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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Zeke will hurdle all the way into the next ether of existence

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wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
it's only 7-3 but it already feels like a blowout

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

Kawalimus posted:

New England plays a very soft schedule this season. They do every year since they're in the AFC East. We'll see how they do against a real strong team. Pittsburgh would have beat them with Roethlisberger.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jdgoodman_23/status/792809171481690112/video/1

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Alright just get a td next drive and we are right back in this.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Why did they stop running

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
That tendency to sail throws is gonna bite us

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hooray just a field goal :toot:

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
When Dak misses, he misses high

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The only team in the NFC that I think can beat Dallas is Atlanta and maybe Seattle. I don't think any of the AFC teams can hang with them.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Kawalimus posted:

The only team in the NFC that I think can beat Dallas is Atlanta and maybe Seattle. I don't think any of the AFC teams can hang with them.

did new england switch conferences?

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

GrimGypsy posted:

did new england switch divisions?

New England hasn't really been tested yet. I'm not a believer. AFC is a weaker conference these days.

They're good, but the NFC teams would trounce them.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
1 yard check downs make me hard

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Dallas must spend all week doing tackling drills

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Our offense looks so...pedersonstrian.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
You can see Carson getting frustrated going through his progressions.

Matthe- poo poo
Agho- poo poo
Green Beck-- poo poo

gently caress it I'll just dump it off

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's funny, it's hard to tell if they're not having Carson Wentz sling the ball everywhere because he's still a rookie and developing or because our wide receivers are terrible. There's lots of short stuff.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Cowboys getting tackles at first point of contact doesn't seem fair

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Can't believe he caught it

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
Why blitz

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Note the play was *not* to Agholar there.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




wow a clutch catch

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
That slant route is EZ mode for Green Beckham.

Need to call that more

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Two ex Lions HCs are the DCs tonight lol

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Kawalimus posted:

New England hasn't really been tested yet. I'm not a believer. AFC is a weaker conference these days.

They're good, but the NFC teams would trounce them.

Oh did they lose all those amazing players who've been murdering everyone for years?
lol like the nfc east is some brutal gauntlet *watches eagles stack 100 yards of penalties and drop 30 passes in one half*

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
Should I be in here or the discord poo poo is slow

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
hey Josh Huff do me a favor DIE

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




please trade for a WR howie

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
NFC East isn't very good, but the Cowboys have been dumping on teams not in the clown division.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Josh Huff should be used as a Sproles-style scat back.

He has no business lining up outside

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

Can I get a discord invite? The only one I found is old and no longer works

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

please trade for a WR howie

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Gotta go down the field

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
dez can push off 40 yards downfield but we cant block on a screen. ok

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Our offense is so loving bad good god please fire the WRs into the sun.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This is not good.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




a wet fart

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
wow that was an incredible display of how to make an offensive line look like amateurs.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That's on the 1

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Sarah Problem posted:

Can I get a discord invite? The only one I found is old and no longer works

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

DO NOT FIELD A PUNT AT THE 3

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