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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Cubey posted:

that consensus is...innocent!

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Facebook Aunt posted:

She's just going to send them back, isn't she? You don't get to declare a hung jury after less than one day of deliberations.

nope.

https://twitter.com/maxoregonian/status/791770828253696000

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



The one charge they can't reach is going to be inconsequential to the overall verdict. They have consensus on everything. Note that doesn't mean guilty across the board.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


She won't send back based on one charge. We're getting it tonight.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


they in jail yet?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Condiv posted:

they in jail yet?

soon :unsmith:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Condiv posted:

they in jail yet?

nobody is out on bond so yes they are all in jail

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

hobbesmaster posted:

nobody is out on bond so yes they are all in jail

I didn't think all are in jail. The Andersons, Wampler, and Cox are out.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/karinapdx/status/791771521354043392

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Aw gently caress :f5:

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Depending on how this turns out I'm either going to;

Guilty - grill steaks with fries for dinner, bottle of wine, sleep like a baby

Innocent - hot pockets, go to bed cursing humanity

I hope they decide soon because I need to know what to get at the store.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i know this is a standard thing and they've been doing it the whole time but the idea of a bunch of adults passing notes to each other across the room to establish the rules for doing jury is adorable

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~
I can't imagine any situation beyond a jury of SovCits ever letting more than the smallest fry skate.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Geostomp posted:

Fry skate.

I like what you did there. :golfclap:

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

Fullhouse posted:

i know this is a standard thing and they've been doing it the whole time but the idea of a bunch of adults passing notes to each other across the room to establish the rules for doing jury is adorable

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Depending on how this turns out I'm either going to;

Guilty - grill steaks with fries for dinner, bottle of wine, sleep like a baby

Innocent - hot pockets, go to bed cursing humanity

I hope they decide soon because I need to know what to get at the store.
Play it safe and get hot pockets with a bottle of wine

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

They made their decisions with one of these:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

SubponticatePoster posted:

Play it safe and get hot pockets with a bottle of wine

I just ordered from a new Asian place, leaving destiny to chance/fate like a neo-Futurist.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Krinkle posted:

ryanbundy. You will be jailed for nine five seven six four five one four eight eight two seven eight seven five six five four two nine five eight four six seven five five five five five years go to your cell.


Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


if i was on the jury i would flip a coin to determine how to vote, with heads being guilty and tails being not guilty. it would be a double-headed quarter

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
That is faster than expected.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
How much longer is this poo poo going to take, just hand down the verdict already :f5h::stare:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
so I guess they had some dumbfuck that snuck in and now that this person is gone its just clear how guilty they are

lmao

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i hope they exile them to some island where they can set up their ideal form of government aka kill each other by the dawn of the 5th day

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Stop, I can only get so erect

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
:f5:ing this thread so drat hard right now

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:f5h::f5:

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.
It seems pretty slam-dunk that it's unanimous guilty - I can imagine a jury where they agree everyone is guilty except maaaybe one or two people holding out on one borderline charge.

If they were unanimous innocent, you would never have one or two people holding out for guilty on one charge, that would just be bizarre.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Bradley_W_Parks/status/791778487946190849

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
https://twitter.com/blanchardd/status/791778888770654208

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:what:

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
are you loving kidding me

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

lol.

pyrotek
May 21, 2004




https://twitter.com/blanchardd/status/791779169701027840

WTF

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
wait what now.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Holy loving poo poo.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Jesus what the making GBS threads gently caress

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
https://twitter.com/DymburtNews/status/791778877794246656


I for one look forward to the next occupation.

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

maybe theres something to these sovcit legal spells after all...

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