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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Pomp posted:

mad dog is the most vile liqour on the planet

When you're 18 it's the best poo poo on the planet.

Well, maybe a toss up with Tang + Vodka.

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Oiled and Ready posted:

Thank you for being here and for ensuring my neo-Nazi references are adequately understood.

:tipshat: it's a nasty job, but someone's gotta do it

i mean, what if people don't understand the nazi references people drop??

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

1980 is exacto the same as 2016 also i have sustained co tinuous head injuries since that time that prevents my brain from learning new thing i an biillllllll lll ll mitchellllllkkckkvkkkgkejfj

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

Turdfuzz posted:

lol ur the oldest poster in here

Are we talking old enough to be accurately referred to as Grizzled Squizzle

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Karl Sharks posted:

:tipshat: it's a nasty job, but someone's gotta do it

i mean, what if people don't understand the nazi references people drop??

then its way funnier

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

woah a 9yo!??????????? or is he 10!?!?!?

12 wise guy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

its actually euphronius

yeah hes at least 12

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Guys its all so simple
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/791712272456552448

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

euphronius posted:

"Why isn't the press treating her like Nixon?? She is the opposite of Nixon!!"

Trump surrogates on their game

If you say two completely different things your odds of saying a sound bite that is correct go up tremendously.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Mr. Pumroy posted:

1980 is exacto the same as 2016 also i have sustained co tinuous head injuries since that time that prevents my brain from learning new thing i an biillllllll lll ll mitchellllllkkckkvkkkgkejfj

The science of polling hasn't advanced since then. You're just asking people questions, right?

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Pomp posted:

mad dog is the most vile liqour on the planet

you've never had Oculto. i mean yeah it's a beer but still

actual liquor though i mean there's a thousand gross schnapps and flavored vodkas that are worse than MD. also like any given bottom shelf tequila.

either way i like hum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0CKdaVgIYQ

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

my google search history is all nazi references tbh

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

*nods seriously*

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/electronicoffee/status/791691440988549120

Gah, women!!! :argh:

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

shiksa posted:

Eh I'd prefer if the rest of his life was hell but c'est la vie

well, we know what hitler did in his bunker when his defeat was inescapable, so you might both be right!


barry is a lucky man, michelle rocks

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Venom Snake posted:

On the subject of rick wilson being rick wilson all I know is that the 1st week of November will be hell for Trump. Other than that? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

toxx btich

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its so simple

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It's true
I'm approaching mandatory posting retirement age

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

https://twitter.com/sunnyallamerica/status/791713554999152640

https://twitter.com/pattipuig/status/791713914933288960

https://twitter.com/onlyliza71/status/791715003141394432

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
we are all childs i am 3

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Squizzle posted:

who here isnt tho

im actually eight years old but yall let me post as a grown up, let venom snake post as podesta

Venom even admits he only "knows" these things from mocker-room talk when the higher ranks are drunk, it's not like someone sat him down and told him "Venom snake, you are extremely trusted here... this is the top-secret plan!"

Plus yeah we literally let Baloogan pretend he is Henry Kissinger anytime he gets drunk and Boosted recreated his character from the 2012 campaign and let it consume him AGAIN and that one time I hijacked the whole nite of nite crew and the thread title to be about WTC7 so uh

actually working on the Hillary campaign and spreading oppo rumors when drunk is pretty tame

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

12 wise guy

Squizzle posted:

yeah hes at least 12

goddamn

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

iospace posted:

GIVE US THE DETAILS MAN!

Dude they don't give me details. I don't like to tease you guys because I know it will get me fuckbarreled.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

euphronius posted:

It's true
I'm approaching mandatory posting retirement age

logan's forum

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Mr. Pumroy posted:

my google search history is all nazi references tbh

I, too, often google "what did Trump say today?"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Is this a thing? People are mad at the Mockingbird comic? From what I've seen posted, it's totally great.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

scotty 2 hotty

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Venom Snake posted:

Dude they don't give me details. I don't like to tease you guys because I know it will get me fuckbarreled.

you drat right cupcake

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

maybe u need to learn to respect your elders mr. fuzzturd

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Who the gently caress is Scott aukermann

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Peztopiary posted:

Jesus. I can't even imply you're old, because actual old people handle the concept of parody better than you do.

Parody is great. The problem is that the idiotic Trump "parody" accounts are most commonly seen because people get tricked into retweeting them as if they're the real thing, and they have deliberately misleading usernames to further that goal. It's the same as all those terrible onion imitators that get passed around like they're real articles that nobody laughs at; the whole point is to troll people into believing it.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
This is my venom snake fan fiction electoral map:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
has there been a discussion yet on what we will call bill once hillary wins? atm he is properly addressed as president bill clinton, because he gets to keep the title forever i guess, or former president bill clinton if you want to be an rear end

will be called first gentleman bill clinton

former president and first gentleman bill clinton

billy boyo bing bang bong

zakkro
May 29, 2015


euphronius posted:

Who the gently caress is Hot Saucerman

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Venom Snake posted:

Dude they don't give me details. I don't like to tease you guys because I know it will get me fuckbarreled.

If the opponent A-bomb isn't real so help me... :nsamad:

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Serf posted:

old crow

OC isn't even the worst bottom shelf cheap handle of bourbon. cabin still, evan williams black, old granddad when not mixed with coke (for some reason mixed with coke it's actually good somehow) are all worse just off the top of my head. also 1492 is worse than OC and that poo poo isn't cheap at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv5JZuvLso

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/791716717688946688

LMAO

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Those are pretty solid.

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Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005

Serf posted:

old crow

True story for the best thread: A friend of mine got super hosed on Thunderbird once and started calling it Thunderduck for some reason so that's it's name now for like 5 people in the world

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