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This entire thread is going to be as gently caress, but still mark your poo poo. Video Game Modding? What's That? Video game modding has been around almost as long as video games have. The moment commercial video games existed, people started messing with them. Since then, the idea has become more and more complicated. What was once a simple item or level change has become the replacement of entire games with new models, systems and a whole new kitchen sink. Video game mods have produced some incredible things, things that will bring you joy and warmth, carrying you through this dark abyss of life a happier, more genial person; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSd0pI1EQGkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEFke7X0ajs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C22l82kbtGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7HcEU9i9cI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSFlMCTXE8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24 And we here at the awful mods thread (yes we're basically a low-effort cult of making fun of things) support these mods, because they're cool and good. There need to be more mods like this. The Thread Title Says Awful Mods First Though? Let this be your first reminder in this thread not to open your loving mouth and ask seemingly innocent questions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GKY6bAJZxshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHxrYyfLXSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4sxbWEf2Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS_8LvzxOIY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WEiacIb8VMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yv-Yo8n8S8 If you watch those videos, and you should, you might notice that they're relatively benign, just kind of bad and with questionable writing. There are a lot of mods like this, mostly for Bethesda games, but that's not what we're here for. Let me be abundantly clear. Every hyperlink for the rest of this post is some bad stuff. Most of it begins at and descends quickly into at an almost terminal velocity. Don't click these at work, or if you want to retain any semblance of hope for humanity, or really at all, to be honest. This is the most benign link in the next two paragraphs. It's downright hysterical even. But that can't last. No you see, this thread is the embodiment of "this is why we can't have nice things." I've put these in descending (ascending?) order of weirdness. Mostly. The reality is that the games you know and love are also loved by some terrifying people. "People." .... Have some christmas anime ladies to make up for it. Hmmm... Look the point is all this stuff is off-putting, or kind of vaguely unsettling. Let's get weird. Starting strong. Alright now we're talking. Here's a quick break before we start the hard stuff. Nothing will ever be alright again, Tom. Here's another break from the weird poo poo. Alright that was a lie. It's all bad from here on out. I would too, friend. Many crimes have been committed by mods. Some in the name of immersion(???). But all in the name of nerds who have never seen a woman. If you somehow clicked on all of those without killing yourself, nothing this thread will provide can phase you. Here, have an apology from me, newly broken sack of human tissue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8 And Then I Blatantly Stole This From The Last Thread To Save Myself Some Time On Why Mod Authors Are Such Children posted:What is Gategate? Here's to 500 more pages of soul-searing bullshit. Orv fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Nov 7, 2016 |
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You're breaking tables something fierce my man.
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Yeah let me know exactly how bad and I'll fix it, it looks fine on my monitor but that's not exactly a good indicator. E: Might be better now? Orv fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Four more years! ... Four more years...
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# ? Oct 30, 2016 11:44 |
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At long last. And now, with the skyrim special edition's release, we get to enjoy new glorious 64 bit depravity
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The Iron Rose posted:And now, with the skyrim special edition's release, we get to enjoy new glorious 64 bit depravity
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lovely mods running the nexus. A new age!
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That was faster than I expected, honestly. I don't know why, but it was.
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KataraniSword posted:That was faster than I expected, honestly. I don't know why, but it was. He seriously had it up on the Special Edition's internal mod thing on Friday. He was door kickin' with that thing
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KataraniSword posted:That was faster than I expected, honestly. I don't know why, but it was. My favourite bit was the shameless advertising for his Greenlight game at the bottom. It's apparently entering early access in a couple of weeks, and features combat that actually looks worse than Skyrim's from what little's been shown.
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Digirat posted:Old men, running the world. A new age!
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QuantaStarFire posted:My favourite bit was the shameless advertising for his Greenlight game at the bottom. It's apparently entering early access in a couple of weeks, and features combat that actually looks worse than Skyrim's from what little's been shown. They were smart to target the furry demographic with the game. Especially if it can be easily turned into a masturbatory aid.
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In the waning days of the old thread somebody posted a "cow" girl (as in the girls were cows) mod for Stardew Valley, Well The modder's back this time with Leah as a dog girl. And have Pony Girl Haley while you're at it!quote:Ever want your own ponygirl to ride around town? Well one bridle, blinders, and gag later got you your own pony girl transport. Compliments of Haley. -E: Haha I didn't realize this until now but that modder also did an update to that nude scarecrow mod I linked in the last thread. (very ) Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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The 'Some in the name of immersion(???).' link is a hotlink to loverslab, and broken besides. ...which, thinking on it, certainly fits the thread's themes, but still.
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Shady Amish Terror posted:The 'Some in the name of immersion(???).' link is a hotlink to loverslab, and broken besides. It's a hotlink but if you just click on the URL of the hotlink after you get to the error page and hit enter it'll load the image. Slab's anti-hotlinking isn't that complex.
