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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Kawalimus posted:

Looks like that rule was indeed altered. Stepping out of bounds and not re-establishing your position is just an incomplete pass now. The penalty comes if you do reestablish and are first to touch.

:tipshat:

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aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

axeil posted:

Yeah he is garbage and bad. Like a new generation's Todd "lost in the lights" Pinkston.

He's worse. Pinkston at least had the speed to occasionally be effective as a deep threat/decoy

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GE: The people who work for us are lame little shits.

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)
I wish the Eagles had someone who could catch a football, so that they could beat the badguys.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

euphronius posted:

I'd kill for pinkston rn

He was underrated by eagles fans.

He intentionally didn't catch a ball because he was scared of the defense and then gave the excuse of "I lost it in the lights"

He is trash.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Ezekiel Elliot is unstoppable Jesus.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

axeil posted:

He intentionally didn't catch a ball because he was scared of the defense and then gave the excuse of "I lost it in the lights"

He is trash.

Man that is some lore I don't even remember

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Ezekiel Elliot reminds me of Jamal Lewis rookie season except even better.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




tackling is hard, apparently

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Lol massive hold missed

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
lol let dez just hang out open, good plan

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
See Ezekiel Elliot is another kind of player the Ravens need.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I was literally going "Dez dez dez dez dez" as Prescott was scanning the field, then I bellowed with laughter when i saw how open he was

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
The Eagles use "leave Dez open!"

IT'S NOT EFFECTIVE

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

axeil posted:

Ezekiel Elliot is unstoppable Jesus.

Mods, rename me Unstoppable Jesus please. TIA.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Has Roger Goodell suspended Winkie for too much fun posting yet

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Kawalimus posted:

See Ezekiel Elliot is another kind of player the Ravens need.
what, a good one?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

euphronius posted:

Man that is some lore I don't even remember

https://youtu.be/ls794MhIkU4

You've heard of alligator arms, this is alligator body!

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

euphronius posted:

Man that is some lore I don't even remember

http://articles.mcall.com/2004-12-14/sports/3568000_1_donovan-mcnabb-todd-pinkston-freddie-mitchell

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Oh here you guys are. I couldn't understand why nobody was posting in the GDT cuz I'm too dumb to know what SNF means :downs:

Eagles are pretty good so I'm happy with Dallas holding its own for now.

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

AsInHowe posted:

Has Roger Goodell suspended Winkie for too much fun posting yet

NFL heard we were having fun posting and looking at cool winkie gifs

winkie please hit your wife or beat a child or something so Godell will leave you alone

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I remember against the Cowboys in the 2000 season Jamal Lewis looked just like Ezekiel Elliot does now. I've never seen a RB dominate another team like that. He must have had like 7 yards per carry let me look it up and see for sure. It was 28 for 187 with a long of only 18!!! It was complete dominance. Every run he was dragging Cowboys players along with him I'd never seen a running performance so dominant and never seen one since even big games like his record breakers. He just marched it all over them. That's what Ezekiel Elliot does.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Seriously I have a whole spreadsheet of players who have Wronged The Eagles since I became a fan back in 2001.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kawalimus posted:

See Ezekiel Elliot is another kind of player the Ravens need.

You mean a team could use a really good running back? :aaa: :eyepop:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

is Gronk's franchise record the most number of 69s performed in a season

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Dak you fuckman

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
God we are so loving bad.

I think I'll post more about bad ex eagles. Who remembers Reno Mahe? Cuz I sure as gently caress do.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Mark Sanchez trying to get some camera time

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
Tyron Smith and Marcus Smith, two first round smiths

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




axeil posted:

Seriously I have a whole spreadsheet of players who have Wronged The Eagles since I became a fan back in 2001.

matt bryant 60 yard fg is #1

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

axeil posted:

God we are so loving bad.

I think I'll post more about bad ex eagles. Who remembers Reno Mahe? Cuz I sure as gently caress do.

he worked at chickies and petes though! Who cares that all he did on returns was vibrate in place until he fumbled.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
YES I LOVE YOU JORDAN BICKS

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
llllalwl dak

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Awwwwww gently caress yes.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Oh no :(

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

yassss

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Romoception!!

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




HAHAHA

dak sucks

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
JORDAN HICKS!!!!!

:woop: :woop:

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Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
Dammit why do the Eagles get Hicks

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