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Paladinus posted:You're thinking European Smarties AKA real Smarties. and I thought smarties in Australia were terrible
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I wouldn't mind being informed, even by flyer like that, that a kid in the neighborhood has peanut allergies or whatever. I'll make the effort to have a separate hypoallergenic candy bowl. I don't need someone trying to ruin everyone else's fun though. I make an effort every year to give out the best stuff because it makes the kids happy. I don't want to see someone's reaction when I hand them carrot sticks, thank you very much.
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Oct 27, 2016 22:14
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MrSlam posted:"Enjoy your carrot sticks Ryan, you chode!" Lol if you think this lady used a name like Ryan. That kid is probably called Brayden or Jayden or Leopold or some poo poo.
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Oct 27, 2016 22:14
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Funkmaster General posted:I wouldn't mind being informed, even by flyer like that, that a kid in the neighborhood has peanut allergies or whatever. I'll make the effort to have a separate hypoallergenic candy bowl. I don't need someone trying to ruin everyone else's fun though. I make an effort every year to give out the best stuff because it makes the kids happy. I don't want to see someone's reaction when I hand them carrot sticks, thank you very much. Barely anyone in our neighborhood trick or treats anymore so if they show up they're getting a full-sized candybar as far as I'm concerned. Not sure what the dairy, nut, gluten free alternative would be to that. counterfeitsaint posted:Lol if you think this lady used a name like Ryan. That kid is probably called Brayden or Jayden or Leopold or some poo poo. I was thinking the same thing while I was typing it 
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Oct 27, 2016 22:21
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Paladinus posted:You're thinking European Smarties AKA real Smarties. Oh, right. We call those "garbage" here in Canada. That kid's gonna get the poo poo beaten out of him, and rightfully so.
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Oct 27, 2016 22:21
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iajanus posted:and I thought smarties in Australia were terrible This is one hell of a derail but I'm all for it if I can say gently caress rockets (smarties) those unflavoured sugar tablets. What should they taste like sir? Nothing, just like my empty chest cavity.
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Oct 27, 2016 22:23
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I want to go four levels of inception into this person's dreams and give them peanut nightmares.
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Oct 27, 2016 22:50
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Mordja posted:Wait, don't Smarties have chocolate AKA dairy and maybe gluten and contact-with-peanuts in them? aren't Smarties (at least in Canada) certified peanut-free? Sort of like Mars Bars with the whole separate production lines. Can't help the kid if they're lactose intolerant but then if the kid is THAT lactose intolerant the gently caress
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Oct 28, 2016 00:47
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Aces High posted:aren't Smarties (at least in Canada) certified peanut-free? Sort of like Mars Bars with the whole separate production lines. Can't help the kid if they're lactose intolerant but then if the kid is THAT lactose intolerant the gently caress Nobody is THAT lactose intolerant.
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Oct 28, 2016 01:27
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Bob Quixote posted:Jesus this is obviously just a troll. This is, however, the age of tumblr. Poe's law, buddy.
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Oct 28, 2016 05:21
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MrSlam posted:You don't get the neighborhood to help you out by lecturing other people about responsible parenting. I was fine with the note until that line. gently caress that parent, holy poo poo.
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Oct 28, 2016 05:35
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Hand out lactaid boxes with full size candy bars just to be safe.
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Oct 28, 2016 05:43
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WarpedNaba posted:This is, however, the age of tumblr. Poe's law, buddy. See, I'd almost be willing to believe it too except for the mention of Necco Wafers. No one in the history of the planet has ever eaten one of those things with anything even remotely approaching enjoyment. There's probably some weird pervert out there getting off on the thought that they'd suckered a bunch of gullible well meaning parents into feeding trick-or-treaters bottom-tier garbage candy. That or someone made the flyer and then photographed it themselves specifically to post it online in order generate the outrage they knew it would cause from people who hate the kind of person the flyer is mocking.
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Oct 28, 2016 06:08
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Funkmaster General posted:I wouldn't mind being informed, even by flyer like that, that a kid in the neighborhood has peanut allergies or whatever. I'll make the effort to have a separate hypoallergenic candy bowl. I don't need someone trying to ruin everyone else's fun though. I make an effort every year to give out the best stuff because it makes the kids happy. I don't want to see someone's reaction when I hand them carrot sticks, thank you very much. The flyer isn't the problem, honestly, it's what they expect of people that's the problem. A flyer that said, instead, "Friends, just so you know, we have some children on this block who are, unfortunately, allergic to peanuts (or whatever). If you want to be kind and inclusive, have some non-peanut options available. Thanks!" Instead, they issue a Commandment From On-High To you, The Plebeians, To Which you Shall Adhere; Amen Forever. It's a jerky way to ask people for a favor. I would hope that the people on the block have something sweet for the child but some sharp, barbed words for the parent. MrSlam posted:Barely anyone in our neighborhood trick or treats anymore so if they show up they're getting a full-sized candybar as far as I'm concerned. Not sure what the dairy, nut, gluten free alternative would be to that. Yep, since I bought my house three years ago no one comes. I see not a single child trick-or-treating. It's a sad world we live in now, friends. I've gone from having a bowl of candy ready that first year, to having a few, full-sized loving Toblerones. If even a single, brave little poo poo comes knocking, they won't regret it. Bob Quixote posted:See, I'd almost be willing to believe it too except for the mention of Necco Wafers. Hey, man, I like Necco Wafers. I'd never give them out for Halloween because I know how much of a niche taste they are, though. Blasphemeral fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Oct 28, 2016 |
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Oct 28, 2016 15:02
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The flyer was made by Bean Counter, fun fact
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Oct 28, 2016 15:08
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Blasphemeral posted:Hey, man, I like Necco Wafers. I'd never give them out for Halloween because I know how much of a niche taste they are, though. I cannot trust anything you say ever again.