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A very good op, op. I somehow missed the gategate, it's glorious. Thanks.
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Aww, Stardew Valley boob mod didn't make the cut for the OP.
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Since I couldn't find it in the op and I absolutely love this mod: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ou3SkQgvFJw Man, Pepsiman got weird
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Furia posted:Since I couldn't find it in the op and I absolutely love this mod: How do you not replace the music with the Pepsi man theme there?
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Shady Amish Terror posted:The 'Some in the name of immersion(???).' link is a hotlink to loverslab, and broken besides. I'll rehost it in a bit here, thanks. RareAcumen posted:Aww, Stardew Valley boob mod didn't make the cut for the OP. In the end I figured the regulars knew the score and the new OP was really just a Hall of Horrors and Winners in the end, I didn't want to get overly encyclopedic. Orv fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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that gategate story is amazing, thanks for writing it down. I have to ask, that gif at the top of the page - is that from a movie and if so which one?
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double nine posted:I have to ask, that gif at the top of the page - is that from a movie and if so which one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l8WbkNXiTI&t=72s
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double nine posted:that gategate story is amazing, thanks for writing it down. I have to ask, that gif at the top of the page - is that from a movie and if so which one? Good old fashioned Christian rock and roll panic scare-doc. e;fb
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QuantaStarFire posted:My favourite bit was the shameless advertising for his Greenlight game at the bottom. It's apparently entering early access in a couple of weeks, and features combat that actually looks worse than Skyrim's from what little's been shown. Is it just me, or does it look like he stole models from Skyrim? He might have just bought them from some asset store, but its pretty clear he didn't make them himself because the player model looks like absolute poo poo.
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Don't forget to watch the CINEMATIC PROLOGUE for a wonderful selection of Bad Fantasy Author Pronoun Soup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4MvAhvB0E And them literally just stealing the TES prophecy PC poo poo. Orv fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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More to that Gategate thing: Arthmoor was one of the modders granted early access to Skyrim Special Edition, and as such, ported over the Open Cities mod with the Oblivion Gates intact.
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Scyantific posted:More to that Gategate thing: how long until the mod without the oblivion gates comes out?
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Senior Scarybagels posted:how long until the mod without the oblivion gates comes out? If he has his way, never. Someone get on that so we can engage GateGate 2.0.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Is it just me, or does it look like he stole models from Skyrim? He might have just bought them from some asset store, but its pretty clear he didn't make them himself because the player model looks like absolute poo poo. I can't find any screenshots that aren't the environment, pic me my man
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Scyantific posted:More to that Gategate thing: Ahhhh crap. I just downloaded the Open Cities mod from the Skyrim SE mod thingy thinking "oh cool open cities". So this one has those stupid gates and crap?
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Ahhhh crap. I just downloaded the Open Cities mod from the Skyrim SE mod thingy thinking "oh cool open cities". So this one has those stupid gates and crap? Yeah apparently Arthmoor has never heard of pickaxes and the ability to move stone.
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Ahhhh crap. I just downloaded the Open Cities mod from the Skyrim SE mod thingy thinking "oh cool open cities". So this one has those stupid gates and crap?
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It's Oblivion stone guys!
Orv fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Doesn't his open cities mod gently caress up a ton of quests because he just copy + pasted the city interiors?
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Improbable Lobster posted:Doesn't his open cities mod gently caress up a ton of quests because he just copy + pasted the city interiors? I think there's a trap door somewhere in the city to go to it's "interior" cell so technically there are two cities on top of each other. I think they have duplicate NPC's and poo poo too?
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Does anyone know of/wanna write a decent summary of the whole paid Skyrim mods debacle? Seems like a new thread should mention that.
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Scyantific posted:More to that Gategate thing: Haha holy poo poo this guy is such a tool.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Doesn't his open cities mod gently caress up a ton of quests because he just copy + pasted the city interiors? iGestalt posted:I think there's a trap door somewhere in the city to go to it's "interior" cell so technically there are two cities on top of each other.
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Spek posted:Does anyone know of/wanna write a decent summary of the whole paid Skyrim mods debacle? Seems like a new thread should mention that. Bethesda modders are stupid, narcissistic fuckheads, Bethesda somehow allowed that to keep happening but now for money, and then everyone screamed a bunch and it didn't happen Honestly it was such a complete non-starter and so much of the 'debate' was just brick walls screaming at each other in not-really-funny ways that it's best left as a lovely historical curiosity.
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Orv posted:Bethesda modders are stupid, narcissistic fuckheads, Bethesda somehow allowed that to keep happening but now for money, and then everyone screamed a bunch and it didn't happen Also, Mod Piracy was a thing. It was such a clusterfuck.
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