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his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

lol it's meltdown central


his nibs fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Oct 30, 2016

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
"Consoles ruined enough games for PC"

*reads 20th article this year about an unplayable console-to-PC port*

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Stupid motherfuckers....



You simply don't understand reversi development.

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

CIG shoul update that kickstarter info to this

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Hi I heard you guys like completely fraudulent shill articles so https://niume.com/pages/post/index.php?postID=142286

Try finding a sentence that isn't a lie.

quote:

10. Oculus Rift Support
This isn't just falling at the first hurdle, this is taking the first hurdle home and shoving it up your rear end sideways.

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Oct 30, 2016

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

MeLKoR posted:

I tried browsing FYAD about a dozen times over the years, I swear to god this is exactly how I felt.




I mean... all that poo poo has some meaning but in order to get it it would take a deep study of years of inside poo poo just to scratch the surface for a payoff that would most likely not be worth the :effort:

It must be funny when you are already in but it's pretty much opaque to everyone else.

Never got FYAD. Don't think I ever will.

They can have their hug tank. Or whatever it is.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
If memory serves--back in mid to late 2013, one of the ex-Lightbox devs got an early build (e: of Arena Commander) running on a PS/3 dev box in the Austin office. The same dev box that started a storm of angry posting after being spotted on a Wingman's Hangar. And if legend is to be believed, in the Spring months of 2014, the same guy messed with loading assets into Unreal engine. Needless to say, he is no longer working with CIG. CIG can't have developers that know how to make things work...

HycoCam fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Oct 30, 2016

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

HycoCam posted:

If memory serves--back in mid to late 2013, one of the ex-Lightbox devs got an early build running on PS/3 dev box in the Austin office. The same dev box that started a storm of angry posting after being spotted on a Wingman's Hangar. And if legend is to be believed, in Spring months of 2014, the same guy messed with loading assets into Unreal engine. Needless to say, he is no longer working with CIG. CIG can't have developers that know how to make things work...

yep in just a year him and Wingman's crew managed to put a early-access game in steam

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


The Titanic posted:

I hope the space armor has high heels built into it.

Looking forward to it. It's only logical.

Remember when Diablo was a girl so she had demon high-heels and big flapping demon titits?

Remember when Kerrigan became the Queen of Blades and grew chitin high-heels?

VEEERY GOOOOOOD

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

The Titanic posted:

There's no reason not to. If they wanted to be really anal they could just make an alternative walk cycle. I doubt much else would be different.

Unless it's the Citizens version, in which aiming takes longer because boobs get in the way, and other equally hindering things because girls are dumb and should stay in the stores on planets.

Don't ruin my space dream, dumb girls. :colbert:

If memory serves, Skyrim (or was that Oblivion?) used to use the same walk cycle for male and female characters.
There were mods out there from people ticked off by it enough to fix/redo it.

Most people never noticed.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I'm glad of it/your parents are dead :grin:

I'm glad of it is innately funny.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Decrepus posted:

Remember when Diablo was a girl so she had demon high-heels and big flapping demon titits?

Remember when Kerrigan became the Queen of Blades and grew chitin high-heels?

VEEERY GOOOOOOD

SHE WAS INSECURE ABOUT HER HEIGHT, OKAY?

:reddit:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Jobbo_Fett posted:

SHE WAS INSECURE ABOUT HER HEIGHT, OKAY?

:reddit:

You have almost 150 pages of posts in a thread that is barely a year old.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Guy Mann posted:

You have almost 150 pages of posts in a thread that is barely a year old.

Who cares?



You do.


:grin:

Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day
Everybody needs a hobby.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Nobody said being the top poster of the thread would be easy.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
"Top" poster

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:
my hobby is a space game I will play for the next 15 years.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Terallian/status/792725897363148802

This guy just makes videos.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
New kickstarter seems perfect for Star Citizens.

dionysian
Dec 30, 2012

I like Star Citizen. Don't see what the problem is.

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol

This.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


So, in true SC fashion, by “flight worthy” he means “full of superfluous details that have no relevance for, and would in practice impede, any kind of flying ability”. I take it he has no official capacity whatsoever at CIG or any part of their ship design process?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Guy Mann posted:

You have almost 150 pages of posts in a thread that is barely a year old.

We are all game developers here. Why wouldn't we have a lot of posts about the greatest game ever being developed?

Asema
Oct 2, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TheAgent posted:

"female gamers tend to lean towards non combat roles"

-a fat bearded nerd

did somebody really say this loving lmao

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol
This games sounds kind if bad...what's the deal with it?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Tippis posted:

So, in true SC fashion, by “flight worthy” he means “full of superfluous details that have no relevance for, and would in practice impede, any kind of flying ability”. I take it he has no official capacity whatsoever at CIG or any part of their ship design process?

Don't think he works there, he just makes flashy videos, I still assume he has more pull with CIG management than any of the coders.

AP fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Oct 30, 2016

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
#Imaconsolecitizen

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I'm glad of it/your parents are dead :grin:

We're down to one word. The next gimmick will be simply posting

quote:

b

over and over.

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word

MeLKoR posted:

We're down to one word. The next gimmick will be simply posting


over and over.

f

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

AP posted:

#Imaconsolecitizen

They said I was dead. They said console was the future. Now they say mobile and tablets are the future. I say to you, the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

poopy pee pee posted:

This games sounds kind if bad...what's the deal with it?

Ok. Imagine the most complex and tedious life replacement videogame project headed by a ancient ex-videogame programmer turned failed movie director turned currently-failing videogame project manager built on a single-player-focused engine and advertised as a massively multiplayer online roleplaying game.


Then imagine that this tedious life replacer has everything you've ever wanted in a videogame: Rape, sex slaves, pirates, space ships, autonomous AI, 100+ systems with their own planets that can all be landed on and traversed completely on foot.


For added fun, hang on to every word by everyone directly involved with the project and treat their statements as gospel. They can never be wrong, and, by listening to them, you know everything about videogames ever.


And all those things that have gone wrong, or have revealed despicable traits from the higher ups?

Nothing to worry about.




Its all fine. Star Citizen is good. Star Citizen will release.

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Decrepus posted:

Remember when Kerrigan became the Queen of Blades and grew chitin high-heels?

If that upsets you imagine how disgusted Abathur was.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

dionysian posted:

I like Star Citizen. Don't see what the problem is.


poopy pee pee posted:

This games sounds kind if bad...what's the deal with it?

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

"State of Stealth"

Poor sweet child

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5a67lq/state_of_stealth/

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

dionysian posted:

I like Star Citizen. Don't see what the problem is.

i'm with this guy

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


dionysian posted:

I like Star Citizen. Don't see what the problem is.

just gonna keep posting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPkijEQn_fo

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Stealth in SC - just move your ship a few hundred meters away from the attacker and wait until the crappy LOD pop-out disappears you.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015














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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

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