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Oct 28, 2016 15:17
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prefect posted:I cannot trust anything you say ever again. You caught me, I do give them out for Halloween! AHAHAHAHAHA! 
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Oct 28, 2016 16:14
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Blasphemeral posted:The flyer isn't the problem, honestly, it's what they expect of people that's the problem. A flyer that said, instead, "Friends, just so you know, we have some children on this block who are, unfortunately, allergic to peanuts (or whatever). If you want to be kind and inclusive, have some non-peanut options available. Thanks!" Some parents have similar issues but approach the problem a lot better:  If you do a GIS you'll find a bunch of passive aggressive Halloween letters and signs but this is the best one: 
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Oct 28, 2016 16:33
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I hope you understand that none of those are real.
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Oct 28, 2016 16:54
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Some parents have similar issues but approach the problem a lot better: It's astonishing that people like this survive into adulthood without being suffocated by their own self-importance.
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Oct 28, 2016 16:58
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Paladinus posted:I hope you understand that none of those are real. Boy I hope so. Otherwise I hope the person who wrote those letters got his/her house egged.
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Oct 28, 2016 17:01
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oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...
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If this is going to be the topic of the thread now at least write your posts in the voice of a rick and morty character, I'm mr. meeseeks look at me
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Oct 28, 2016 17:04
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Snooze Cruise posted:If this is going to be the topic of the thread now at least write your posts in the voice of a rick and morty character, I'm mr. meeseeks look at me Snooze Cruise! You have to lick my balls! You gotta lick my balls Snooze Cruise, it's the only way for the thread to stay on-topic! *Back to the Future theme starts playing*
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Oct 28, 2016 17:18
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So hey uh How do you think Rick got into that pickle body?
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Oct 28, 2016 17:27
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MrSlam posted:Snooze Cruise! You have to lick my balls! You gotta lick my balls Snooze Cruise, it's the only way for the thread to stay on-topic! This is more like it, uhh I'm a birdman
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Oct 28, 2016 17:33
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https://twitter.com/TheRealStanLee/status/792049617101807616
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Oct 28, 2016 18:06
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Dan and Justin show up drunk and talk about Shadowrun for 45 minutes.
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Oct 28, 2016 18:15
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Lick my balls true believers! E-Excelsiorrrrrr!
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Oct 28, 2016 18:26
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Wait, is "Stan Lee's ComicCon" some sort of competing event to the normal one? Or did he just claim ownership of the event for some reason?
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Oct 28, 2016 22:13
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you do a GIS you'll find a bunch of passive aggressive Halloween letters and signs but this is the best one: You'd need to buy out a few local hatcheries in order to have a sufficient supply for the egging that person's house deserves.
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Oct 28, 2016 22:52
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Funkmaster General posted:Wait, is "Stan Lee's ComicCon" some sort of competing event to the normal one? Or did he just claim ownership of the event for some reason? Whatever it is, it's just an excuse for him to feed on the living and stave off death for another year.
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Oct 28, 2016 23:03
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Funkmaster General posted:Wait, is "Stan Lee's ComicCon" some sort of competing event to the normal one? Or did he just claim ownership of the event for some reason? There's Internally hundreds of conventions around the world called comic con. The one you call the normal one is probably San Digo Comic Con but it's not the only by far.
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Oct 28, 2016 23:04
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Paladinus posted:I hope you understand that none of those are real. Poe's law. They may or may not be real, but it's absolutely possible.
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Oct 29, 2016 00:47
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Blasphemeral posted:Hey, man, I like Necco Wafers. I'd never give them out for Halloween because I know how much of a niche taste they are, though. Do you keep them on the table with the doily alongside the Werther's Originals and Hydrox?
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Oct 29, 2016 02:06
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GORDON posted:Do you keep them on the table with the doily alongside the Werther's Originals and Hydrox? Werther's own 
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Oct 29, 2016 10:15
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Paladinus posted:I hope you understand that none of those are real. How can these notes be real, when our eyes aren't real?
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Oct 29, 2016 18:55
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kalensc posted:You'd need to buy out a few local hatcheries in order to have a sufficient supply for the egging that person's house deserves.
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Oct 29, 2016 20:47
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Necco Wafers are legit, and 90% of people who hate them have probably never had one.sticklefifer posted:Hook up a fire hose to a high pressure tank of molasses instead. Bathe that house in sugar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood
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Oct 30, 2016 05:39
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Invert sugar chewy candies like Sour Patch Kids, Swedish Fish etc. are vegan, nut and gluten free, etc.
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GORDON posted:Do you keep them on the table with the doily alongside the Werther's Originals and Hydrox? Riesens and sour balls thank you
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