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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Jamoke posted:

Bob? You're still alive?!



I'm warning you, I'm not the same man you remember under this mask.



I'll be the judge of...



In case the other one fell off.



I'm sure I'll still love you no matter wha...



.............



................................



Wham.


Best of the best, right here

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS


VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You're a treasure.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS


CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Jamoke posted:

Bob? You're still alive?!



I'm warning you, I'm not the same man you remember under this mask.



I'll be the judge of...



In case the other one fell off.



I'm sure I'll still love you no matter wha...



.............



................................



Wham.

My favorite scene made better.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Why hasn't the thread title been changed to Nightmare Fear Factory 2016: Holy poo poo Jamoke? yet. Because he's owned the last like 15 pages. :golfclap:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I am Communist posted:

The do it guy?


Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 235 days!)


One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the drat vampires.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS



4 and a half minutes later...






Jamoke fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Oct 30, 2016

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Magical. Just magical.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Rename this the Jamoke Thread.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
I regret being late to this party. I didn't realise it was actually going to be a Photoshop thread as there were no edits in the OP just saw the first post which was some photos with commentary and just thought it was a mislabelled thread and ignored it.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

Jamoke posted:




4 and a half minutes later...








This has broken me. My god.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

beato posted:

I regret being late to this party. I didn't realise it was actually going to be a Photoshop thread as there were no edits in the OP just saw the first post which was some photos with commentary and just thought it was a mislabelled thread and ignored it.

Sorry for your loss.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Here is my last big dump before Halloween.

































az
Dec 2, 2005


he needs to team up with grinman

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


He's nearly :iamafag:

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

His entire life -- the embarrassments and cruelties of middle school, the long, miserable hours of studying in high school and college, the longer, more miserable hours of his first job, the hardships of starting and caring for a family amid the mounting stresses of student debt, car debt, and mortgage debt -- it has all been building up to this moment. Right here. Right now. It's about to all be worth it. A momentary stab of pain as the front bumper impacts his abdomen and his vital organs are forced up through his esophagus and out his mouth -- and it will all be over. He will be complete.

:unsmith:

Vic Boss
Jan 19, 2007

:ocelot:
You're pretty good.
:ocelot:

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Jamoke is a god damned superhero. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jamoke posted:




4 and a half minutes later...








Spit-took a mouthful of beer, startled the sleeping puppy who jumped and knocked over the nearly full bottle. Totally worth it. Holy poo poo Jamoke.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS


We've seen what you bring to the table and we like it. Now put it away.
Sign here, kid. We're gonna make you a star.



6 months later...





Jamoke fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 31, 2016

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

quote:


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
gently caress, I know I know. I've said it myself in here already but Jamoke is a god.

Mods, permanently sticky this and the famous photos thread.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS


Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS


Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Maoist Mister Rogers?

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS


That moment when you discover you are metahuman.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
flash gay. so what



MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Polish Avenger posted:

I originally had this idea years ago for the Gary Busey thread but didn't get it done for some reason, luckily it's a super easy photoshop job.

edit:eh, should have smoothed out the edges

Jamoke posted:

BANGARANG


I feel like I should make a parachute account just so I can 5 this thread again.

Making the empty promise now to learn photoshop.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS


Bronde rady onry here because she bang directah.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Indy, what they do down there...



KALI MAAAAAA



Okay just lower me into the goddamn poo poo already please.



KALI MA KALI MA KALI MA KALI MA KALI MA KALI MA




Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Jesu Cristo Jamoke

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

MrSlam posted:

I feel like I should make a parachute account just so I can 5 this thread again.

Making the empty promise now to learn photoshop.

if you want help, post here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792302

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Jamoke posted:

Indy, what they do down there...


He looks like Christopher Lambert... oh how I wish I could do a Highlander edit.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
first one to photoshop willem dafoe's creepy mug onto one of these fear factory photos gets a sick widowmaker strip tease when i get home from work.

bonus points for a picture with 3+ people in it

even more bonus points for all of them being dafoe'd

also please make it 1920 by 1080

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Dude's eyeball is weirding me out.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
can someone PS David S Pumpkins into the mix

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