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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Bob A Feet posted:

So just how bad is camp Wilson

There's no cell phone reception. The PX has pretty good snack selections. You coming out for the next ITX? I'm going to be doing coyote stuff for it.

There's a fake cell phone tower that's only like 10 meters high on top of a little one room building near the entrance to Wilson from mainside. That tower there isn't connected to the phone network, but you do have line-of-site to the actual towers back at mainside and it's about the only spot on Wilson that I can consistently get 4g data.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bob A Feet posted:

So just how bad is camp Wilson

Is that where you're being sent?

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
On a plane now to palm springs for advon for itx. I'll have my own truck and my pick of cots. I've heard some of the spaces have gotten better recently but all of it for the most part blows.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Pretty much all of the spaces on Wilson are insulated metal boxes of some variety, but they usually have an air conditioner hooked up to them. How well your A/C works is another matter, so good luck.

At least our highs are only in the 90s these days.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
What coyote stuff will you be doing? Shoot me a PM if you're going to be doing any vertical assault or raid stuff, that's prob my only play in this other than standby cherrypicker

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
the k spans have ac now. loving bullshit.

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

the k spans have ac now. loving bullshit.

The admin ones for like Camp Commandant, but the majority were still hot as gently caress open air just this last summer.

But yeah, the place is lame, although I'm sure the training could be pretty cool if you have a good unit and aren't trying to cram what could be months worth of material into a two week summer AT.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Trip report: it's gay.

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

Bob A Feet posted:

Trip report: it's gay.

Basically, every AAR I've done in a nutshell.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Internet Wizard posted:

Pretty much all of the spaces on Wilson are insulated metal boxes of some variety, but they usually have an air conditioner hooked up to them. How well your A/C works is another matter, so good luck.

At least our highs are only in the 90s these days.

I heard they finally made the quonset hut floors sement so you can't get drunk and piss on the sand and or boots.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The Marine that committed suicide on Pendleton this week was somebody I've known since boot camp, and went through language and MOS school at the same time as me. I've never liked the guy much, but I didn't dislike him enough to want to see it come to this.

Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014
I am soon to graduate itb as a 0351. What awaits me in the fleet? Combat instructors dont seem to want to answer any of my questions about it.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Lots of gay poo poo.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

seabag and locker inspections and probably a UDP or MEU

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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gently caress-gently caress games

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

It's fun watching the tankers that I share a barracks with field day. Lots of PFCs running around war crying with mop buckets while corporals yell at them like they think it's cool.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Internet Wizard posted:

It's fun watching the tankers that I share a barracks with field day. Lots of PFCs running around war crying with mop buckets while corporals yell at them like they think it's cool.

yelling at non-rates is cool

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Alex433999 posted:

I am soon to graduate itb as a 0351. What awaits me in the fleet? Combat instructors dont seem to want to answer any of my questions about it.

hi life as a boot can suck really badly but you always have an outlet here.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Bob A Feet posted:

So just how bad is camp Wilson

Only place on Wilson I could reliably get cell service without actually being out in town was up near the tent city, if you walk up past it to where you're overlooking the main road you should be able to get data.

Of course that was a few years ago. For all I know that particular tent city has been taken down.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I wanna try ocs again because I apparently wanna live out a marine chuck tingle fantasy

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butter Bars

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

MurderBot posted:

I wanna try ocs again because I apparently wanna live out a marine chuck tingle fantasy

mmm the unquenchable desire to command marines. I'm suuure you'll be one of the good ones.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
Pounded in the Butt By My Own Privates A Chuck Tingle Military Fantasy

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Pounded in the butt by a Sgt instructor while singing diddies

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Oct 30, 2016

Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014
Ok im stuck in jville for my first duty station. How the gently caress can i make the best out of living in this shitbag town and being stuck as an 0351?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Alex433999 posted:

Ok im stuck in jville for my first duty station. How the gently caress can i make the best out of living in this shitbag town and being stuck as an 0351?

just get a bunch of tats and spend every free minute you have in a stripclub.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Go to any car dealership and get a base model mustang for 36% APR.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

just get a bunch of tats and spend every free minute you have in a stripclub.

Also get a series of payday loans so you can spend as much money as possible at said strip clubs. I recommend the Mirage (if it's still around).

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

Alex433999 posted:

Ok im stuck in jville for my first duty station. How the gently caress can i make the best out of living in this shitbag town and being stuck as an 0351?

Marry a wook.

Itx isn't that bad. We are currently minus one f18 but the weather is beautiful and the food ain't that bad!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Find the biggest guy there and kick the poo poo out of him, or become someone's bitch.

Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014

red19fire posted:

Go to any car dealership and get a base model mustang for 36% APR.


Also get a series of payday loans so you can spend as much money as possible at said strip clubs. I recommend the Mirage (if it's still around).

Lol but for real, is there anything worth doing in this town? Or do i just have to sit in the barracks jerking off every night? Also yeah its still here. So is tobies, when we were in holding platoon some kid spent his last $1400 of boot money

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

just get a bunch of tats and spend every free minute you have in a stripclub.

Im assuming youre joking but are there any legit tattoo parlours here? Like, ones that dont charge $1200 for a small bicep tattoo?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Get this tattoo RAH YUT

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Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Save for your money. Invest it. Be a responsible human being. Lead a constructive personal life.

Or get tattoos and beat up your girlfriend.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Bob A Feet posted:

get tattoos and beat up your girlfriend you bitch

FiestaDePantalones
May 13, 2005

Kicked in the pants by TFLC
Get the hell out of Jacksonville every chance you get. Buy some decent camping gear and go on cool trips instead of spending all your money boozing in the barracks.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

FiestaDePantalones posted:

Get the hell out of Jacksonville every chance you get. Buy some decent camping gear and go on cool trips instead of spending all your money boozing in the barracks.

This. When I was getting out me and two friends would do part of the Appalachian trail. Hiking is really fun when its at your own relaxed pace.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Alex433999 posted:

Lol but for real, is there anything worth doing in this town? Or do i just have to sit in the barracks jerking off every night? Also yeah its still here. So is tobies, when we were in holding platoon some kid spent his last $1400 of boot money


Im assuming youre joking but are there any legit tattoo parlours here? Like, ones that dont charge $1200 for a small bicep tattoo?

no. there is nothing of value in jacksonville.

FiestaDePantalones
May 13, 2005

Kicked in the pants by TFLC
Seriously, I can't stress this enough. Get out of the money pit that is Jacksonville any chance you get. If you think you have interest in rock climbing, the bigass gym behind the main side PX (I forget the area name) has a decent wall to start on. Or pick up a long board and spend your weekends chasing mediocre waves. Just something. Don't get sucked in to the work/booze/my life sucks/sleep?/ work cycle.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Alex433999 posted:

Lol but for real, is there anything worth doing in this town? Or do i just have to sit in the barracks jerking off every night? Also yeah its still here. So is tobies, when we were in holding platoon some kid spent his last $1400 of boot money


Im assuming youre joking but are there any legit tattoo parlours here? Like, ones that dont charge $1200 for a small bicep tattoo?

Here's my Mirage story: at mechanic school (3521) on camp johnson, someone snuck off base and went to the mirage. Next day in class, his face was red and covered in pustules. He had caught panties a stripper had thrown into the crowd and drunkenly rubbed it on his face.

Don't go to the Mirage/strip club/boot bullshit, save your money, do worthwhile things.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
If you do get a tattoo make sure to go to the first place outside base, those are usually the best.

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FiestaDePantalones
May 13, 2005

Kicked in the pants by TFLC
Make sure to get it the night before a field op, too.

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