posted:

suck my loving dick apple. this is even worse than I anticipated

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I was actually looking forward to this event

the joke's on me I guess

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

graph posted:

WHERES THE FUCKEN IMACS TIM

why would they update their desktops? nobodies really gonna get that big of a boost from the latest intel cpus and gpus.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


alright so how long until tim is fired

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GATOS Y VATOS posted:

fukkin lol still no updated desktops. Mac Pro is 3 years old and hasn't been updated since apple squeezed it out
imo 3 year old server hardware is pretty good for iot ashtray

Wheel! Of! 4chan!
Nov 28, 2007
The voice is white, erasing mine

Linguica posted:

suck my loving dick apple. this is even worse than I anticipated

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

alright so how long until tim is fired

he's gone next year imo

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

apple store isn't even updated yet

jesus christ apple is so loving BAD now argh

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

fukkin lol still no updated desktops. Mac Pro is 3 years old and hasn't been updated since apple squeezed it out

the trash pro only gets updates every 10 years because the people who buy them don't really care about the hardware

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

fukkin lol still no updated desktops. Mac Pro is 3 years old and hasn't been updated since apple squeezed it out

enjoy your MicroSoft Surface Studio

Wheel! Of! 4chan!
Nov 28, 2007
The voice is white, erasing mine
im amazed that they replaced the cheap laptop with one 50% more expensive lol

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
man i am about due for a new mbp but i am super not giving a gently caress about that loving touch bar

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
If ur looking for a new laptop here is where u should start.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Trig Discipline posted:

man i am about due for a new mbp but i am super not giving a gently caress about that loving touch bar
you're in luck! you can buy a new mbp with function keys that's slower and more expensive than the 2015 model!!

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Shaggar posted:

If ur looking for a new laptop here is where u should start.

shaggar, as always, was right

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
did they atleast add TPM to the new mac books?

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Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
sorry guys it was my fault, I always buy the last good generation of every mac

2012 quadcore mac mini
2015 13" rMBP

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